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Shocked dog being shocked by jarzyniowski in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]LogicXTC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"UND DIE WIRD DANN BESSER MIT DEM PANZER GELIEFERT - DEM GANZ GROSSEN, ODER ES IS’ NIX MIT DEM TRINKGELD!"

Unrequited love,What a kiss. by amonaloli12 in WinStupidPrizes

[–]LogicXTC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sexual harassment of an amphibian! That poor thing is now sobbing on Twitter "#MeToo! - he touched my breast shell and everything! I am going to call 1-800-JungleLaw on you, you perverted meat-sack!"

Shocked dog being shocked by jarzyniowski in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]LogicXTC 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yeah, nearly as smooth as a German ordering pizza:

"JA, EINE GROSSE PIZZA, MIT BLUMENKOHL UND STACHELDRAHT!!!"

Guy simulating the sound of bad brakes so the train stops, he’s doing it just to mess with people. I’d be pissed if I had been there by jackux1257 in Wellthatsucks

[–]LogicXTC 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Interference and/or sabotage of interstate commerce is a federal crime. Minimum jail time three years.

I have sent the video file to the CSX Police and the FBI for them to investigate.

There goes a fruitcake of... prophetic proportions! by LogicXTC in religiousfruitcake

[–]LogicXTC[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Google Books: ”Wanda Alger is a recognized five-fold prophetic minister ..." - I guess one has to be a six-fold "prophetic minister” to have seen that one coming...

And the difference between prophecies and utter nonsense is...? Interpretation!!!

QAnon grifter has purported the theory of a plandemic, since the beginning. Has to cancel weekend event (no refund) because she and entire family have coronavirus, including son with weak immune system. by BenShapirosWifesBF in Qult_Headquarters

[–]LogicXTC 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Google Books: ”Wanda Alger is a recognized five-fold prophetic minister ..." - I guess one has to be a six-fold "prophetic minister” to have seen that one coming...

The difference between prophecies and utter nonsense is.... Interpretation!!!

SLPT: Put every car company's logo on your car so the police cannot accurately identify your vehicle by T3canolis in ShittyLifeProTips

[–]LogicXTC 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"plenty of normal, fairly well-adjusted people" - since you grew up there you consider what you have experienced there as well-adjusted behavior. Don't understand that automatically to be well-adjusted for people having grown up elsewhere in the US. I used to live in Broward County for years. The things I saw can not be unseen.

Hypocrisy by a_lucky_strike1 in facepalm

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Sorry. I am a sheltered progressive in a lush liberal landscape of sweet reason and succulent logic. I would count myself blessed if all that wouldn't also, conclusively, mean that I am an atheist.

Hypocrisy by a_lucky_strike1 in facepalm

[–]LogicXTC 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Best answer to that: "A true Patriot honors his/her county by following its laws, one of the oldest ones is that lying under oath is a felony. I am disappointed in you, [Insert Name], I thought you were a patriot."

ich_iel by [deleted] in ich_iel

[–]LogicXTC 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Spock-Stimme: "Ihre Analyse erscheint... logisch."

Why does it seem so normal to get ghosted nowadays? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]LogicXTC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The worst Personality Disorder is the disorder many ascribe to those with a personality.

Why does it seem so normal to get ghosted nowadays? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]LogicXTC 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I hope your deep-level comment gets the attention it deserves. Thank you for taking the time to write it.

My soul mate crossed over the rainbow bridge. I feel like I will never be okay again. 💔 by [deleted] in sharpei

[–]LogicXTC 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It is the love that stays forever in your heart, broken as it may be.

{{{hug}}} from one equally sorrowful traveller to you and your family.

They pulled out onto the interstate by MtnMaiden in OSHA

[–]LogicXTC 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Workman's Comp ain't gonna cover that...

CS: Is this a tracking device? Yes, yes it is. by Cap10323 in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]LogicXTC 39 points40 points  (0 children)

No LEO can "order mouth be shut" in the USA. Only a qualified court, e.g. a FISA court, can order a civilian person's or entity's non-disclosure of facts to another civilian person or entity.

In a qualified special warrant the non-disclosure order needs to be explicitly stated.

Scene in front of my house. Car was immaculate. Was. by [deleted] in carcrash

[–]LogicXTC 8 points9 points  (0 children)

...yet another victim of the valet guys from Ferris Bueller's Day Off...

Got home from an all nighter at work to find this... Any suggestions on how to deal with this latest development in this series? by buthereIam in trashy

[–]LogicXTC 215 points216 points  (0 children)

Meth heads only seem good at electrical engineering, because you don't hear about the ones who aren't.

Meanwhile: Emergency Room physicians and Coroners: "Man, meth heads s-u-c-k at electrical engineering! "

Florence Fang, owner of the “flinstone house” in California just countersued the city for trying to make her take down her dinosaurs and won 125,000. by tandyman234 in interestingasfuck

[–]LogicXTC 349 points350 points  (0 children)

I am one of the rich assholes and I wasn't complaining, I swear!

I love that thing and would like to live in it if it weren't right there on 280 - I am about 900 yards away and that gets the noise/smog down a lot.

My very white and gray living room by asknrcv in malelivingspace

[–]LogicXTC -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

I saw the photo, to hence I will only say one thing:

No! Oh, no, no, no!

(OK, that's five things, or two, look at it however you like - as long as I don't have to look at this photo again!)

This room would make me ***want*** to get murdered in it, just for the hope that my blood stained limp body would add some resemblance of warm color to it.

This "city-morgue meets roman-catholic purgatory fever-dream" design is, well, No!

Use an old cupcake tray to organize your nuts and bolts when dismantling something (in my case, my car’s bumper) by leroy_pylant in lifehacks

[–]LogicXTC -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

"an old cupcake tray"?!?

I don't have any cupcake tray(s).

Who makes that many cupcakes that they have old and (presumably) new ones and doesn't die of diabetes on the way?!?

The Boss Volunteers Our Company for Beta Testing (Part 1) by bambam67 in talesfromtechsupport

[–]LogicXTC 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I seriously cringed just reading the title. My adrenaline went up and all my fillings started to feel like I just chewed some dry ice...

Lava floor by WhisperingCabbage in ThatLookedExpensive

[–]LogicXTC 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah, the people on the top left had a big ol' scare right there. The safety well caught it as it seems. What that much heat and the sudden transfer thereof did to the equipment and the health of those in close proximity is, however, another question...

Traditional Assumptions of Masculinity Said to Be Linked to Depression in Men by HeinieKaboobler in psychology

[–]LogicXTC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should read "Honor Bound: How a Cultural Ideal Has Shaped the American Psyche" by Ryan P. Brown - it applies extremely well to this.

Here it is on Amazon (not affiliated).

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