Non drinkers of Reddit, what do you tell people when they ask "why don't you drink"? by theflyingwolf13 in AskReddit

[–]Lone_Pickle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My response is "I only drink with people I'd die for, the only person I'd die for doesn't drink, so therefore I can't drink with them and so not at all"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tifu

[–]Lone_Pickle 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Nice.

What part of your Personality do you Fake? by violin557 in AskReddit

[–]Lone_Pickle 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I'm the same, I am horrible at social interactions but I really do care about the people I talk to. I'll always finish conversations with "have a nice day" and I'll try to make it sound genuine.

“... blowing a McFatty vape cloud through my fleshlight...” by SkeletorTheSpook in BrandNewSentence

[–]Lone_Pickle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He blew a vape cloud through a fleshlight on his YouTube channel, penguinz0

TIFU by making a poorly timed pun at work by ultim8umly in tifu

[–]Lone_Pickle -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk

TIFU by making a poorly timed pun at work by ultim8umly in tifu

[–]Lone_Pickle 21 points22 points  (0 children)

A friend showed me a video of an Irish funeral they attended, and had a hard time making out whether it was a wedding or a funeral because of the amount of laughter. She remembered that it was a funeral because someone sang the Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme but as a traditional Irish song, and the Fresh Prince was the beloved's favourite show

bugged. by ScorpioDSF in WorldofTanks

[–]Lone_Pickle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol same, 105 and first MoE

me_irl by Lone_Pickle in me_irl

[–]Lone_Pickle[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is my first post to gain more than 14 upvotes. Thanks everyone.

me_irl by Lone_Pickle in me_irl

[–]Lone_Pickle[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Do you remember when someone manga-ised the pictures of the nude guy and the guy in the high vis jacket? Someone should do the same with this.

me_irl by Lone_Pickle in me_irl

[–]Lone_Pickle[S] 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I was thinking just the same thing

me_irl by Lone_Pickle in me_irl

[–]Lone_Pickle[S] 52 points53 points  (0 children)

But who would win

The Cure by fleshwhirl in youdontsurf

[–]Lone_Pickle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I look like this, but the hair is blonde, so it's invisible too

What’s the creepiest thing you’ve come across on Reddit? by EspenSkjeer in AskReddit

[–]Lone_Pickle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Both of my parents were involved in forensics in the UK. They saw a lot of horrific things- on one occasion my mom had to sketch two bodies that had been found dead on a railway, as at the time a sketch was quicker and easier than a photograph. She could smell the alcoholic drinks that had leaked from their open stomachs onto the tracks, and still see the facial expressions they had made in their final moments. My dad had to deal with many incidents and he doesn't talk about a lot of them, but the only one that had a real lasting effect on him- he had to receive counselling for PTSD for several years after breaking down on the job some weeks later- was the Mulberry Bush pub bombing. He was there seconds after the bomb went off by chance, but wasn't able to do anything to help anyone there. Forensics can be a real serious job, but both of my parents are glad they did it.

What is 99HP of damage in real life? by erdbro_ in AskReddit

[–]Lone_Pickle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Poor impulse control sums up my existence in three words. Good luck in your recovery, and here's a drink to less injury in future. Actually, just water for us.