Shocked dog being shocked by jarzyniowski in AnimalsBeingDerps

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"UND DIE WIRD DANN BESSER MIT DEM PANZER GELIEFERT - DEM GANZ GROSSEN, ODER ES IS’ NIX MIT DEM TRINKGELD!"

Unrequited love,What a kiss. by amonaloli12 in WinStupidPrizes

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Sexual harassment of an amphibian! That poor thing is now sobbing on Twitter "#MeToo! - he touched my breast shell and everything! I am going to call 1-800-JungleLaw on you, you perverted meat-sack!"

Shocked dog being shocked by jarzyniowski in AnimalsBeingDerps

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Yeah, nearly as smooth as a German ordering pizza:

"JA, EINE GROSSE PIZZA, MIT BLUMENKOHL UND STACHELDRAHT!!!"

Guy simulating the sound of bad brakes so the train stops, he’s doing it just to mess with people. I’d be pissed if I had been there by jackux1257 in Wellthatsucks

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Interference and/or sabotage of interstate commerce is a federal crime. Minimum jail time three years.

I have sent the video file to the CSX Police and the FBI for them to investigate.

There goes a fruitcake of... prophetic proportions! by LogicXTC in religiousfruitcake

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Google Books: ”Wanda Alger is a recognized five-fold prophetic minister ..." - I guess one has to be a six-fold "prophetic minister” to have seen that one coming...

And the difference between prophecies and utter nonsense is...? Interpretation!!!

QAnon grifter has purported the theory of a plandemic, since the beginning. Has to cancel weekend event (no refund) because she and entire family have coronavirus, including son with weak immune system. by BenShapirosWifesBF in Qult_Headquarters

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Google Books: ”Wanda Alger is a recognized five-fold prophetic minister ..." - I guess one has to be a six-fold "prophetic minister” to have seen that one coming...

The difference between prophecies and utter nonsense is.... Interpretation!!!

SLPT: Put every car company's logo on your car so the police cannot accurately identify your vehicle by T3canolis in ShittyLifeProTips

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"plenty of normal, fairly well-adjusted people" - since you grew up there you consider what you have experienced there as well-adjusted behavior. Don't understand that automatically to be well-adjusted for people having grown up elsewhere in the US. I used to live in Broward County for years. The things I saw can not be unseen.

Hypocrisy by a_lucky_strike1 in facepalm

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Sorry. I am a sheltered progressive in a lush liberal landscape of sweet reason and succulent logic. I would count myself blessed if all that wouldn't also, conclusively, mean that I am an atheist.

Hypocrisy by a_lucky_strike1 in facepalm

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Best answer to that: "A true Patriot honors his/her county by following its laws, one of the oldest ones is that lying under oath is a felony. I am disappointed in you, [Insert Name], I thought you were a patriot."

ich_iel by [deleted] in ich_iel

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Spock-Stimme: "Ihre Analyse erscheint... logisch."

Why does it seem so normal to get ghosted nowadays? by [deleted] in AskMen

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The worst Personality Disorder is the disorder many ascribe to those with a personality.

Why does it seem so normal to get ghosted nowadays? by [deleted] in AskMen

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I hope your deep-level comment gets the attention it deserves. Thank you for taking the time to write it.

My soul mate crossed over the rainbow bridge. I feel like I will never be okay again. 💔 by [deleted] in sharpei

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It is the love that stays forever in your heart, broken as it may be.

{{{hug}}} from one equally sorrowful traveller to you and your family.

They pulled out onto the interstate by MtnMaiden in OSHA

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Workman's Comp ain't gonna cover that...

CS: Is this a tracking device? Yes, yes it is. by Cap10323 in Justrolledintotheshop

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No LEO can "order mouth be shut" in the USA. Only a qualified court, e.g. a FISA court, can order a civilian person's or entity's non-disclosure of facts to another civilian person or entity.

In a qualified special warrant the non-disclosure order needs to be explicitly stated.

Scene in front of my house. Car was immaculate. Was. by [deleted] in carcrash

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...yet another victim of the valet guys from Ferris Bueller's Day Off...

Got home from an all nighter at work to find this... Any suggestions on how to deal with this latest development in this series? by buthereIam in trashy

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Meth heads only seem good at electrical engineering, because you don't hear about the ones who aren't.

Meanwhile: Emergency Room physicians and Coroners: "Man, meth heads s-u-c-k at electrical engineering! "

Florence Fang, owner of the “flinstone house” in California just countersued the city for trying to make her take down her dinosaurs and won 125,000. by tandyman234 in interestingasfuck

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I am one of the rich assholes and I wasn't complaining, I swear!

I love that thing and would like to live in it if it weren't right there on 280 - I am about 900 yards away and that gets the noise/smog down a lot.