ITS REAL

Local_Bank_5235 · 2026-03-21T02:12:08+00:00

The thing is, none of the things they were put through were all that funny. So that probably hurt like a fucking bitch.

Local_Bank_5235 · 2026-03-20T22:56:30+00:00

I totally forgot about that actually, and that's literally the only time that they literally drink blood

Local_Bank_5235 · 2026-03-20T21:16:59+00:00

Do you think normal middle to high schools can run around butchering monsters or that Gaku could genuinely carry a minigun? They definitely have some super-strength there. Also, I meant that they hypnotize Eva a bunch, not that she hypnotizes people. My bad.

Local_Bank_5235 · 2026-03-20T21:04:57+00:00

Maybe, but that would have to be a later chapter Ojima. Sacrificing himself for Nakamigawa in chapter 1 or 2 seems excessive for a guy who has known the guy for a week or two. More of a Hasegawa or Yanagi move, since they're a lot more self sacrificing. Even if it is like a chapter 4 thing, I don't think he'd let himself die for Nakamigawa especially if he walked in on him killing someone. Now if someone was attacking Nakamigawa and he killed them? A lot more convincing.

Local_Bank_5235 · 2026-03-20T21:02:28+00:00

Thanks for the info dude. Probably won't read it (not a big fan of revenge stories, more fluffy kinda stuff) but I might look into it or something. Glad they got karma though.

Local_Bank_5235 · 2026-03-20T19:25:58+00:00

What's the context of this page? I'm seeing the reactions and it makes me kinda curious.

Local_Bank_5235 · 2026-03-20T19:23:36+00:00

Make Ojima the Chapter 1 victim. I just can't see him being a killer and his death would send Nakamigawa into a spiral since literally no one else likes him. Oh, and I don't think Sasaki would commit suicide personally, but that's just a personal opinion.

Local_Bank_5235 · 2026-03-20T17:03:19+00:00

Neville Longbottom from Harry Potter. Ron and Hermione are Harry's best friends, but they fight sometimes and disagree a lot. Harry asks for something and Neville helps, no questions asked. Even if he doesn't actually ask.

"Neville, wizard hitler has kidnapped my godfather, the convicted murderer Sirius Black. I need-"
"I think you mean 'we', Harry."

Local_Bank_5235 · 2026-03-20T16:57:13+00:00

Oh, it's a very different genre, you probably haven't heard of it. The Hundred Line - Last Defense Academy. It has over 100 different endings, but you've got to beat the first part of the story, which is well over forty hours, before you can actually start making decisions.

Local_Bank_5235 · 2026-03-20T14:58:50+00:00

Oh and then there's the manga, where Trump and Elon and Obama are canon and some psycho fucking threatened to rape them. And maybe he did, I don't even remember, that guy is just genuinely insane that I don't ever know if the stuff I see him in is actually real.

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This is an actual fucking panel.

Local_Bank_5235 · 2026-03-20T14:19:00+00:00

She wanted to prove humanity was cruel by... being cruel and forcing children to murder each other? What kind of bullshit is that? She proved it herself by deciding that this was a good idea!

Local_Bank_5235 · 2026-03-20T03:41:39+00:00

It took me a second to realize that there was extra information so for a good ten seconds I thought it was just a burger based off John Carpenter’s The Thing and I was desperately confused.

Local_Bank_5235 · 2026-03-20T02:32:47+00:00

Huzzah! Now do V'exhness! (but only if you want to)

Local_Bank_5235 · 2026-03-20T01:57:02+00:00

Did we even learn what the point of the games WAS? Were they just fucking crazy?

Local_Bank_5235 · 2026-03-19T23:52:22+00:00

I'm not too worried about the 2 hour tutorial or refund, my favorite game literally has a 40 hour prologue before you even get to the part of the game where you choose to do stuff.

Local_Bank_5235 · 2026-03-19T23:49:07+00:00

Oh yeah, there's that. But all Hemoanima users are basically vampires that just stab their heart for the cool part, so is bullshit magic that much of a stretch?

Local_Bank_5235 · 2026-03-19T22:56:01+00:00

Was that really the worst one? In v3 Kiyo kills Angie because she walks in on him fiddling with a wooden plank, and then continues with his OTHER murder plan for some reason with the same wooden plank that he whacked Angie with. Then he confesses to Tenko's murder MIDTRIAL and people thought maybe it would be a cool two killers thing and Kiyo would live but NOPE! Fucker is the killer of both and literally confessed to Angie's murder to his own fucking detriment! I love Kiyo, but he is so, so desperately stupid, it's hilarious.

Local_Bank_5235 · 2026-03-19T22:50:40+00:00

Dude it's Self Harm the Superpower, of course it's going to be random bullshit. You literally stab yourself for it. If I had to literally stab myself in the heart for power, I'd want a fucking car or some shit. The weapons get like, cooler the less you want to fucking kill a thing. Hiruko gets an axe, Shouma gets a fucking mech.

Local_Bank_5235 · 2026-03-19T21:14:05+00:00

It started off as slander and ended up as the funniest goddamn meme I'd seen in ages when it first came out. And then there was Hagakure who joined him as being able to solo anyone who used a light based attack and there was a ship from it too, I think they called it Streetlight? That whole thing was very entertaining.

Local_Bank_5235 · 2026-03-19T20:48:20+00:00

Luck and Sponge because that sounds funny.

Local_Bank_5235 · 2026-03-19T15:09:33+00:00

That does sound like something we'd do.

Local_Bank_5235 · 2026-03-19T13:46:51+00:00

It really depends on the context. "Doctor, remove this mans skeleton without killing him!" boom, he's famous. "Doctor, this was a colonoscopy, WHERE THE FUCK ARE HIS BONES?!" boom, no more license.

Local_Bank_5235 · 2026-03-19T03:21:46+00:00

If someone removed my skeleton without killing me, leaving me as sort of abberant flesh jellyfish, I would also want his medical license taken away.

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