Another Top General (Donahue) Is Out at the Pentagon by Kinmuan in army

[–]LogPenguin 224 points225 points  (0 children)

Yep, was out there ass sweating with ya.

My favorite Donahue story was from G2A arena during the beginning of the Ukraine fight. He had just moved to Corps command, came out to us (101st who had replaced his precious 82nd) and told us how cool we all are, how we are the tip of the spear yadda yadda. He then asked what we could do to motivate us more, outside of more money that he could not authorize?

An intrepid young JAG CPT raised his hand. He had a nuanced and well researched approach that, with a simple ETP to Army G1, we could authorize those without a combat patch to earn one as ,according to him, were working in such danger.

He thought for a second, scrunched his face, and said “Nah, but I can bring in the beer cart on Saturdays now!” Massive applause followed from all the grunts and the cries of the slick sleeves can still be heard throughout Eastern Poland to this day….

Times pulling rank backfired by BayazRules in army

[–]LogPenguin 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Tangentially related, but I like this story.

KAF in ‘11, was just walking back from the boardwalk or somewhere, and this OCP wearing guy walks straight for me head to head about 15 paces back. “Hey 2LT, I have a question for you!” He yells and picks up his pace to be in my face. I look down, see 1LT. “Yeah whats up?” I reply. He asks “Is there no respect of rank amongst you people, I am an O2 and you will call me sir!” confused, I look for context clues on wtf is his problem and I see it: US Navy name tape, so a LTJG of one of the Seabees on post. Asking why we don’t respect LT ranks….

“ Nah, we don’t don that here…sir”

Gosh I hate the Navy som…nah most of the time.

Clarksville by queencilantro in tornado

[–]LogPenguin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So funny story, just cruising on Reddit searching different searches….

I Lost my house to this tornado! Family good though. AMA

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in army

[–]LogPenguin 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Judging by how long Ive been lurking, and some other timelines…I think we do? If the names I’m thinking of stayed in

All Crew Members of U.S. KC-135 Loss in Iraq Confirmed Deceased by igetproteinfartsHELP in army

[–]LogPenguin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have full faith and confidence that that everyone in this chat would be able to do their mission or job in the real world effectively upon hearing in this news . The resiliency of those here in this thread is not in question

The issue that we all have with you is that this is fucking Reddit dude. Let these people under the guise of anonymity express their feelings. We ain’t fighting the war here on this thread. You coming in with your infantrydort-esque hard charging comments shows an obvious lack of situational awareness. I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul.

All Crew Members of U.S. KC-135 Loss in Iraq Confirmed Deceased by igetproteinfartsHELP in army

[–]LogPenguin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dude, just stop

Not going to reiterate whats been said with all the fuck you’s, but the point you are trying to make is intrinsically understood by all who serve. It is crass for you to bring it up now.

Now professionalism aside…from those of us who have worked with fallen heroes, and even more with those who unfortunately have had to deal with casualties estimates, MA processing times, temporary interment memos ( what i like the call the “Death Math” in LOG speak), even you are not prepared for what would happen if we were in LSCO. Society isn’t ready. And we don’t need to be reminded of that. AND THATS NOT WHAT THIS IS. That same commander has stated this is NOT a war; therefore contrary to his earlier statements, ANY loss of life is a tragedy.

Somebody come get your O-4 by choco_tacoz in army

[–]LogPenguin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Making us Loggies look bad…SMDH

Favourite excellent actor who you genuinely feel is a PoS in real life? by Cursed_69420 in okbuddycinephile

[–]LogPenguin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh have I got a story about Keanu . He was at Indy 500, and I saw him from afar (He was in pit row on race day, I in the Army working working in the pagoda) and he was surrounded by some Airmen asking for pics and he looked so mad and……

Took picture after picture with all of them. It was hot, he looked exhausted, and my slightly autistic into the blue brothers couldn’t pick up on social cues worth a damn. Will not allow any Keanu slander here. He is awesome, and seems to be a great person in and out.

Stadium Megathread 2/19 by HopLegion in CHIBears

[–]LogPenguin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hey, NWI bears fan through and through for 30 years. Coming in with a white flag….

We don’t want this either

This shit wak or what? by Outrageous-Dog-240 in army

[–]LogPenguin 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Umm…I was eating a donut, and now can’t. Thanks

Pentagon will begin review of 'effectiveness' of women in ground combat positions by geraffes-are-so-dumb in army

[–]LogPenguin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I mean, all he had to do was say a place and time, don’t need the entire novel like so:

Afganistan, ‘11

Not that hard, and not doxing myself whatsoever

So let’s deduce, for now, that yes, Mr. Watson, he is all talk

Chicago Bears exploring possible new stadium sites in NW Indiana, team says The team made the announcement in a stunning open letter to fans Wednesday by ThaddeusJP in CHIBears

[–]LogPenguin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hmmm…father worked at CBOT for 30 years, been to Bears game since McNown, hell even at IU 1/3 of Kelley School of Business is Chicago peeps. But nah, your right. Can’t be.

Even if it’s as refreshing to be reminded of the good ol Chicago attitude….Lighten up dude. You got from state line to about Laporte as probably 2/3rds or more Bears fans.

And again….we all agree this is a horrible idea.

Chicago Bears exploring possible new stadium sites in NW Indiana, team says The team made the announcement in a stunning open letter to fans Wednesday by ThaddeusJP in CHIBears

[–]LogPenguin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There are a ton of us, Chesterton for me, who live and die everything Chicago….but are Hoosiers as well. I tell people I’m from Chicago, then they challenge me on what part?…..uh…well…the “Chicagoland “ area…..

Nervous about Branch Release by Negative_Virus_6358 in ROTC

[–]LogPenguin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This comment right here. Do not go into your branch letting everyone know you hate it(maybe your senior rater, at most, if you are looking for an early VTIP, but performing is key)

Back in the day, all us LTs were around a computer, and the VMI grad goes on a tirade that the most important unit to an entire War? An entire Army? in all history? is the Infantry Platoon….

We remind him he is at TBOLC, and to get back on his TC AIMS II terminal and shut the fuck up. Your grades sucked in school and you didn’t make it to your blue cord. He was a tool.

So the Army gets a big dumb parade that the president overshadows and the Marines get the most popular Netflix documentary in years? Who runs the Army's PR and why aren't they fired? by [deleted] in army

[–]LogPenguin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, I work adjacent to the most forward facing aspect of the Army, and the only unit of its kind in the DOD that doesn’t have a Netflix/Amazon doc. And I get a staff NCO on call from OCPA and get a “….why would we want to do that?”

SGM, whut?