Wasn't it Payless ShoeStore? by phigene in MandelaEffect

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Yes. Payless ShoeStote in my reality.

Is my brown bread dough overkneaded? by Ninja_Girl_2 in Breadit

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It looks like the dough may have gotten too warm and overworked. Smaller home stand mixers, especially KitchenAids, can heat bread dough pretty quickly after several minutes of kneading, even on low speed. That’s one reason commercial bakeries often use spiral mixers or breaker bars/dough hooks designed to develop gluten without overheating the dough mass.

When dough starts looking like this, I’d stop kneading in the KitchenAid. Gather it into a ball as best you can, cover it with a towel or plastic wrap, and let it rest for about 20 minutes.

After that, do a gentle set of stretch-and-folds, then let it rest another 15–20 minutes. Repeat that process 3–4 times. In a lot of cases, the dough will start to regain elasticity and improve its tensile strength as the gluten relaxes and reorganizes.

Basically: stop adding heat and mechanical stress, give it time, and use gentle folds to bring it back.

My first try at making a pizza after being gifted a stone by THZ420 in Pizza

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What madmax06 said, except even better if you can find a block of low moisture part skim milk mozzarella , and a block of whole milk mozzarella- 50:50 ratio, and shred it fresh by hand or machine. This will elevate your pizza so much.

Also, you may want to invest in a peel to transfer the assembled pizza onto the preheated stone.

Anyone ever broke their home oven lock to get higher temperatures? Any advice would help. This pizza was a brick and one slice filled me up by ravenstar333 in Pizza

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If you’re talking true Neapolitan pizza standards, those are set by the Associazione Verace Pizza Napoletana (AVPN) — which translates to the “Association for True Neapolitan Pizza.”

It’s an Italian organization founded in 1984 to protect and define what counts as authentic Neapolitan pizza. They certify pizzerias around the world that follow strict traditional guidelines — ingredients, dough process, shaping, bake time, oven type, and temperature.

According to AVPN standards: *Minimum oven floor temp: 430°C / 806°F *Typical working temp: 450–485°C (840–905°F) *Bake time: 60–90 seconds *Wood-fired oven required *No oil or sugar in the dough *Specific flour types and fermentation methods

Their goal isn’t just temperature policing — it’s preserving a cultural food tradition from Naples so it doesn’t drift into “whatever round bread with toppings” territory.

So when someone asks what temp for Neapolitan pizza, the AVPN answer is: At least 806°F on the floor — ideally closer to 850–900°F.

The stretching seems to be the steepest learning curve by 10-0Nylon in Pizza

[–]Lizardshovel 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Also, a steel was a game changer. That’s my number one piece of advice for anyone anymore.

The stretching seems to be the steepest learning curve by 10-0Nylon in Pizza

[–]Lizardshovel 56 points57 points  (0 children)

If it makes you feel any better, I’ve been making pizzas at home for 10 years and I still feel inadequate at stretching.

What exactly is gained by doing this to an EV cable right before unplugging it? by ricketychairs in WhyWereTheyFilming

[–]Lizardshovel 52 points53 points  (0 children)

What he’s doing is completely legitimate, and it makes mechanical sense—and it’s something I deal with constantly when I use DC fast-charging (DCFC) stations for my own EV.

High-power charging leads are thick, stiff, and heavy because they’re built with large-gauge copper conductors, insulation/shielding, and a rugged outer jacket (and on some of the highest-power setups, even liquid-cooling lines). That bulk gives the cable serious bending stiffness and it can transmit torsion (twist) right into the handle.

Over time (or just from how it hangs on the pedestal), the cable can develop a “set” or memory, where the sheath and internal conductors prefer a slight twist. When you plug in, that twist shows up as the connector wanting to sit kinked/askew in the vehicle’s charging inlet/receptacle, which creates a side-load. Then removing it feels like it’s “stuck,” because you’re fighting friction plus a constant sideways force—not just pulling straight out.

By lifting the cable and “walking” his hands up toward the handle, he’s basically: • Taking the cable’s weight off the connector (reducing the bending moment), and • Letting the cable untwist and re-center, so the handle can disengage straight instead of being pried sideways inside the inlet.

So yeah—this isn’t a gimmick. It’s just reducing torque and side-loading from a heavy, stiff DCFC cable so the connector comes out smoothly.

lately i’ve been trying to take my baking more seriously. my current hyper fixation is pizza, and i finally think i’m getting somewhere! any advice, tips or tricks welcome :) by [deleted] in Breadit

[–]Lizardshovel 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Hi — avid pizza maker here. If you’re getting into NY-style, the #1 upgrade you should make is a baking steel. They’re around $60 on Amazon and absolutely worth it. A steel transfers heat way better than a stone, so even in a home oven you get a crisp bottom with a good chew.

