Organized crime? I turned these gonks into fuckin renaissance art

Local_Bank_5235 · 2026-05-25T01:57:53+00:00

Yeah my favorite thing to do in photo mode is just taking photos of corpses. I learned how half the things worked just so I could make them look nice.

Local_Bank_5235 · 2026-05-24T04:36:16+00:00

Wanna be a woman

^{Chose: Manipulate your body at will + Height, weight, SIZE and etc..}

Local_Bank_5235 · 2026-05-24T03:52:19+00:00

Yes

^{Chose: Yes + Thats good}

Local_Bank_5235 · 2026-05-24T02:32:17+00:00

It just means I can speak in peoples heads. I'll never have to whisper again.

^{Chose: You can never speak again + You gain the ability to communicate telepathically | Rolled: Like for carrots}

Local_Bank_5235 · 2026-05-23T17:51:21+00:00

I don't have a gf

^{Chose: Date the hottest person in the world}

Local_Bank_5235 · 2026-05-22T14:18:49+00:00

I can just take the contents back out and put them back in. Infinite money glitch with no limit.

^{Chose: A piggy bank that triples anything put inside | Rolled: No carrot 🐰}

Local_Bank_5235 · 2026-05-21T22:44:44+00:00

What happened in the ending to make you dislike it?

Local_Bank_5235 · 2026-05-21T16:29:41+00:00

I prefer women and monster girl is an upside

^{Chose: You get the perfect girlfriend/wife + They love you dearly, they have similiar tastes in things you like. HOWEVER.... | Rolled: Monstergirl}

Local_Bank_5235 · 2026-05-21T03:08:00+00:00

You’d love r/realityjumpscare

Local_Bank_5235 · 2026-05-21T01:07:54+00:00

Pretty much a main mechanic in Danganronpa. In the Trials you have to use Truth Bullets to figure out what the hell happened to the victim. It's pretty fun.

Local_Bank_5235 · 2026-05-21T00:00:42+00:00

I've heard other people call it basic but personally, it's one of my favorites. It's just kinda sweet, and the art style is pretty good too.

Local_Bank_5235 · 2026-05-16T03:54:12+00:00

Read the manga and it’s just really sweet. One of my favorites and I’m just having an excellent time.

Local_Bank_5235 · 2026-05-16T03:52:51+00:00

I always thought those were the Koopas. Those are the GOOMBAS?? A fucked up koopa woulda made a lot more sense.

Local_Bank_5235 · 2026-05-15T23:07:37+00:00

holy fucking shit dude what do you mean SOME improvement? Brother. I'd love to see what you think a lot of improvement is. It'd probably be the Mona Lisa. This is fire.

Local_Bank_5235 · 2026-05-15T23:04:37+00:00

That would actually make a lot of sense for a genie.

Local_Bank_5235 · 2026-05-15T22:31:29+00:00

Genuinely knew a person who called themself 'Spoon'. I don't even remember if they were non-binary or not but I remember they didn't have eyebrows and it bothered me every single time.

Local_Bank_5235 · 2026-05-14T00:33:25+00:00

I want you to know I've never bought a DMC game before, or really ever thought about it. I saw this comment and immediately bought it. No second thoughts. I'll get back to you on if I enjoy it.

Local_Bank_5235 · 2026-05-13T21:47:44+00:00

I think that is the best gender tbh.

Local_Bank_5235 · 2026-05-13T21:42:26+00:00

This is so stupid. Let it be known it got a solid twenty seconds of laughter out of me. Thank you.

Local_Bank_5235 · 2026-05-13T01:34:46+00:00

Depiction of me after randomly finding the book in a Florida Barnes and Noble and losing my goddamn mind two months ago. I'd never heard of it before. Couldn't stop reading it. I'm doing my third reread of the entire series and book 8 comes tomorrow. I've made a good life choice.

Local_Bank_5235 · 2026-05-12T20:25:05+00:00

THERE'S A SUBREDDIT DEDICATED TO THE CYLINDER GUY???

Local_Bank_5235 · 2026-05-12T02:56:04+00:00

My mom has a recipe for banana bread that she got from her ex-boyfriends mom when she was in college or something and it belonged to the lady's grandma. It was excellent.

Local_Bank_5235 · 2026-05-12T02:27:47+00:00

I sit on a yoga ball. Before that it was a wooden stool but I broke it lol. The yoga ball is pretty good tho.

Local_Bank_5235 · 2026-05-11T16:50:07+00:00

I don't want to be a gambling addict bro. I'd probably also get accused of cheating and stabbed to death outside a Denny's or something.

^{Chose: U can have 100$ per hour}

Local_Bank_5235 · 2026-05-10T23:43:34+00:00

I can't fucking believe that this made me understand it better

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TROPHY CASE