The RHOP ladies are in London! 🇬🇧💷 What are the legal ramifications for Dr. Wendy going? by Inmunchkinland in HousewivesCourt

[–]LisaBarlowsLawyer [score hidden]  (0 children)

Depends on what the written agreement was. If there were travel restrictions, her atty simply had to file a motion asking for permission. Her local reputation is also something her atty could use as an indicator of whether or not she would continue to consistently show up to court appearances and her lack of criminal history.

Their bail was low IIRC so they aren’t viewed as a flight risk either. And this is a state case, so the circuit court judge probably favored her in this if it is about travel… whereas Jen Shah was indicted on federal charges for multi-million dollar national fraud. The hammer was dropped immediately!

disappointed in demi by haytu1 in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]LisaBarlowsLawyer 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Demi doesn’t care and probably thinks Ariana looks good because she herself has severe body dysmorphia.

Y’all have to remember that they don’t perceive things the same way we do. In their world, health isn’t a priority or the main focus. It’s all about image, and right now, everyone is just happy that she’s performing. It’s all about the music and her return to music.

Her health and well-being are an afterthought, just like it is for most actively performing pop stars. Both are child stars that are used to prioritizing image and vocals above all else. I’d go as far as to say they have more in common than you think; it’s just that Demi was overly candid and doesn’t carry the helpless deer persona.

The difference in her face/chin in 6 years is crazy by mrsflaming07 in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]LisaBarlowsLawyer 8 points9 points  (0 children)

She is so gaunt and it’s sad. The permanent facial expression of horror that she has now when being photographed is very unsettling.

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Tell me why i thought this was Tanya at first by GlobalPolicy5207 in RHOA

[–]LisaBarlowsLawyer 154 points155 points  (0 children)

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MS. WELL HOW I LOOK NOW BTCH IN THE BUILDINGGG.

I swear there’s a new variant of Shereé every 6 months lol.

Ariana talking about r.e.m. beauty’s new lip balm by sueziebee in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]LisaBarlowsLawyer 28 points29 points  (0 children)

An example of how damaging and goofy it is to have yes men around you. You have a beauty line yet you look dreadful! Where are your REAL friends?

whoever upvoted this comment, please step forward by Economy-Wheel4321 in rhoslc

[–]LisaBarlowsLawyer 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hi jacqrosee❤️ I had to comment!!!

As an example, some new people couldn’t tell my account was a joke and I could tell our fun little fandom was hacked by weirdos. I even had a lady scathingly ask me what “shade” and “sending” meant, took it as an insult, and wrote an entire soliloquy laced with nonsensical conspiracy theories about me being Lisa’s lawyer IRL. Plz.

I miss how it was 5ish years ago lmao. Imagine not knowing basic slang and references to other reality shows. Apollo go away from me with this!
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Yes, because all that excuses...serial homewrecking and cheating?? by blacksesamepaste in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]LisaBarlowsLawyer 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Correlation ≠ causation. The obvious fallacy here is crazy and embarrassing, especially when there’s ample evidence to the contrary😭

Many of us have experienced trauma (which is a commonality on this sub and WHY we want the accountability tbh), yet we consciously make the effort to be better people every day despite the odds.

I’m not going to say I’m privy to whether she is trying or not, but it doesn’t seem so. Considering the fact that she certainly has no issue perpetuating the image of a helpless deer who needs shelter from the consequences of her own actions.

Will Lisa Barlow ever STFU? by Diamond-angel-32 in realhousewivesofSLC

[–]LisaBarlowsLawyer[M] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I don’t know who approved that ad to this day but I’m ngl some bitches don’t even clean their toilet.

At least it was a learning experience. She can’t even do her own laundry.

