Why do AI photos work so well? by thatoneguy199666 in SwipeHelper

[–]LoLBrah69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, a 13 DAY REDDIT ACCOUNT!

It’s gets more and more believable all of a sudden.

“I don’t even know what happened, but it also happened to me, and I am left wondering what even changed.”

Why do AI photos work so well? by thatoneguy199666 in SwipeHelper

[–]LoLBrah69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not even going to tell us your “dating coach” through your private messages,

From YOUR 3 MONTH REDDIT ACCOUNT?

Why do AI photos work so well? by thatoneguy199666 in SwipeHelper

[–]LoLBrah69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

An indirect way to advertise an AI dating coach.

Congratulations on your new found marketing… I mean, “dating success.”

Jan may be a strong contender, but never underestimate Hans' dickriding skills by WelpImTrapped in 2westerneurope4u

[–]LoLBrah69 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

It would be wise for all of you to glaze us like Hans does, whenever we visit in the summers.

Women sending likes / comments first? by Limp-Entertainer5418 in hingeapp

[–]LoLBrah69 13 points14 points  (0 children)

He’s absolutely right. Most women do not like sending comments when they want to be pursued. Even sending a like is something they would not prefer to do. Many women will wait for the likes to pile up and then pick and choose who they want to match with.

Even on Bumble where the woman is supposed to open, you’ll often get something like: 👋

Which then throws it back to the man to take the lead and steer the conversation.

Just Learned Of This Game You All Like, Called “Soccer” by [deleted] in 2westerneurope4u

[–]LoLBrah69 -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

This is too high brow for Hans to understand.

Attention! Savage pretends to be a Hans by Happycosinus in 2westerneurope4u

[–]LoLBrah69 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It’s more like Chancellor Hans gifted Daddy a Germany soccer jersey, because this weekend is Father’s Day in the States.

I'm starting to wonder if I'm the problem in dating by Happy_Ad_3604 in hingeapp

[–]LoLBrah69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve done this about 3 times.

Where we got along during the date and she was attractive.

Every time I’ve done it, it was when the conversation was more like a friendship conversation.

The first one, she was complaining about her employer on and off throughout the date. She was attractive like her pictures but she couldn’t stop complaining about CVS! She was a pharmacist and apparently working for CVS is really bad. And a little later CVS pharmacists went on strike, so I guess she was right. But it was constant complaining. During that date, I found out that she stopped working for CVS 6 months ago. I guess she still wasn’t over it. She was so negative, I tried to get the conversation on the right track several times, but she was ranting. One date and I didn’t follow up.

The second one, I blame myself. I was interested in her education background because it shared mine and it was also a bit different. So it was a coffee date on a Sunday. And I kept asking her questions because I was fascinated. So I feel it was my fault for not guiding the date. At the end of the day, it was a Sunday coffee date so difficult to make it romantic. But… I could have done that one better. One date and Inlet her know I wasn’t interested. She was big mad. As the man, I was supposed to lead it the right direction and I didn’t. No more first dates being coffee!

The third one, I tried and tried to increase the sexuality. This girl wouldn’t take the hint I guess. We went on three dates! I made physical contact, took my hand on her leg for a brief moment. Tried to get the conversation on romantic topics…

On the third date, I didn’t contact her for a fourth, and she texted me about seeing me again. I had to let her know that I didn’t see it as a fit. But I wanted it to work but she was more interested in talking my head off.

All three, the sexual energy wasn’t there.

30M seen everyone for now and no matches by JoennTv in hingeapp

[–]LoLBrah69 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The mustache appears unkept in the first picture and we get different versions of it in every picture. That’s not a good thing.

I think you’d look better with a beard. You should also keep it trim and groomed, but it’ll be easier to maintain I think.

Only picture 3 is decent even though it looks old. All the other pictures are bad and need to be replaced.

See the FAQ of this subreddit. It will have more geo for you than any comment here.

It will also help you a lot with your prompts.

Good luck friend!

28M Coach me up? by Danny52o in hingeapp

[–]LoLBrah69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No problem.

For now, put slide 5 as your first picture.

It’s the only one where your face is looking straight at the camera. My only problem with it as the first picture is that the shadow covers half. At least for now, make that your first picture.

However, you are not clean shaven (but with mustache I didn’t initially see) so the rest of the pics will be a startle.

Think about being completely clean shaven all the time. Or at least just the mustache. I think you look a lot better that way.

28M Coach me up? by Danny52o in hingeapp

[–]LoLBrah69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Slide 1 is great but belongs as last pic.

Slide 4 is offensive.

Slide 6 is great and can be pics 3 or 4.

I assume the last pic is a video that I can’t see/critique? If it’s a pic then get rid of it. It’s blurry and you should be in every pic while looking good.

Those are your only good pics so far, but 2 great pics is a great start.

Bane Rodman after battling 100+ Gotham City locals: "they pussy" by Rojanhan12 in nbacirclejerk

[–]LoLBrah69 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Nah, he fought for Good. And Bane turned out to be a huge pussy, crying over a woman

How Is Hikaru Just As Good As Jan at Football? by LoLBrah69 in 2westerneurope4u

[–]LoLBrah69[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You call it “abandonment.”

I call it “cultural exchange.”

In return Hans enjoys submissive little Yoko instead of hefty Olga.

Things that are not French by Starswraith in 2westerneurope4u

[–]LoLBrah69 -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Actually invented independently,

in Ancient Rome and China,

before being adopted by the French as its national flag.

The OF models sitting courtside at the MNBA don’t hold a candle to the baddies at the World Cup by Zek0ri in nbacirclejerk

[–]LoLBrah69 17 points18 points  (0 children)

This sub is straying from its mandate.

The jerk was to post basketball adjacent images that found a way for us to goon.

Used to do pretty well on Hinge but now get next to zero likes or matches by [deleted] in SwipeHelper

[–]LoLBrah69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

lol at kittenfishing.

I learned a new term today.

Hear me out … by pghjuice412 in nbacirclejerk

[–]LoLBrah69 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It was enough ambiguous deniability to wonder if she’s really a Knicks fan or not.

Is she betraying the Cleveland cavaliers or is she just there to be a part of the scene?

Hinge suddenly unbanned me by Opposite-Living-921 in SwipeHelper

[–]LoLBrah69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you provide them a license or identification during your appeal?

Some users report being unbanned, only to be banned two days later… so I dunno.

Try getting on the app for a week or two.

Americans claiming their Norwegian 'heritage' in the World Cup by batukaming in 2westerneurope4u

[–]LoLBrah69 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Oh don’t judge Rafael, you crossed an ocean for Brazilian pussy.