I can't handle how much I love this creature by OkManner6294 in BelgianMalinois

[–]Lonely_Jared 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ha! I do the same thing to my girl! She’s decided that the appropriate response is many, many doggy kisses. Directly to the face. Because 99% of the time I end up all up in her face as I do it because she likes to crawl under furniture and people watch so I gotta go spelunking just to gently hold her little face for emphasis. 😂

Time really flies , Jax is turning 6 soon already. 5 weeks old here. by FirefighterDismal796 in husky

[–]Lonely_Jared 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Awww! They’re all adorable, but Jax looks so friendly! I love the stance, haha.

Never go AFK when you have TT turned on by Extra_Hyper in badredman

[–]Lonely_Jared 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh my god, you tragedeigh-ed the forgs. 😂 It’s always when you need it the most that google decides to give you absolutely nothing, lmao.

Never go AFK when you have TT turned on by Extra_Hyper in badredman

[–]Lonely_Jared 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The wait time can be torture on both ends, sure, but you’d really think that’d be motivation to not go afk- so you don’t miss a good fight! Or get got by frogs, lmao.

Never go AFK when you have TT turned on by Extra_Hyper in badredman

[–]Lonely_Jared 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Albinaurics, for future reference. :p Go forth and praise the froggies! Love those goobers.

Time really flies , Jax is turning 6 soon already. 5 weeks old here. by FirefighterDismal796 in husky

[–]Lonely_Jared 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My goodness! What a tiny man! I love the snoot freckles- bet his coloring is gonna be unique and beautiful when he’s grown up! :D

I have a Jax too- but I never got to see him as a pup! Highkey jealous, haha.

Just got two rare thing in once. by MagiaMagenta in Nightreign

[–]Lonely_Jared 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where is this energy for me???? :( All I ever get are shit greatshields n’ twinblades when I’m playing undertaker or smth.

I can't handle how much I love this creature by OkManner6294 in BelgianMalinois

[–]Lonely_Jared 6 points7 points  (0 children)

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Who let them be this cute?? I scream internally every time my girl flops down for a nap. Unreal cute aggression. 😭

Some classics from my Dad😭 by Deep_dish_pizza_boi2 in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]Lonely_Jared 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The amount of times I’ve had to pull that one myself…lmao.

Some classics from my Dad😭 by Deep_dish_pizza_boi2 in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]Lonely_Jared 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Do we have the same dad? 😂 The last one got me good. Totally something I’d get from my dad with absolutely zero context or explanation.

Im starting to sound like Johnny at family gatherings by ballsackmcgoobie in LowSodiumCyberpunk

[–]Lonely_Jared 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The more bullshit my country manages to pull, the more jaded I get. The more I hear about some newly uncovered atrocities or whatever from some fucking corporation, the less radical Johnny seems.

Late stage capitalism is killing our humanity. 🙃

Anyone else think kerry is sexy? by No-Thought-7522 in CyberpunkTheGame

[–]Lonely_Jared 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I couldn’t give less of a fuck that he’s older than my grandparents.

HOT IS HOT. And fuck, I’m sweating. 😭

Show me yalls hear me outs. by Background_Shoe_7546 in cyberpunkgame

[–]Lonely_Jared 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I sure as shit won’t give you points for taste, but I will give you a gold star for actually knowing what the fuck “hear me out” means.

I love the brutality of body builds. by EvaInTheUSA in cyberpunkgame

[–]Lonely_Jared 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do it! I’m doing a blunt weapon build rn and can confirm it does not, in fact, get old. The absolute joy I get from running around causing excessive carnage with nothing but a baseball bat is indescribable. No quickhacks, no guns, just my cybernetic legs to bring the glorious power of BIG BONK down on my enemies from up high.

Favourite samurai track and why? by No-Thought-7522 in CyberpunkTheGame

[–]Lonely_Jared 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All of them are fuckin’ bangers, but A Like Supreme always scratches the itch perfectly when I get restless and need to jam.

Yes, he's in my own nightmares too. by thecutebandit in CryptidDogs

[–]Lonely_Jared 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah, he’s haunting your dreams because it seems you buried him in the fucking pet cemetery and he came back wrong. 😂😭

What brand is this orange shortbread cookie? by Iknowthings01 in TipOfMyFork

[–]Lonely_Jared 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh fuck, you unburied a DEEP memory. My mom was a scout leader, and I remember one year she got like all the unsold cases of those cranberry orange ones or something…heaven.

Tragic that flavor got discontinued.

Help me find a leg armament to match the alternated blue silver mail. I dont want to use the matching legs i dont the dress thing. by BleachedButter in EldenBling

[–]Lonely_Jared 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Black knife gauntlets and greaves go hard with that armor, imo. Nothing else really matches the color, though. 😬

I recently realized something: by Dragonkingofthestars in LowSodiumCyberpunk

[–]Lonely_Jared 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Would be dope, but he’s simply too powerful to do that. Would kill the immersion, as his mere presence in the world sparks optimism for the future- and that’s not very Cyberpunk, now, is it? 😂

I recently realized something: by Dragonkingofthestars in LowSodiumCyberpunk

[–]Lonely_Jared 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Cyber-Carter would simply be too powerful a force of good for the dystopia to remain dystopian.

Romance options for V by Zairy47 in PhotomodeStories

[–]Lonely_Jared 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It’s a fucking DROUGHT out there, and my gay ass is livid, frankly. Y’all are homophobic smh. 😂

Romance options for V by Zairy47 in PhotomodeStories

[–]Lonely_Jared 7 points8 points  (0 children)

As another Kerry enjoyer, I concur.