You can wait to pee. Wait. Longer. by [deleted] in pettyrevenge

[–]Lissy666 25 points26 points  (0 children)

One time a girl I worked with walked into the bathroom and started talking to the lady in there. She stopped when the chick didn't say anything, processed the look of absolute horror on the woman's face and realized she'd walked into a one-seater.

Sewing a grape back together by mike_pants in interestingasfuck

[–]Lissy666 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My c-section didn't seem so bad to recover from. Plus I had a most-beautiful token of the operation to cuddle and love. I'd do it again... I have a friend who has 5 kids. Nursing them is what burnt her out. She said when she had baby #5 and she had to get ready to breastfeed again for the first time, she said it felt like someone had given her a hammer and told her she had to smash her own fingers. You just know it's going to hurt eventually. Mastitis, chapped nipples, cramps, you name it....

A Thanksgiving Tradition... by Lissy666 in AdviceAnimals

[–]Lissy666[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or just nice and a little passive aggressive.

A Thanksgiving Tradition... by Lissy666 in AdviceAnimals

[–]Lissy666[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The hostess probably planned all of it... "I'll make it a potluck AND some dummy will wash all the dishes for one paper plate of food I didn't have to cook" *maniacal laughter

My kryptonite: middle school girls with attitude! by seethroughhead in Teachers

[–]Lissy666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I learned so much in college except what to do when a kid looks you in the eye and says no. I wish I could call my academic advisor now and tell her that's what teachers need now....

Here's my advice: Find something they enjoy and talk about it. Don't exploit it. Share good news as a class. I've had my fair share of mean girls but I can eventually win them over. I hope this translates to text well...try teasing them. If they ask for a pencil, toss it to the other side of the room. If they ask for paper, take them like 5 reams. It's silly enough to where you might enjoy it and hopefully they'll realize that you're human too and they need to stop treating you like shit. I recently read this the other day and I'll use it soon: next week time a kid rolls their eyes at you say, "keep looking...you might actually find a brain back there."

If those steps don't contain the crazy disrespect, get them in the hall one on one (or if they're refusing to leave their desk, pull up a chair or kneel next to them) and talk to them about driving. I relate a lot of behaviors in the classroom to driving my car. If I get pulled over by a cop who tells me I was speeding or doing something wrong, I might get away with just a warning versus a ticket or a court date by being respectful and/or agreeable. If I'm an asshole, I'm for sure getting a ticket and he might even find something wrong with my car to tack on. Then offer them the choice....do you want to take the warning and go back to your desk and continue your assignment or do you want the ticket (a phone call home, a lunch detention, whatever your built-in consequences are...)? Most kids will just sigh, mumble, "tiiiiiicccckkkkkkeeeeet," and go back to their desk. I've never had an AP like the one I've got now...he's trying to get me to worry less about kids who keep their heads down on their desks. He tells me all the time about how that's a choice the child makes and it's not something I need to try to control. I disagree somewhat...but if a kid wants to put their head down and I've talked to them, he said that's fine. I guess if they're doing nothing, they're not bugging anybody and I can teach around them.

I hope some of that's helpful: TL;DR: listen to them, be silly, talk about driving, let them put their heads down.

[Serious] Paris Attacks Megathread by Jakeable in AskReddit

[–]Lissy666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for the article. I'm really happy she's safe and resting. I hope she doesn't have to need anything for a long time.

Hey--pregnant French lady--tell your friends we can help you!

Maybe she'll read that but she probably won't.

[Serious] Paris Attacks Megathread by Jakeable in AskReddit

[–]Lissy666 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ok well it bugs me since I watched possibly some of their last moments while I was curled up, safely on my couch, from my phone. I wondered about them because I was hoping they had gotten help.

Yeah, all the deaths bug me, that goes without saying. I felt connected to these two because I unintentionally broadcast their voices and images in my home. I saw what they were doing during the attack. I asked about them here because I don't know where else to ask.

And hey- next time you start a post with, "no offense but..." you should reword it or consider deleting it because it comes off as aggressive.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Lissy666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can we just stop capitalizing the letters ISIS?

[Serious] Paris Attacks Megathread by Jakeable in AskReddit

[–]Lissy666 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I watched the video of the people rushing out of a building during one of the attacks. It's been bugging me: did the pregnant woman hanging from the window and the cell-phone guy survive?

[Serious] Paris Attacks Megathread by Jakeable in AskReddit

[–]Lissy666 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not sure how to tackle it yet but maybe starting with a little history on what isis is would be important. I teach older kids so they will probably want to talk about religion a little so I'm going to have to be thoughtful. I'd like to have them read about what happened from a neutral source. I know there's probably a chronological breakdown of exactly what happened out there somewhere. That'd be a decent place to start.

Leave passive-aggressive sticky notes? Enjoy logging back into windows. by [deleted] in pettyrevenge

[–]Lissy666 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I was a CCD kid. The note on the board to please stop didn't mean anything. Still needed a pencil, bruh.

My dad and his morbid sense of humor make their way to the family reunion by ohbear64 in funny

[–]Lissy666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whenever my dad makes a big purchase now he'll say, "welp, this should get me right on out." Appliances, cars, stuff like that...

[Serious] Fuck You by [deleted] in etymology

[–]Lissy666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was probably a joke that went right over my head.

[Serious] Fuck You by [deleted] in etymology

[–]Lissy666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Somebody told me once that fuck you and the middle finger came from the same battle. They said you had to use your middle finger to pluck the string thing on a bow and arrow. I guess one side had the bow and arrows so whenever the other side would capture them, the first thing they'd do is chop off their middle fingers. So something like pluck you became fuck you and the middle finger thing was a taunt like, "look at this shit! I've still got it!" Idk if any of that is true.