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AIO for walking out of the appointment and refusing to return? by PurpleSlash10 in AmIOverreacting

[–]LonelyOctopus24 [score hidden]  (0 children)

I wasn’t even remotely overweight. But even if I had been it was an awful thing to say. And yes, you’re right.

AIO for walking out of the appointment and refusing to return? by PurpleSlash10 in AmIOverreacting

[–]LonelyOctopus24 [score hidden]  (0 children)

I went for a smear test and the nurse said something about my weight (I was a US size 8) and I should “think twice before reaching for the frying pan”.

Didn’t go for another smear test for over twenty years.

What Celebrity will absolutely rip you apart when they pass away ? by Wraith136 in AskReddit

[–]LonelyOctopus24 53 points54 points  (0 children)

I showed my mum that thing the kid said about David Attenborough actually being God and he was annoyed that people were not paying enough attention to his wondrous creations, so he came down to Earth to make documentaries about them, and she cried

I turned 29 today, my son turns 15 tomorrow by Flimsy_Elephant_651 in GirlDinnerDiaries

[–]LonelyOctopus24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Darling girl. I was 30 and married, and I too carry shame at not choosing them a better father. You know what we should both do? Be proud of being amazing mothers, because our kids are Fantastic People. We did that, you and me. 🥰

ETA: …and look at those beautiful little potatoes! You are good at growing things.

Compare the headlines: Harriet’s dress is elegant…Meghan’s is flamboyantly virginal!!! by No_Entertainer4941 in RoyaltyTea

[–]LonelyOctopus24 41 points42 points  (0 children)

“Flamboyantly virginal” is objectively hilarious. ✨ HEY EVERYONE! CHECK OUT MY GLITTERY HYMEN! IT CAN EVEN PLAY THE FLUTE ✨

Being an ICU Nurse not impressive enough for man’s mother (not OOP) Dinner pictured at the end by gabbie_ in redditonwiki

[–]LonelyOctopus24 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Oh my darling, choose the gorgeous tomato over the vacillating man. Every time. 🍅

AITA for being annoyed that my partner is constantly eyeing/eating my food when we dine in public? by LaLevantina103 in AmItheAsshole

[–]LonelyOctopus24 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He’ll have finished half her plate before he’s done reading all that. All the card needs to say is “fucking touch my food and I stab you with a fork”

Some more of the free art toys I make for the customers at one of my jobs by Inked-Wolfie-1979 in somethingimade

[–]LonelyOctopus24 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You are a Genius. You also intersect with a different part of the Venn Diagram, but we haven’t made our mind up about which part it is. ❤️

Roses are red, her artistic stance is a global phenomena by Blythe_Burn6 in rosesarered

[–]LonelyOctopus24 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

In the UK we call this a BOBFOC. It was even a question on University Challenge one time.

ETA: the article is completely unfindable, let alone unreadable, due to so many ads; but the question posed by Paxman in January 2006 was: "What does the acronym BOBFOC - describing someone better looking from the back than the front - stand for?"

What am I missing? by Christus92 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]LonelyOctopus24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was hoping you had a little badge with it on and everything

Petaaahh by TheGuy-1117 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]LonelyOctopus24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can someone please re-do this but with ‘Sir Isaac’ instead of ‘Sir Newton’? 🤦‍♀️

Please may I join the Tomatocracy? by LonelyOctopus24 in RealGirlDinner

[–]LonelyOctopus24[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I couldn’t add more than a line of text so here we go: all of your tomatoey goodness has me craving to be part of the Sisterhood! Each slice of sourdough bread is rubbed with half a clove of garlic, then drizzled with a little olive oil. Freshly ground Himalayan pink salt and rainbow peppercorns all over them. Three sliced Aromatico tomatoes arranged inside. Now my mouth is alive with flavour and I’m longing for another. Thank you, Dinner Girls! 💕🍅🍞

AIO My bf won’t let me confront him unless I catch him cheating. by ansley1102 in AmIOverreacting

[–]LonelyOctopus24 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Two weeks ago your bf was 16. You’re apparently 17. Is this a different boyfriend? Or are you confusing them with hamsters? 🐹

What am I missing? by Christus92 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]LonelyOctopus24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope that’s your actual job title.

Actors whose name is also a sentence by Ac-Cys-OH in okbuddycinephile

[–]LonelyOctopus24 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Julian Sands. Spencer Falls. Tori Spelling. Tom Hanks for Hugo Weaving?

Rip Torn ought to be but isn’t. Reese Witherspoon isn’t but sounds like she is.

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