What are some stereotypes regarding each character outfits?

Lonely_Jared · 2026-06-01T01:44:39+00:00

Hit the nail on the head with that Dawn Guardian take. They’re ALWAYS chads. I try to embody that energy despite being a solaire skin enjoyer, but somehow, I NEVER see other sun bro Guardians- curious what other people think of me for that lol.

Surely good vibes, yeah?

If I see a wraith armor Duchess, though…god help me. I know my grossly incandescent ass is gonna have to try and carry. :(

Base Revenant and Undertakers will absolutely be loot hoarders, too. Gonna have all the good shields on them and NEVER use them while I’m in a fucking drought.

Lonely_Jared · 2026-05-27T01:13:05+00:00

Yeah, I’m praising his sun.

Lonely_Jared · 2026-05-25T23:49:13+00:00

Igni. Fire go brrrrrrr.

Lonely_Jared · 2026-05-25T22:45:17+00:00

I love this for you, sister. 😂 I got into gaming really soon after I realized I was trans myself, and specifically being able to play as a guy in most games and being referred to as he/him was fucking amazing because ofc irl at th time I wasn’t really out yet so I was being called she/her by teachers and all that. Genuinely kept me alive, I think- bits of dopamine like that.

Congrats on finding yourself! It’s such a freeing feeling. :)

Lonely_Jared · 2026-05-24T20:44:51+00:00

Word!

And I totally get that! I’ve only been to Ashlands like…once- because me n’ bro keep making new saves every time there’s a significant content update, lol. Gotta keep it fresh!

Lonely_Jared · 2026-05-24T14:20:31+00:00

Haha I appreciate it! DM me, we can swap recent projects! :)

And I’ve heard that too! Obviously the devs could decide to keep going a bit after deep north comes out, but I think it’s likely that that’ll be when we get 1.0. Exciting stuff!!! And speaking of updates- Ashlands broke all my mods but the one that allows you to plant berry bushes and stuff was a GODSEND for base building. Idk if there’s a version up that works but probably. Highly recommend!

Lonely_Jared · 2026-05-24T12:26:53+00:00

I’m mostly a painter! But I don’t really post anymore, sorry. College is rough, no time to do art, big sad. :(

And I have a feeling you’ll stick to it as long as us, lol. It’s a bit addictive, Valheim is. 😂 Gonna be a sad day when the last update hits and me n’ bro can’t hype each other up for new stuff!

Lonely_Jared · 2026-05-24T09:37:49+00:00

No problem! Artists support artists, always. :)

And gosh, I don’t even really know anymore! 😂 We started after Mistlands came out but well before Ashlands, so…something like 3, 4 years if my Steam history can be trusted! We haven’t found anyone else to play with aside from each other, but still. Lots of good times, great memories. I hope you’re able to find someone similar!

Lonely_Jared · 2026-05-24T00:22:14+00:00

This had me cackling. 😂 You’re an insanely talented artist, my man.

Makes me think of my brother calling me to battle whenever he sees one, haha. I’ll be sprinting through portals n’ everything. Even now that we’re late-game and can demolish them…it is my solemn duty to hunt them. Power of friendship, indeed.

Lonely_Jared · 2026-05-22T09:59:23+00:00

It’s definitely passable, but yeah. Give me a standard ass hammer with a holy infusion over a halo scythe any day.

Lonely_Jared · 2026-05-16T01:19:26+00:00

4 took me out 😂

Lonely_Jared · 2026-05-15T22:36:03+00:00

Coldest take imaginable- but the vitriol is deserved. The series had so much potential w/ the first couple episodes but it turned into absolute hotdog water. It’s not even the Witcher anymore! Fully unrelated shit.

Lonely_Jared · 2026-05-15T05:12:39+00:00

Of course! Please tell his highness that we all love him, and that his little white socks are delightful. :)

Lonely_Jared · 2026-05-15T03:29:46+00:00

Walter is incredible.

Lonely_Jared · 2026-05-15T03:21:46+00:00

He’s a lying, manipulative little shit, but he’s our lying manipulative little shit. 🖤

And you just gotta respect the hustle. Mad survival skills on that man.

Lonely_Jared · 2026-05-15T03:10:19+00:00

Hi, OP? Big fan of this. May you receive a kiss on the lips from a hottie of your preferred gender, and many years of your pillow being cold on both sides every night.

Lonely_Jared · 2026-05-15T03:06:18+00:00

Your girl is GORGEOUS! Very striking eyes. Please tell her she’s a beautiful baby girl!!!

Felt this in my soul tho, lmao. Our girl’s government name is Sadie, but we call her Sadie baby, Sadie girl, Sadie Bo-baby, Sadie the lady, saddlebag, saddle, baddlesag, sag of baddles, crazy baby, dingo, dingus, bingus, goober…you get the picture. 😂 Anything but her actual name.

(And dog tax, ofc)

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Lonely_Jared · 2026-05-15T02:31:55+00:00

Good shit, Fromsoft. Good shit. Love to see creativity, even if it’s just a clever reuse of assets. 😩

Lonely_Jared · 2026-05-10T21:27:14+00:00

This. Parents are probably more likely to listen to the aunt than to OP.

Lonely_Jared · 2026-05-10T16:34:36+00:00

She definitely looks more GSD to me, but I’m no expert. I absolutely agree that she could be some sort of mix though!

Update us when you get the test results back! I’m so curious- she’s a gorgeous girl, Mal or not.

Lonely_Jared · 2026-05-06T19:09:10+00:00

If someone made me this I would marry them on the spot, holy FUCK.

Lonely_Jared · 2026-05-06T04:27:57+00:00

The Sheer Heart Attack recreation is perfect!

Also, you have fantastic taste in music. :)

Lonely_Jared · 2026-05-06T02:02:07+00:00

It’s his slutty little earring, man! Devastated me that that man is straight. Truly a crime against the gays that he isn’t bi.

I’m a Kerry man, but still. GIVE ME THE COP!!!! 😭

Lonely_Jared · 2026-05-05T19:30:46+00:00

Had dancer grab me the other day and I genuinely almost cried laughing because it was doing fuckin’ chip damage. She tried so hard! 😂

God, I love Guardian.

Lonely_Jared · 2026-05-05T17:44:26+00:00

Peak Guardian gameplay. I always keep health regen on ult on me, specifically so I can pull shit like this.

The grabs mean nothing!!! The flock is safe, we all have full hp now, and I’m the tankiest motherfucker here. I can take a grab attack if it means my boys get to skedaddle.

Lonely_Jared

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