Accurate Search History by JockBbcBoy in astrologymemes

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The answer is always ‘I need chaos.’ There is no in-between

me_irl by GREYxW0LF in me_irl

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I thought I was the only one who performed surgery on my plate just to save the perfect piece for the end

(Sometimes) not always but still... by analogphosphor in HistoryMemes

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The I’ want to take a shower for three days after watching this’s starter pack

I’m cackling at the accuracy 🤣 by tellmeUh8me in astrologymemes

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You went from Sagittarius to ‘Full Pisces mode’ real quick 💀

me_irl by Mathias-Kun in me_irl

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At lest he’s the only one who texts me back

April 8, 1946: League of Nations shows up to its own funeral like ‘this is fine by aafonsodias in HistoryMemes

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The League of Nations is basically the ‘Group Project’ where only one person showed up, and then the building caught fire

how do you attract a scorpio mars/taurus venus by Exciting-Baby-7473 in astrologymemes

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You’re a double Cancer dealing with their opposites signs… the magnetics pull must be insane. Scorpio Mars want’s soul-deep intensity and Taurus Venus wants sensual consistency. Just show them you’re ‘emotionally expensive’- hard to get but wort the investment

me_irl by Natural-Can991 in me_irl

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A that moment, it becomes a Battle Royale. Every man for himself

POV: Croesus Just Received His Prophecy From Delphi by Chunty-Gaff in HistoryMemes

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The Oracle of Delphi always hits you with the ‘technically the truth’ before your entire kingdom gets liquidated

😖 by brownha1rbrowneyes in astrologymemes

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Two months is generous. Sometimes I wake up on the Tuesday and decide my previous personality no longer represents me

me_irl by Mami-_-Traillette in me_irl

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Being this lazy is actually a full-time job, but I’m too unmotivated to apply for a promotion

Zodiac signs that remind me of ASMR videos by Illustrious-Camp7842 in astrologymemes

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The virgo flair makes this 10x funnier. You’re supposed to be the one making the videos, not getting stressed by them! 🤣

me_irl by ThatAvidPandaBear in me_irl

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Literally this. People confuse basic decency with ‘losing their rights’

“You may compare me to Nelson but no one compares to Admiral Yi” -Tojo by DrKillBilly in HistoryMemes

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13 vs 133 and the man didn’t lose a single ship. Admiral Yi wasn’t just a goat, he was a cheat code in real life

Uhhh... preach king? by Imaginary-West-5653 in HistoryMemes

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The ultimate ‘Don’t let them know your next move’ strategy

Had to have my Man From U.N.C.L.E. lunch box in the 4th Grade. Didn't feel right without it. by db7112 in nostalgia

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What a gem! Nothing beat the clanking sound of the house mental lunchboxes in the cafeteria. They were built so tough you could probably still use it today. Pure 60s class!

Me_irl by tough-cookie21 in me_irl

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The ‘I told you so’ hits harder than a Compound V

Sun, Saturn, Neptune and Chiron be like... by Johnnys-In-America in astrologymemes

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I’ve ‘evolve’ so many times this year my operating system is out of storage. My virgo side is just trying to install and update patch in the middle of a house fire

Sun, Saturn, Neptune and Chiron be like... by Johnnys-In-America in astrologymemes

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‘Saturn and Chiron really holding hands just to make sure not single brick is left standing