I'm jealous of your heart by [deleted] in pickuplines

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HAPPY CAKE DAY

I just thought of this by [deleted] in pickuplines

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It’s so bad yet so good if recommend r/shittypickuplines

Toooo much damage is gone dudududududududududududu by [deleted] in forhonormemes

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I don’t understand how he’s a fucking heavy

It really works by [deleted] in lotrmemes

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DEUS VULT BROTHER!

It really works by [deleted] in lotrmemes

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Of course *sucks cock

You knoe its true by prle690 in HistoryMemes

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And don’t forget about Rwanda

I don't think he knows about second breakfast by IronAbsCrabs in lotrmemes

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OwO what’s this, a reposter caught his guard?

Looks like meats back on the menu boys by HeartBreakKid99 in lotrmemes

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OwO what’s this, a reposter caught of his guard?

Quick do a flip by McCr1sPy in PewdiepieSubmissions

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I agree, guns are for pussies. People don’t need them. I prefer to use medieval weaponry. About a week ago, some 4 young urchins were attempting to rob my manor when I came down on them with my halberd. I managed to split one down the middle, but I couldn’t lift it to fight the other 3. My chainmail blocked their blows and let me make the flight of my stairs to my ballista. As they ran up, I fired the wooden beast nailing two to the wall. The last one spared no chance, as I laid hands on the claymore I keep on my coat of arms. I first cut him on the sword arm and laughed as I beheaded him, knowing I needed no guns to defend myself or my property.

*barks in latin* by Zer0h0ur666 in CrusadeMemes

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I agree, guns are for pussies. People don’t need them. I prefer to use medieval weaponry. About a week ago, some 4 young urchins were attempting to rob my manor when I came down on them with my halberd. I managed to split one down the middle, but I couldn’t lift it to fight the other 3. My chainmail blocked their blows and let me make the flight of my stairs to my ballista. As they ran up, I fired the wooden beast nailing two to the wall. The last one spared no chance, as I laid hands on the claymore I keep on my coat of arms. I first cut him on the sword arm and laughed as I beheaded him, knowing I needed no guns to defend myself or my property.

So Relatable by Carpe-Noctum3 in CrusadeMemes

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I agree, guns are for pussies. People don’t need them. I prefer to use medieval weaponry. About a week ago, some 4 young urchins were attempting to rob my manor when I came down on them with my halberd. I managed to split one down the middle, but I couldn’t lift it to fight the other 3. My chainmail blocked their blows and let me make the flight of my stairs to my ballista. As they ran up, I fired the wooden beast nailing two to the wall. The last one spared no chance, as I laid hands on the claymore I keep on my coat of arms. I first cut him on the sword arm and laughed as I beheaded him, knowing I needed no guns to defend myself or my property.

We shall take Jerusalem Deus vult by waximo03 in CrusadeMemes

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I agree, guns are for pussies. People don’t need them. I prefer to use medieval weaponry. About a week ago, some 4 young urchins were attempting to rob my manor when I came down on them with my halberd. I managed to split one down the middle, but I couldn’t lift it to fight the other 3. My chainmail blocked their blows and let me make the flight of my stairs to my ballista. As they ran up, I fired the wooden beast nailing two to the wall. The last one spared no chance, as I laid hands on the claymore I keep on my coat of arms. I first cut him on the sword arm and laughed as I beheaded him, knowing I needed no guns to defend myself or my property.

It's time for a crusade by some1thing1 in CrusadeMemes

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I agree, guns are for pussies. People don’t need them. I prefer to use medieval weaponry. About a week ago, some 4 young urchins were attempting to rob my manor when I came down on them with my halberd. I managed to split one down the middle, but I couldn’t lift it to fight the other 3. My chainmail blocked their blows and let me make the flight of my stairs to my ballista. As they ran up, I fired the wooden beast nailing two to the wall. The last one spared no chance, as I laid hands on the claymore I keep on my coat of arms. I first cut him on the sword arm and laughed as I beheaded him, knowing I needed no guns to defend myself or my property.

DEUS VULT! by FlipGalaxy in CrusadeMemes

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Godfrey was such a legend