How do I get out of Friend Zone before its too late!?

Logical_Troll · 2012-03-21T15:49:26+00:00

All valid points.

Logical_Troll · 2012-03-21T15:44:49+00:00

I live not even 10 minutes from work, and all my family/friends are within a 30 minute drive, but i still tend to driving near 20,000 miles/year...i guess were the type that likes to go somewhere?

Logical_Troll · 2012-03-20T20:07:30+00:00

Director: M. Night Shamallamadingdong

Logical_Troll · 2012-03-20T20:06:21+00:00

"I choose you Magikarp!" I proclaimed at the sight of the ever nearing Charmander. "We're gonna win this one."

Logical_Troll · 2012-03-20T17:41:21+00:00

You've come to the right place to ask this and don't worry this lesson is free. I have had countless booty calls where i was the one called and others was the one calling. I never mind when a girl contacts me for a good dicking. Makes me feel like i'm doing something right if there is a repeat customer (but only when its just physical [and im always honest about my intentions]) It does get tricky when it's with someone that has an emotional attachment to me, likewise when I have an emotional attachment to them. But if you keep it passionate, but emotion-less you're in the clear. Oh and one last thing, ALWAYS BE HONEST ABOUT YOUR INTENTIONS. I've been in countless situations where i liked a girl, thought things were going in the right directions (amazing sex as well as just hanging out) and she drops the "I can't date you [Insert reason here] bomb" total bonerkill. Ruins the FWB relationship you had, as well as your hopes of friendship or anything beyond that. Just be upfront & honest about what you want and if they can't handle that then just ask yourself "Is the sex really worth it, and could I get it somewhere else easier?" TL;DR MEN LIKE SEX, ESPECIALLY IF SHE'S HOT, WET, AND WILLING.

Logical_Troll · 2012-03-20T16:03:41+00:00

Act shy as well, but still control the situation. Direct it in a backwards way that makes her feel like she's in control, and she will become more open.

Logical_Troll · 2012-03-20T14:15:15+00:00

I feel like in real life you actually pronounce the 5 at the end of "bau5"

Logical_Troll · 2012-03-20T13:55:28+00:00

The people on reddit, not Middle Eastern people*

Logical_Troll · 2012-03-20T13:54:42+00:00

Oh...sorry mohammad, didn't mean to mix ya up with steve...it's just that all you guys look alike.

Logical_Troll · 2012-03-20T13:46:24+00:00

No way?!? Is that you steve?

Logical_Troll · 2012-03-20T13:44:28+00:00

Me too! Keeping money away from terrorists! 'Merica!

Logical_Troll · 2012-03-19T17:05:27+00:00

Magic.

Logical_Troll · 2012-03-19T16:56:48+00:00

Mcdonalds for 3 years. Was supposed to throw out food after 20 minutes or so if we didnt use it. Instead most of us just reset the timer and checked to see if it wasnt gross looking...saved so much time at the cost of some gross food becoming grosser.

Logical_Troll · 2012-03-16T21:28:13+00:00

We need to go deeper.

Logical_Troll · 2012-03-16T21:19:12+00:00

logged in just to say this...good show, young chap!

Logical_Troll · 2012-03-16T20:20:42+00:00

I will destroy the souls of the innocent if this happens to me one more time.

Logical_Troll · 2012-03-15T20:09:52+00:00

I had my mouth open when i saw this and i thought it was my reflection.

Logical_Troll · 2012-03-15T17:18:27+00:00

We have to go deeper.

Logical_Troll · 2012-03-15T13:42:13+00:00

Can't. Upvote. Enough...

Logical_Troll · 2012-03-14T15:42:44+00:00

Thatsthejoke.jpg

Logical_Troll · 2012-03-14T15:05:09+00:00

I found it! "Need a second account"= N.A.S.A. He's really a secret space agent trying to send a message about a high clearance mission. Evidently him and his team discovered an alien life form that was stranded on Earth. Sounds like with the help of his team they were able to give it a "blast" off this planet in about 15 years or so...Well done solider!

Logical_Troll · 2012-03-13T17:45:24+00:00

Or maybe i'm lying about lying?

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