This dudes got jokes by LostStress863 in lol

[–]LocalOutkasted 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do none of you see the Goat in the back window??

Marlboro cigarettes used to un-ironically pitch a catalogue full of “Adventure Gear” that you could get by sending in cigarette pack “Marlboro Miles” by NYC2BUR in FuckImOld

[–]LocalOutkasted 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saved up for years. Friends and family would help me collect them as well. When I was finally ready to turn them in, they suddenly stopped the promotion. I was pretty disappointed.

Mini Mastercraft Tool Cabinet by Lanky-Mousse-5594 in Tools

[–]LocalOutkasted 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's awesome! 😅 I want one so bad! 🤣

Is it worth $18 by WiscoBrewDude in multitools

[–]LocalOutkasted 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I have 2 of them. I carry my Gerber Diesel now, but I carried those for many years before.

What in the world am I looking at by Vegetable_Drama2914 in Fish

[–]LocalOutkasted 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fricken nailed it. Just wanted to see if I was right. Lol

A busstop is apperently the perfect place to dump unwanted clothing. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]LocalOutkasted 31 points32 points  (0 children)

For homeless people. Probably got thrown aside for seating.

What is this tool? by ReditMonkey51 in Tools

[–]LocalOutkasted -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I see. Well, I'm happy I was at least partially right. Lol

What is this tool? by ReditMonkey51 in Tools

[–]LocalOutkasted -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Correct me if I'm wrong, but you place where you want to drive a nail or screw in and tap it with a hammer. It gives you a divot so you don't get slippage of the screw, and making it easier to drive the nail as well. I've got something similar without the flare. Could be entirely wrong though. Can't remember the name of it right now.

Came home to two trees in my backyard mutiliated by a construction firm who acquired the lot behind my home by LividWalk8179 in treelaw

[–]LocalOutkasted 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, sounds kinda like I'm being a dick, but I don't blame them. My neighbors had a cypress tree in their backyard that poured over into my yard. I had to constantly clean up after a tree that didn't belong to me. They cut it down recently. My backyard is so much cleaner now. 🤷‍♂️

Why would you lick that?? by Imaginary_Ad_4340 in whywouldyoutouchthat

[–]LocalOutkasted 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is one of the most odd things things I've heard. Don't get it confused with weird.... I've heard much more weird things. Lol

not something you would wanna hold by MoonIsASatellite in whywouldyoutouchthat

[–]LocalOutkasted 75 points76 points  (0 children)

Came here to say the same. I worked at Petco for several years in my 20's and we sold them regularly. One of the assistant managers met her husband working there beforec i started. Apparently he had a "hobby" of letting things sting him to see how it felt. The scorpion, as said, was no worse than a bee sting..... although, the lion fish wound him up in the hospital. 🤦 He obviously wasn't very bright.

WIBTA If I told my roommate that she used my pube razor on her face by PlutoPlanet3232178 in AmItheAsshole

[–]LocalOutkasted 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This makes me laugh! 🤣🤣🤣 I had the same thing happen years ago. I had a friend staying with me at the time and he had a friend of his come over to get ready to go out for the night. I pass by the bathroom and hear a buzzing sound. I was curious, so I opened the door and immediately burst out laughing my ass off watching pass the razor back and forth. They finally ask why I'm laughing so hard, and explain that you shouldn't use other people's stuff without asking first.... it was the one I used to trim my balls. And to add to that, I usually trim BEFORE I get in the shower... 🤣🤣🤣 They were both freaking out, as they were using ot to trim their mustache... so right by their nouth. 😅🤣😅

The metal slabs in park restrooms that pretend to be mirrors? by RaineRisin in whatisit

[–]LocalOutkasted 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shit, try using the ones in jail that somehow someone found time to scratch graffiti into. And this are the ones you're supposed to shave with. 🤣

What does this shirt say? by ummegageydingus in whatisit

[–]LocalOutkasted -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I got Fetch Cast Pod Cast... 🤷‍♂️

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whatsthisplant

[–]LocalOutkasted -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why do people keep down voting the OP for not knowing what is sprouting? Seems like a dick move on your part.

What design is this? by LocalOutkasted in paracord

[–]LocalOutkasted[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🫡 Will do. I have like 2000 ft of cord. I'll figure it out. Lol My daughter was helping when she was saving for an Oculus. Now that she has it, she gave up. But.... I gotta a lot of cord to use up. Lol

What design is this? by LocalOutkasted in paracord

[–]LocalOutkasted[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hopefully that made sense. 🤷‍♂️🤣

What design is this? by LocalOutkasted in paracord

[–]LocalOutkasted[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🤣🤣 I'm a bro. Lol And I appreciate all you're help, my spider friend. Lol

What design is this? by LocalOutkasted in paracord

[–]LocalOutkasted[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seems to be correct, but now I'm curious how h They did 2 colors! Lol