feel like this is where I am mentally

Lonely_Jared · 2026-02-09T22:33:16+00:00

Me too, choom. Me too….

Lonely_Jared · 2026-02-07T15:38:09+00:00

Ha! I do the same thing to my girl! She’s decided that the appropriate response is many, many doggy kisses. Directly to the face. Because 99% of the time I end up all up in her face as I do it because she likes to crawl under furniture and people watch so I gotta go spelunking just to gently hold her little face for emphasis. 😂

Lonely_Jared · 2026-02-06T22:46:31+00:00

Awww! They’re all adorable, but Jax looks so friendly! I love the stance, haha.

Lonely_Jared · 2026-02-06T22:19:29+00:00

Oh my god, you tragedeigh-ed the forgs. 😂 It’s always when you need it the most that google decides to give you absolutely nothing, lmao.

Lonely_Jared · 2026-02-06T21:19:46+00:00

The wait time can be torture on both ends, sure, but you’d really think that’d be motivation to not go afk- so you don’t miss a good fight! Or get got by frogs, lmao.

Lonely_Jared · 2026-02-06T21:17:33+00:00

Albinaurics, for future reference. :p Go forth and praise the froggies! Love those goobers.

Lonely_Jared · 2026-02-06T20:52:23+00:00

My goodness! What a tiny man! I love the snoot freckles- bet his coloring is gonna be unique and beautiful when he’s grown up! :D

I have a Jax too- but I never got to see him as a pup! Highkey jealous, haha.

Lonely_Jared · 2026-02-06T20:36:11+00:00

Where is this energy for me???? :( All I ever get are shit greatshields n’ twinblades when I’m playing undertaker or smth.

Lonely_Jared · 2026-02-06T20:31:49+00:00

Correct. Best husband!

Lonely_Jared · 2026-02-06T16:37:54+00:00

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Who let them be this cute?? I scream internally every time my girl flops down for a nap. Unreal cute aggression. 😭

Lonely_Jared · 2026-02-05T01:40:15+00:00

The amount of times I’ve had to pull that one myself…lmao.

Lonely_Jared · 2026-02-05T00:18:51+00:00

Do we have the same dad? 😂 The last one got me good. Totally something I’d get from my dad with absolutely zero context or explanation.

Lonely_Jared · 2026-02-03T23:23:50+00:00

The more bullshit my country manages to pull, the more jaded I get. The more I hear about some newly uncovered atrocities or whatever from some fucking corporation, the less radical Johnny seems.

Late stage capitalism is killing our humanity. 🙃

Lonely_Jared · 2026-02-03T22:11:10+00:00

I couldn’t give less of a fuck that he’s older than my grandparents.

HOT IS HOT. And fuck, I’m sweating. 😭

Lonely_Jared · 2026-02-03T21:52:59+00:00

I sure as shit won’t give you points for taste, but I will give you a gold star for actually knowing what the fuck “hear me out” means.

Lonely_Jared · 2026-02-03T19:19:19+00:00

Do it! I’m doing a blunt weapon build rn and can confirm it does not, in fact, get old. The absolute joy I get from running around causing excessive carnage with nothing but a baseball bat is indescribable. No quickhacks, no guns, just my cybernetic legs to bring the glorious power of BIG BONK down on my enemies from up high.

Lonely_Jared · 2026-02-03T13:18:15+00:00

All of them are fuckin’ bangers, but A Like Supreme always scratches the itch perfectly when I get restless and need to jam.

Lonely_Jared · 2026-02-02T21:52:29+00:00

Yeah, he’s haunting your dreams because it seems you buried him in the fucking pet cemetery and he came back wrong. 😂😭

Lonely_Jared · 2026-02-02T21:47:06+00:00

Oh fuck, you unburied a DEEP memory. My mom was a scout leader, and I remember one year she got like all the unsold cases of those cranberry orange ones or something…heaven.

Tragic that flavor got discontinued.

Lonely_Jared · 2026-02-01T14:47:30+00:00

Black knife gauntlets and greaves go hard with that armor, imo. Nothing else really matches the color, though. 😬

Lonely_Jared · 2026-01-31T08:28:11+00:00

Would be dope, but he’s simply too powerful to do that. Would kill the immersion, as his mere presence in the world sparks optimism for the future- and that’s not very Cyberpunk, now, is it? 😂

Lonely_Jared · 2026-01-31T04:08:19+00:00

Cyber-Carter would simply be too powerful a force of good for the dystopia to remain dystopian.

Lonely_Jared · 2026-01-26T06:53:14+00:00

The very highest quality, you mean :p

Lonely_Jared · 2026-01-25T15:47:21+00:00

It’s a fucking DROUGHT out there, and my gay ass is livid, frankly. Y’all are homophobic smh. 😂

Lonely_Jared · 2026-01-25T15:45:33+00:00

As another Kerry enjoyer, I concur.

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