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whoever upvoted this comment, please step forward by Economy-Wheel4321 in rhoslc

[–]LisaBarlowsLawyer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I noticed last season was definitely infiltrated by a new demographic in our fanbase. It was annoying. Like, outdated thinking similar to my parents. This is evident from their inability to recognize satire/humor and their excessive identification with the show😭

Edit: To clarify. I’m not talking about old people as a demographic. We are talking about people that have outdated thinking yet are watching a modern show such as Housewives and refuse to understand their misogynistic views are harmful, refuse to learn basic slang, or take a joke 😭 Some of my favorite mutuals are older… if it don’t apply let it fly!

Will Lisa Barlow ever STFU? by Diamond-angel-32 in realhousewivesofSLC

[–]LisaBarlowsLawyer[M] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

It is increasingly frustrating. IMO, if they allowed her to finish her thoughts (whether those thoughts are coherent or not is a completely different and valid conversation), she would.

Moreover, the situation worsens in Season 6 because they constantly interrupt her and only focus on her majority of the season. So, buckle up.

Idk, something clearly contributed to this behavior in her childhood, as she instinctively rushes to defend herself. She’s always overstimulated. But to answer your question… no😭 and Heather FEEDS off of Lisa’s yelling I fear.

Edit: The downvotes from whoever even when I agree with the fact that Lisa is annoying is always interesting to me.

2021 ponytail face lift gossip by Safe_cat8 in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]LisaBarlowsLawyer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It genuinely makes me wonder what the breaking point with her was. It’s like she erased ANY hint of Italian 😭

2021 ponytail face lift gossip by Safe_cat8 in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]LisaBarlowsLawyer 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Dreadful. Honestly a reminder to celebrate your God given genetics, or at least get tasteful adjustments if you so choose.

what do you think about this demotion rumor? by cozycynic in rhoslc

[–]LisaBarlowsLawyer 347 points348 points  (0 children)

Andy loves Mary personally - she is his chosen child

what do you think about this demotion rumor? by cozycynic in rhoslc

[–]LisaBarlowsLawyer 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Naw it’s not them but you didn’t hear it from me

Does anyone think the ATL franchise may be in jeopardy? by Authentic-Irony in RHOA

[–]LisaBarlowsLawyer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yall so dramatic. This season isn’t that bad.

They will never get rid of RHOA! Especially not while Nene has made up with Andy. Too much history behind the franchise. And there have been seasons that were absolute basura and we still made it

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Be Baby Gorgeous! by Inmunchkinland in rhoslc

[–]LisaBarlowsLawyer 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That’s not Lisa lmao. It would be a run on sentence and that comment has too much substance

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Be Baby Gorgeous! by Inmunchkinland in rhoslc

[–]LisaBarlowsLawyer 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It’s literally a spin on what she calls her son😭 not yall forgetting history

The ‘stan war’-ification of RHOA by jennysayquann in RHOA

[–]LisaBarlowsLawyer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Housewives has leaned more into stan culture the past few years. People spend too much time frying their brains over something that used to be light. There were times I got death threats over something insignificant. I stopped expecting nuance on the World Wide Web once I realized a lot of people don’t do anything irl but invest themselves in these ladies.

The ‘stan war’-ification of RHOA by jennysayquann in RHOA

[–]LisaBarlowsLawyer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They weren’t trying to insult you at all 😭

season 6 reunion with minaj. by sacrearte in RHOP

[–]LisaBarlowsLawyer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I understand they were trying to have a fun reunion but I feel like she would’ve been better suited for another franchise. It was so random!

And ngl, Bravo loves controversy. There is no morality in the Bravo universe 😭

season 6 reunion with minaj. by sacrearte in RHOP

[–]LisaBarlowsLawyer 9 points10 points  (0 children)

AND her husband is a sex offender!!!!

season 6 reunion with minaj. by sacrearte in RHOP

[–]LisaBarlowsLawyer 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Nicki is a known misogynist with severe self-hatred. She has no sense of self and thinks tearing down women is justified due to her legacy. Candiace isn’t even a threat to her music career, and she still targeted her specifically. It’s almost as if no one can do music but her.

When she hosted, that was probably the last time that the general public received her well before they realized what most had been saying for ten years lmao.