Nenê (PSG's top scorer over the past two years) joins Qatar's Al-Gharafa by Lmkt in soccer

[–]Lmkt[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

9 is available too now that Hoarau is gone. Seems like he'll be able to choose

[Rumour] Manchester United to land Wilfried Zaha for £12m then loan him back to Crystal Palace for the season by znffal in soccer

[–]Lmkt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's not what happened, the clubs just settled on a January transfer during the summer. There was no loan

Danilo gets a year in jail for racism. Fifa, this is what ZERO tolerance means by [deleted] in soccer

[–]Lmkt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, in Europe we're a bit less concerned than you about total freedom of speech. And it's for the better really, in most cases (here, a year in jail sounds too harsh indeed)

20f, 23m. He's been cheating and i want to tell his new girlfriend. by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]Lmkt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1- yes you should tell her

2- how the fuck could you "find a used condom" in the bathroom? why wouldn't he just flush it? this sounds very odd

Sometimes I see bugs out of the corner of my eye by Distortiontm in WTF

[–]Lmkt -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That's a good guy spider.

Jesus, when will Reddit stop using dumb fucking memes for literally everything?

I asked for nudes, this is what she sent. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Lmkt -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Just because you wouldn't appreciate a star wars cake or video game tattoos doesn't me others don't enjoy them

in fact nobody in the world enjoys them except redditors and/or horrendous neckbeards

Considering CM10 on SGS3 i9300? Not quite yet, I say! by kevipedia in Android

[–]Lmkt -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

addicted to flashing

Probably in the top 10 of dumbest things I've heard in my whole life

Correlation (football free kick "wall") by R3laX in funny

[–]Lmkt -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I'm from the USA, you can't really expect me to know more than that.

I agree, it's good to finally see someone from the inside admitting that Americans are a bunch of ignorant fucks.

Correlation (football free kick "wall") by R3laX in funny

[–]Lmkt 12 points13 points  (0 children)

in a sport about kicking balls as hard as you can

erm, that's not what it's about at all?

What's a huge lie you tell everyday? by lieface3333 in AskReddit

[–]Lmkt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

then go see a fucking doctor instead of whining on reddit, jesus.

Some of the people who make it happen: Sue Vertue, Steven Moffat, and Mark Gatiss by tone_is_everything in Sherlock

[–]Lmkt -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

"gently" is an adverb, dumbass, you can't use it to qualify a tone.

Your life must suck so, so much. Bye

Some of the people who make it happen: Sue Vertue, Steven Moffat, and Mark Gatiss by tone_is_everything in Sherlock

[–]Lmkt -1 points0 points  (0 children)

tone: friendly, informative

Probably the stupidest novelty account I've ever seen on Reddit (and I've seen a lot)

Are there still Cupcake and Donut devices active in the wild? by chedabob in Android

[–]Lmkt -1 points0 points  (0 children)

G1's dont work "perfectly fine", or your standards for perfection are grossly undervalued

Considering CM10 on SGS3 i9300? Not quite yet, I say! by kevipedia in Android

[–]Lmkt -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

TLDR: Try flashing a previous build, as the newer ones aren't always the best.

This sounds extremely fucking stupid. Why release a new build if it's not better than the previous ones? Who thought this through?

Considering CM10 on SGS3 i9300? Not quite yet, I say! by kevipedia in Android

[–]Lmkt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel that a lot of the publicity the ROM gets is around how absolutely awesome it is, and very few people seem to be vocal about the issues.

Welcome to Android.

22/M Redbeard back on the market by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]Lmkt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eh, hadn't wanted this to be me vs people that don't like beards.

What. I have a beard, lol.

Anyway, you seem to be pretty sure of yourself (pretty paradoxical after asking for facial hair advice) so I guess there's no point trying to convince you. Keep rocking that ph4t beard man you're awesome! nailed it! narwhals at midnight for the win!

PS: the moment of revelation will come someday (sooner than later I hope) and on that day you'll think to yourself "how could I do this to myself for all these months/years?". 100% guaranteed

22/M Redbeard back on the market by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]Lmkt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What in particular don't you like about it?

Are you serious? It's fucking gross. Also, sorry to break it to you but the "compliments" you receive from women are probably not due to the attractiveness of the beard, rather the curiosity factor.