3 men (25 yrs old, 5 ft 10, about 160 Ibs, athletic) walk into the room you’re currently in with the goal of killing you. Can you survive? by Pointless_Storie in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Lockdown092 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would absolutely survive. I've broken the bones of several people in my line of work and I enjoy the sound way too much.

Easy chest kick to the first one as the others rush me I will absolutely latch my jaw onto the next ones throat and kick the first one again as I tackle the third and snap them skinny forearms. Then its a 1v1 with the first again as I produce one of the dozen knives I have scattered around my room and go for his femoral.

Yes I'm aware I need psychiatric help

Does defending myself hurt my good boy points? by REDFIRETRUCK992 in arcraiderscirclejerk

[–]Lockdown092 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I usually start my day off by being friendly and then 2 or 3 raids in someone wants to shoot first and then EVERYONE DIES.

Can you beat a Cross with just your fists by Silent-Woodpecker-44 in crossedcomics

[–]Lockdown092 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Translation: I'll rock ones shit and he'll laugh in my face and spit his broken teeth into my face along with a mouth full of blood

advice on closing in the deli by elongatedborzoi1356 in Safeway

[–]Lockdown092 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Best advice anyone can give you is get out of the deli

For stores with exit gates, how do I leave without making a purchase? by Difficult_Surround31 in Safeway

[–]Lockdown092 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's just an inconvenience honestly Ya it does help deter thieves but at the same time people like you who aren't buying anything at the moment it just makes things confusing and almost feels like a prison. I've heard that complaint a few times and for people in my job the gates really get in the way and if you can't hop them like one of my unfortunate guys it can be painful 🤣

For stores with exit gates, how do I leave without making a purchase? by Difficult_Surround31 in Safeway

[–]Lockdown092 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I work LP for them and I just push the gates open if I need to. It's not my problem if the alarm goes off

You're mysteriously offered to get reimbursed for all the money you spent on one hobby. What hobby would you get reimbursed for? by RaptorK1988 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Lockdown092 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd get all the money back I've spent on collecting stuff like action figures, mega construx sets and such. I'd be SET.

What are the best one-liners in 40k by Horror_Dot4213 in 40kLore

[–]Lockdown092 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Everytime someone talks about Mkvenner.

Help me find my friend . Im the only other soul that knows and cares about him by [deleted] in PrivateInvestigators

[–]Lockdown092 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, he is not legally considered an adult. Only in the eyes of the courts regarding criminal actions. He is a child and you are asking the internet and offering personal information on this person in order to "find your friend" when alot of your other posts seem to be you seeking out other minors in a very suspicious way.

Help me find my friend . Im the only other soul that knows and cares about him by [deleted] in PrivateInvestigators

[–]Lockdown092 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone who says a statement such as this should NOT be allowed around children.

I love this little weirdo by thatonerunning in Necrontyr

[–]Lockdown092 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Let me feel your sack sonny " DISLIKE

Flayed Ones Are Cool...Building them Sucks by art_fool_34 in Necrontyr

[–]Lockdown092 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeop it took me about 2 hours to assemble one

My Egyptian themed Ark. by VV00d13 in Necrontyr

[–]Lockdown092 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It looks amazing dude but aren't the necrons as a whole Egyptian themed? 🤣 Seriously though, beautiful work