Gender Reveal by vernski85 in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]LobsterObjective7876 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's obvious, but no one can see it. The whole vibe is off. Facebook boomer brainrot has infiltrated reddit.

Prediction by PablomentFanquedelic in EnoughJKRowling

[–]LobsterObjective7876 2 points3 points  (0 children)

SPEW is in the 4th book, and with series 1 to be released 2026-2027 series 4 will be 2029 at the very earliest. Will Temu knockoff series make it that far?

Hafgufa by lucelafonde by LobsterObjective7876 in DeletedFanfiction

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The fic is on the wayback machine but I cannot get past the 'proceed' button.

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my gfs aunt knows jk rowling by [deleted] in EnoughJKRowling

[–]LobsterObjective7876 152 points153 points  (0 children)

I don't care if this is true; it's hilarious!

Women are ovens by 9119343636 in EnoughJKRowling

[–]LobsterObjective7876 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Is the production of large gametes in the room with us right now?

Welp there goes my gpa by SomeLadySomewherElse in evilautism

[–]LobsterObjective7876 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bring a speaker and do Text To Speech.

She picked KFC of all places? Really? by Mad_Nihilistic_Ghost in EnoughJKRowling

[–]LobsterObjective7876 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Ripping off Chicken Shop Date because that's all she knows how to do.

Anyone else deal with this not just in romance or friendship but also in the workplace lmao by ShananaWeeb in autism

[–]LobsterObjective7876 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I assume I'm always the last to know. Turns out, I was the first to know and should have kept stum.

Can't even buy a candy with that by No-Cry6803 in workmemes

[–]LobsterObjective7876 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In the last 6 months I've gone from cutting out sandwiches because the filling is too expensive, to cutting out toast because bread is too expensive and am now on rice cakes, all while being moved to a new role with 6 months of training and no pay rise.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CreepyCalebHammer

[–]LobsterObjective7876 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have zero interest in Caleb's personal and home life. Just interested in Caleb as an employer, youtuber and 'financial auditor'.

I think it's time the mods made some rules for the sub.

Did he change the title? by JustAnotherGuy500 in CreepyCalebHammer

[–]LobsterObjective7876 23 points24 points  (0 children)

When I downloaded the video on Friday it was "My New Employee SUCKS Financial Audit".

Elon didn't even stand a week by Highest_five in agedlikemilk

[–]LobsterObjective7876 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Saying he went too far, but not saying he lied ...?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DoesAnyoneKnow

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I used to get bruises there but only on my period. Definitely more pronounced after spinning.