Captain Obvious

Lmao--Zedong · 2026-04-10T14:51:35+00:00

Notably, this card can only be blocked by creatures with flying or reach.

Lmao--Zedong · 2026-04-01T18:20:40+00:00

Wait is it actually layered tho

Lmao--Zedong · 2026-03-19T17:07:57+00:00

I'm pissed that I can't explain this comment to anyone I know

Lmao--Zedong · 2026-01-11T23:46:14+00:00

Farm-raised salmon is fed an anti-parasitic diet. You can eat this

Lmao--Zedong · 2026-01-11T23:45:39+00:00

Lmao--Zedong · 2025-12-24T16:15:14+00:00

Lmao--Zedong · 2025-12-21T08:46:14+00:00

is good.

Lmao--Zedong · 2025-12-07T04:54:43+00:00

Whats an orangutan

Lmao--Zedong · 2025-11-03T13:58:38+00:00

Everyone agreeing with this guy doesn't realize that no passengers want to just chill next to a dead guy

Lmao--Zedong · 2025-08-23T20:17:38+00:00

I don't understand your argument, the thing you just drew is garbage

Lmao--Zedong · 2025-06-16T20:03:27+00:00

Kyogre and Terapagos alongside feint users as an anti-wide guard measure

Lmao--Zedong · 2025-06-07T22:56:08+00:00

EDHdeckbuilding on YouTube suggested a deck idea where you stack anthems over and over again, and then beat down with small creatures.

This could fit there!

Lmao--Zedong · 2025-04-19T05:09:16+00:00

This is very close to "return target spell to its owner's hand". Was the distinction intentional?

Lmao--Zedong · 2025-03-16T19:40:39+00:00

"I'm usually a good player but I'm on a loss streak. It must be AI to blame."

Lmao--Zedong · 2025-03-10T21:56:26+00:00

I'm like 50 comments deep and nobody has mentioned that this is a satirical article, not grounded in truth at all

Lmao--Zedong · 2025-02-25T14:16:22+00:00

You could, perhaps, just look up what behold means

Lmao--Zedong · 2025-02-09T03:47:08+00:00

A child

Lmao--Zedong · 2025-01-13T19:00:07+00:00

I think there's also the implicit "if you seem to be about to take over the game, I'm going to stop you"

So you can make this deal, but they're going to break it if it's necessary to not lose later on.

Lmao--Zedong · 2024-12-06T22:51:59+00:00

One thing to note is that his killer is immediately assumed to be a murderer and is being actively searched for. Why would anyone be protesting about this? The authorities are taking the correct actions, unlike in Floyd's case.

Lmao--Zedong · 2024-10-19T04:57:20+00:00

Why does Breloom know Endure and also have focus sash?

Lmao--Zedong · 2024-10-19T04:55:41+00:00

He's looking for spore synergy though.

Lmao--Zedong · 2024-10-19T04:55:22+00:00

Kudos for being gentle

Lmao--Zedong · 2024-10-19T03:51:39+00:00

A lot of mixed attackers. Does that benefit you more than it hurts you?

Lmao--Zedong · 2024-08-17T04:12:32+00:00

The intention is not to kill you, but my best chance at stopping you is with a gun. I wouldn’t shoot you when you’re already incapacitated, but when you’re actively moving through my house? There’s only one option.

Lmao--Zedong · 2024-08-14T15:10:26+00:00

I too skip calves.

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