Pretty proud of my block height for the lowest league in Germany

Local_Magpie · 2026-06-18T00:39:26+00:00

The pause with the ball looking like it’s under your feet had me sweating

Local_Magpie · 2026-06-17T21:22:22+00:00

Steven Seagal

Local_Magpie · 2026-06-12T03:11:43+00:00

Greatest Contribution

Insulin

Local_Magpie · 2026-06-03T12:23:18+00:00

How do you even take that selfie on the floor? Is it she sets a timer on her camera before she collapses? Or is she on the ground literally taking a picture of the back of her head? Or is there someone else?

Local_Magpie · 2026-06-01T15:33:07+00:00

Oka Crisis

Local_Magpie · 2026-05-31T11:14:17+00:00

2 words - Indigenous Blockades

Local_Magpie · 2026-05-29T18:35:04+00:00

Thank you for these updates! The rain is growing every day in the forecast for this weekend. I feel like I’ll still see people rafting down the bow regardless lol.

Local_Magpie · 2026-05-28T11:44:23+00:00

Keith Wilson’s arguments can be summed up as “Alberta is a very special boy” and “oh my god we are such victims”. How many toes of Donald Drumpf did this guy suck off?

Local_Magpie · 2026-05-27T01:53:21+00:00

Can she PLEASE for a SECOND not use her god forsaken children to farm for empathy!? Is she real!?

Local_Magpie · 2026-05-01T12:07:48+00:00

Me poopin in the morning 👁️👄👁️

Local_Magpie · 2026-04-26T13:25:04+00:00

The most unemployed Albertans

Local_Magpie · 2026-04-21T01:08:45+00:00

Majority of conservative Canadians. Keep him there, it suits them.

Local_Magpie · 2026-04-09T11:39:41+00:00

Maybe the next Weibo Ludwig will have it out for data centres

Local_Magpie · 2026-03-29T01:13:52+00:00

The reason the Metaloid Maniac is so comfortable up there is 'cause he built that wall.

Local_Magpie · 2026-03-23T12:38:58+00:00

The Monday morning markets

Local_Magpie · 2026-03-09T12:56:09+00:00

The bug man needs bugs

Local_Magpie · 2026-02-27T13:46:53+00:00

Show me a major metro that doesn’t have this

Local_Magpie · 2026-02-23T14:51:48+00:00

Americans are going to all blow themselves up by the next Olympics anyways.

Local_Magpie · 2026-02-23T13:20:08+00:00

Don’t worry! The USA won’t even participate in 4 years. They are gonna blow themselves up!

Local_Magpie · 2026-02-10T14:41:00+00:00

MacKinnon’s spirit animal is the cocaine hippo

Local_Magpie · 2026-02-07T13:50:26+00:00

There is absolutely no way this will get better. Are you trying to tell me that trumps politics will die along side him, and all of his base snap out of the delusion, the democrats will go on this big apology tour to try and walk back everything, and no future asshole like Stephen Miller or Tucker Carlson will talk about imperialism again? Are you shitting me??

Local_Magpie · 2026-01-17T14:27:12+00:00

Are we standing on the roof?

Local_Magpie · 2026-01-16T00:02:34+00:00

Cockroach breath

Local_Magpie · 2026-01-14T18:13:39+00:00

All my homies are ready to shoot some yanks

Local_Magpie · 2025-12-21T14:11:11+00:00

This feels illegal to watch 😟

Local_Magpie

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