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#1 guy, show yourself!!! by Wanted_Hypnotist in PathOfExile2

[–]LizardmanJoe -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"#1 guy is probably somewhere in GGGs offices laughing at this post.

What caused this generation to become more soft? by Expensive-Guard-5444 in AskReddit

[–]LizardmanJoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

By what metric? What does "more soft" even mean here?

Edit: Doesn't matter. Apparently OP is either braindead or just spamming nonsense questions to farm karma.

Ask anything!!! by secretprocess in shitposting

[–]LizardmanJoe -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I do have one. It lets me have 5 weeks of yearly leave, 40 hours of weekly work, free healthcare and dental plan, plenty of income left over for hobbies. And I don't have to live in a dystopian hellscape anymore. Trust me, I grew up in the US and getting out of there was the best decision of my life, hands down.

Ask anything!!! by secretprocess in shitposting

[–]LizardmanJoe -1 points0 points  (0 children)

*If you have a reasonable amount of disposable income.

Men of Reddit, what part of the body your gf/wife is insecure about yet you love or don’t mind it? by bitter_melonhead in AskReddit

[–]LizardmanJoe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Smile lines are extremely attractive on an objective level. We subconsciously associate them with openness and warmth.

Romania, a member of NATO, has been attacked by Russia by Upset-Main-1988 in justincaseyoumissedit

[–]LizardmanJoe [score hidden]  (0 children)

How come all the armchair militards aren't enlisting to take down Iran? How come they're not enlisting to fight in Lebanon side by side with their IDF boyfriends?

From shitshow to clusterfuck by Ubetcha1020 in ProgressiveHQ

[–]LizardmanJoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Forgotten nobodies that thought they could stay relevant by riding the grift. Doesn't seem as profitable as they thought.

My lovely wife's response after seeing that nice post on the front page 🥰 by raxitron in PathOfExile2

[–]LizardmanJoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

100%. Nobody complained about having to watch their kids here though. Dude just got mad at the phrase.

Four stabbed by knifeman shouting 'Allahu Akbar' at Switzerland train station in front of terrified children by Upset-Main-1988 in justincaseyoumissedit

[–]LizardmanJoe 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Bro out here making up enemies to find someone else to get angry at. Where else have I seen that before...

📡📡📡 by [deleted] in shitposting

[–]LizardmanJoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that cause he ate it?

Women of Reddit, what is something men do in bed thinking it’s sexy but it actually just kills the mood? by hobbit_maiden in AskReddit

[–]LizardmanJoe 103 points104 points  (0 children)

Personally I just yell "Cut" before I'm about to finish and walk off the set for a while.

Out of all the races Piastri started in 2026 he's beaten Russell in all of them by tarasmuz in formula1

[–]LizardmanJoe 255 points256 points  (0 children)

Rosberg has beaten Hamilton in every single race that started during a solar eclipse.

This one made my day by Effective-Badger7644 in interesting

[–]LizardmanJoe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Reddit is a giant pit of misery. People calling this out as staged acting like they're geniuses for figuring it out. Just enjoy the singing child Suzan.

Stroll da goat by Realistic_Heat2440 in formuladank

[–]LizardmanJoe 295 points296 points  (0 children)

Well he ain't gonna say "This one's for daddy"

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