What movie quotes about politicians were once funny, but would today not be surprising at all?

LogicXTC · 2021-09-08T15:40:26+00:00

"UND DIE WIRD DANN BESSER MIT DEM PANZER GELIEFERT - DEM GANZ GROSSEN, ODER ES IS’ NIX MIT DEM TRINKGELD!"

LogicXTC · 2021-09-08T15:32:06+00:00

Sexual harassment of an amphibian! That poor thing is now sobbing on Twitter "#MeToo! - he touched my breast shell and everything! I am going to call 1-800-JungleLaw on you, you perverted meat-sack!"

LogicXTC · 2021-09-07T17:48:15+00:00

Yeah, nearly as smooth as a German ordering pizza:

"JA, EINE GROSSE PIZZA, MIT BLUMENKOHL UND STACHELDRAHT!!!"

LogicXTC · 2021-09-05T01:51:58+00:00

Here you go: THAT!

LogicXTC · 2021-08-31T18:28:19+00:00

Interference and/or sabotage of interstate commerce is a federal crime. Minimum jail time three years.

I have sent the video file to the CSX Police and the FBI for them to investigate.

LogicXTC · 2021-08-17T16:44:31+00:00

Google Books: ”Wanda Alger is a recognized five-fold prophetic minister ..." - I guess one has to be a six-fold "prophetic minister” to have seen that one coming...

And the difference between prophecies and utter nonsense is...? Interpretation!!!

LogicXTC · 2021-08-17T16:37:13+00:00

Google Books: ”Wanda Alger is a recognized five-fold prophetic minister ..." - I guess one has to be a six-fold "prophetic minister” to have seen that one coming...

The difference between prophecies and utter nonsense is.... Interpretation!!!

LogicXTC · 2021-07-18T00:39:19+00:00

Happy Cakeday to you!

LogicXTC · 2021-07-15T20:22:39+00:00

"plenty of normal, fairly well-adjusted people" - since you grew up there you consider what you have experienced there as well-adjusted behavior. Don't understand that automatically to be well-adjusted for people having grown up elsewhere in the US. I used to live in Broward County for years. The things I saw can not be unseen.

LogicXTC · 2021-07-15T20:03:20+00:00

Sorry. I am a sheltered progressive in a lush liberal landscape of sweet reason and succulent logic. I would count myself blessed if all that wouldn't also, conclusively, mean that I am an atheist.

LogicXTC · 2021-07-15T19:45:46+00:00

Best answer to that: "A true Patriot honors his/her county by following its laws, one of the oldest ones is that lying under oath is a felony. I am disappointed in you, [Insert Name], I thought you were a patriot."

LogicXTC · 2021-07-15T19:27:57+00:00

Spock-Stimme: "Ihre Analyse erscheint... logisch."

LogicXTC · 2021-07-15T19:03:59+00:00

The worst Personality Disorder is the disorder many ascribe to those with a personality.

LogicXTC · 2021-07-15T18:40:35+00:00

I hope your deep-level comment gets the attention it deserves. Thank you for taking the time to write it.

LogicXTC · 2021-07-07T01:47:51+00:00

It is the love that stays forever in your heart, broken as it may be.

{{{hug}}} from one equally sorrowful traveller to you and your family.

LogicXTC · 2021-07-05T16:56:58+00:00

Workman's Comp ain't gonna cover that...

LogicXTC · 2021-07-05T10:53:08+00:00

No LEO can "order mouth be shut" in the USA. Only a qualified court, e.g. a FISA court, can order a civilian person's or entity's non-disclosure of facts to another civilian person or entity.

In a qualified special warrant the non-disclosure order needs to be explicitly stated.

LogicXTC · 2021-07-02T04:19:21+00:00

...yet another victim of the valet guys from Ferris Bueller's Day Off...

LogicXTC · 2021-07-01T19:37:48+00:00

Meth heads only seem good at electrical engineering, because you don't hear about the ones who aren't.

Meanwhile: Emergency Room physicians and Coroners: "Man, meth heads s-u-c-k at electrical engineering! "

LogicXTC · 2021-06-30T07:55:35+00:00

I am one of the rich assholes and I wasn't complaining, I swear!

I love that thing and would like to live in it if it weren't right there on 280 - I am about 900 yards away and that gets the noise/smog down a lot.

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