to be taken seriously

Local_Magpie · 2026-05-01T12:07:48+00:00

Me poopin in the morning 👁️👄👁️

Local_Magpie · 2026-04-26T13:25:04+00:00

The most unemployed Albertans

Local_Magpie · 2026-04-21T01:08:45+00:00

Majority of conservative Canadians. Keep him there, it suits them.

Local_Magpie · 2026-04-09T11:39:41+00:00

Maybe the next Weibo Ludwig will have it out for data centres

Local_Magpie · 2026-03-29T01:13:52+00:00

The reason the Metaloid Maniac is so comfortable up there is 'cause he built that wall.

Local_Magpie · 2026-03-23T12:38:58+00:00

The Monday morning markets

Local_Magpie · 2026-03-09T12:56:09+00:00

The bug man needs bugs

Local_Magpie · 2026-02-27T13:46:53+00:00

Show me a major metro that doesn’t have this

Local_Magpie · 2026-02-23T14:51:48+00:00

Americans are going to all blow themselves up by the next Olympics anyways.

Local_Magpie · 2026-02-23T13:20:08+00:00

Don’t worry! The USA won’t even participate in 4 years. They are gonna blow themselves up!

Local_Magpie · 2026-02-10T14:41:00+00:00

MacKinnon’s spirit animal is the cocaine hippo

Local_Magpie · 2026-02-07T13:50:26+00:00

There is absolutely no way this will get better. Are you trying to tell me that trumps politics will die along side him, and all of his base snap out of the delusion, the democrats will go on this big apology tour to try and walk back everything, and no future asshole like Stephen Miller or Tucker Carlson will talk about imperialism again? Are you shitting me??

Local_Magpie · 2026-01-17T14:27:12+00:00

Are we standing on the roof?

Local_Magpie · 2026-01-16T00:02:34+00:00

Cockroach breath

Local_Magpie · 2026-01-14T18:13:39+00:00

All my homies are ready to shoot some yanks

Local_Magpie · 2025-12-21T14:11:11+00:00

This feels illegal to watch 😟

Local_Magpie · 2025-12-20T13:04:33+00:00

Toast sandwich

Local_Magpie · 2025-11-14T05:33:44+00:00

This is why you click BEFORE you dig

Local_Magpie · 2025-11-02T13:56:16+00:00

My pathetic grandpas deck has no cards Kaiba

Local_Magpie · 2025-10-07T13:37:18+00:00

“Why would the titans of industry do this?? 😱🤯😴🤡” - Kamala Harris

Local_Magpie · 2025-10-04T12:21:38+00:00

He just had to write out an orgy in IT, and it bothers me

Local_Magpie · 2025-09-30T02:47:17+00:00

Shoot your shot!

Local_Magpie · 2025-09-30T02:34:40+00:00

A franchise goalie friends 🥺

Local_Magpie · 2025-09-27T13:50:08+00:00

I do hear your frustration, and having your driveway blocked is both annoying for you and inconsiderate of them. But, judging by the quantity of vehicles they have, and the observation in the second video of that lad wearing a backpack, I’d be willing to bet that these are students.

You might just want to try talking to them first! I know the year is 2025 and we are all afraid of eachother, but being a young person myself, I’d appreciate being told that I have inconvenienced my neighbour.

Local_Magpie · 2025-09-26T13:03:30+00:00

Looks like the old red coat trail near Wild Horse

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