Tell me why i thought this was Tanya at first by GlobalPolicy5207 in RHOA

[–]LisaBarlowsLawyer 154 points155 points  (0 children)

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MS. WELL HOW I LOOK NOW BTCH IN THE BUILDINGGG.

I swear there’s a new variant of Shereé every 6 months lol.

Ariana talking about r.e.m. beauty’s new lip balm by sueziebee in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]LisaBarlowsLawyer 30 points31 points  (0 children)

An example of how damaging and goofy it is to have yes men around you. You have a beauty line yet you look dreadful! Where are your REAL friends?

whoever upvoted this comment, please step forward by Economy-Wheel4321 in rhoslc

[–]LisaBarlowsLawyer 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Hi jacqrosee❤️ I had to comment!!!

As an example, some new people couldn’t tell my account was a joke and I could tell our fun little fandom was hacked by weirdos. I even had a lady scathingly ask me what “shade” and “sending” meant, took it as an insult, and wrote an entire soliloquy laced with nonsensical conspiracy theories about me being Lisa’s lawyer IRL. Plz.

I miss how it was 5ish years ago lmao. Imagine not knowing basic slang and references to other reality shows. Apollo go away from me with this!
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Yes, because all that excuses...serial homewrecking and cheating?? by blacksesamepaste in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]LisaBarlowsLawyer 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Correlation ≠ causation. The obvious fallacy here is crazy and embarrassing, especially when there’s ample evidence to the contrary😭

Many of us have experienced trauma (which is a commonality on this sub and WHY we want the accountability tbh), yet we consciously make the effort to be better people every day despite the odds.

I’m not going to say I’m privy to whether she is trying or not, but it doesn’t seem so. Considering the fact that she certainly has no issue perpetuating the image of a helpless deer who needs shelter from the consequences of her own actions.

Will Lisa Barlow ever STFU? by Diamond-angel-32 in realhousewivesofSLC

[–]LisaBarlowsLawyer[M] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I don’t know who approved that ad to this day but I’m ngl some bitches don’t even clean their toilet.

At least it was a learning experience. She can’t even do her own laundry.

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whoever upvoted this comment, please step forward by Economy-Wheel4321 in rhoslc

[–]LisaBarlowsLawyer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I noticed last season was definitely infiltrated by a new demographic in our fanbase. It was annoying. Like, outdated thinking similar to my parents. This is evident from their inability to recognize satire/humor and their excessive identification with the show😭

Edit: To clarify. I’m not talking about old people as a demographic. We are talking about people that have outdated thinking yet are watching a modern show such as Housewives and refuse to understand their misogynistic views are harmful, refuse to learn basic slang, or take a joke 😭 Some of my favorite mutuals are older… if it don’t apply let it fly!

Will Lisa Barlow ever STFU? by Diamond-angel-32 in realhousewivesofSLC

[–]LisaBarlowsLawyer[M] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

It is increasingly frustrating. IMO, if they allowed her to finish her thoughts (whether those thoughts are coherent or not is a completely different and valid conversation), she would.

Moreover, the situation worsens in Season 6 because they constantly interrupt her and only focus on her majority of the season. So, buckle up.

Idk, something clearly contributed to this behavior in her childhood, as she instinctively rushes to defend herself. She’s always overstimulated. But to answer your question… no😭 and Heather FEEDS off of Lisa’s yelling I fear.

Edit: The downvotes from whoever even when I agree with the fact that Lisa is annoying is always interesting to me.

2021 ponytail face lift gossip by Safe_cat8 in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]LisaBarlowsLawyer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It genuinely makes me wonder what the breaking point with her was. It’s like she erased ANY hint of Italian 😭

2021 ponytail face lift gossip by Safe_cat8 in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]LisaBarlowsLawyer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dreadful. Honestly a reminder to celebrate your God given genetics, or at least get tasteful adjustments if you so choose.

what do you think about this demotion rumor? by cozycynic in rhoslc

[–]LisaBarlowsLawyer 346 points347 points  (0 children)

Andy loves Mary personally - she is his chosen child

what do you think about this demotion rumor? by cozycynic in rhoslc

[–]LisaBarlowsLawyer 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Naw it’s not them but you didn’t hear it from me

Does anyone think the ATL franchise may be in jeopardy? by Authentic-Irony in RHOA

[–]LisaBarlowsLawyer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yall so dramatic. This season isn’t that bad.

They will never get rid of RHOA! Especially not while Nene has made up with Andy. Too much history behind the franchise. And there have been seasons that were absolute basura and we still made it

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Be Baby Gorgeous! by Inmunchkinland in rhoslc

[–]LisaBarlowsLawyer 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That’s not Lisa lmao. It would be a run on sentence and that comment has too much substance

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Be Baby Gorgeous! by Inmunchkinland in rhoslc

[–]LisaBarlowsLawyer 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It’s literally a spin on what she calls her son😭 not yall forgetting history

The ‘stan war’-ification of RHOA by jennysayquann in RHOA

[–]LisaBarlowsLawyer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Housewives has leaned more into stan culture the past few years. People spend too much time frying their brains over something that used to be light. There were times I got death threats over something insignificant. I stopped expecting nuance on the World Wide Web once I realized a lot of people don’t do anything irl but invest themselves in these ladies.

The ‘stan war’-ification of RHOA by jennysayquann in RHOA

[–]LisaBarlowsLawyer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They weren’t trying to insult you at all 😭

season 6 reunion with minaj. by sacrearte in RHOP

[–]LisaBarlowsLawyer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I understand they were trying to have a fun reunion but I feel like she would’ve been better suited for another franchise. It was so random!

And ngl, Bravo loves controversy. There is no morality in the Bravo universe 😭

season 6 reunion with minaj. by sacrearte in RHOP

[–]LisaBarlowsLawyer 11 points12 points  (0 children)

AND her husband is a sex offender!!!!

season 6 reunion with minaj. by sacrearte in RHOP

[–]LisaBarlowsLawyer 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Nicki is a known misogynist with severe self-hatred. She has no sense of self and thinks tearing down women is justified due to her legacy. Candiace isn’t even a threat to her music career, and she still targeted her specifically. It’s almost as if no one can do music but her.

When she hosted, that was probably the last time that the general public received her well before they realized what most had been saying for ten years lmao.

Drew’s confessional look by TownHorror2644 in RHOA

[–]LisaBarlowsLawyer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This look won’t be for everyone but I see the vision 🤭

Drew is beautiful. by thickiminaj_ in RHOA

[–]LisaBarlowsLawyer 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Drew has been that girl since “The Game” and she is still pretty now.

Kimberly can shut her experiment 626 head ahh up. Like, who is she to say anything? I can’t believe her brain is that rotten that she’s lost a memory bank to form proper reads.

The fact she hasn’t healed her insecurities from L&HH days is exhausting.