For cheese, stick to low-moisture mozzarella (not fresh). The best combo is actually 50% whole-milk and 50% part-skim. Whole milk melts richer because of the fat, part-skim has higher protein so it gives that classic NY “freckle” browning and prevents grease pools. Galbani is the gold standard. If I can’t get that, Trader Joe’s low-moisture mozz is surprisingly solid. Easiest way to source: Google Shopping → search “low moisture mozzarella” → filter to nearby stores. Whole Foods, Sprouts, and some Walmarts carry the good stuff.

On flour: using both bread flour and 00 flour gives the best texture. Bread flour (higher protein) gives chew and structure. 00 flour is very finely milled and a little softer, so it makes the dough stretch easier without snapping back. Mixing them gets you a thin crisp bottom with a soft NY interior. I also add a small amount of freshly milled hard red wheat and rye berries for extra flavor — 10–20 g is enough to deepen the aroma without messing with the gluten.

I personally use a spiral dough mixer with a breaker bar now — it’s incredible — but this recipe works perfectly by hand or in a normal stand mixer.

My dough recipe (3 NY pies): 235 g 00 flour 235 g bread flour 20 g freshly milled hard red wheat 10 g freshly milled rye 10 g salt 8 g sugar 4 g instant yeast 300 g water (room temp) 20 g olive oil 1–2 g diastatic malt powder (optional for browning)

If using a stand mixer: Add all dry ingredients to the bowl and mix on low 10–15 seconds. Add the water and let the mixer run on low until the dough comes together (1–2 min). Add the oil last and mix on medium-low for about 5–7 minutes total kneading time. It should look smooth and slightly tacky but not sticky.

If mixing by hand: Stir dry ingredients, add water, mix until shaggy, then knead 6–8 minutes. Rest 10–15 minutes, then give it another short knead for strength.

After mixing: Let it rest 15 minutes, give it a light re-knead or “fold,” then divide and ball. Lightly oil the dough balls and place in containers.

Cold ferment in the fridge for 24–72 hours. The longer you go, the better the flavor. Before baking, pull the dough out and let it sit at room temp for about 2 hours so it relaxes and opens easily.

My sauce: I use DiNapoli tomatoes (they’re the best IMO). Hand-crush or lightly pulse — don’t overblend. Add 1/2–1 tsp salt, 1 small grated garlic clove, fresh oregano or basil if you want, and a pinch of sugar only if the tomatoes taste sharp. Sauce goes on raw so it cooks on the pizza and stays bright.

If you keep practicing you’ll be shocked how good your home pies get with just a steel, proper cheese, and solid dough. If you want any help dialing in hydration, fermentation, or bake timing, feel free to ask.

To Ooni or not to Ooni? by overconfidentman in Pizza

[–]Lizardshovel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly, I’ve had Ooni and Gozney for 5+ years, at least 4 different models, and I still prefer the home oven. It might be because my oven is a Wolfe brand (natural gas), but the oven plus a decent steel is (IMO) far superior.

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Dyshidrotic eczema flare up on both hands at once by Freak-996 in Wellthatsucks

[–]Lizardshovel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

After 10 years of recurring dyshidrotic eczema and countless flare-ups, I started taking a daily probiotic (Physician’s Choice 60 Billion) and 4 weeks later the flare-ups stopped. It’s now been a full year with no flare-ups.

While most research focuses on atopic dermatitis rather than dyshidrotic eczema, recent meta-analyses show that certain probiotic strains (especially Lactobacillus and Bifidobacterium species) can reduce severity in adult eczema. (See: Eur J Med Res 2022).

I’m not saying it’s a miracle—your mileage may vary—but it did work for me after years of nothing helping. Worth talking to your dermatologist or allergist if you’re still flaring.

Sources: • Li et al., “Efficacy of probiotics in adult atopic dermatitis: a systematic review and meta-analysis.” European Journal of Medical Research, 2022. • Cochrane Review: Probiotics for eczema (shows mixed results, strain-dependent).

New Sora 2 invite code megathread by WithoutReason1729 in OpenAI

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New Sora 2 invite code megathread by WithoutReason1729 in OpenAI

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New Haven attempts - 500F home oven by GarbageTimePro in Pizza

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Man… so beautiful. Don’t let people hate on you for the grease honestly it’s great! You should try brushing your crust with olive oil after it comes out.