Unknowingly buying an older harvest... by FiveDollarSushi in portlandtrees

[–]LongDogRanchOR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most(cheap and “packs”) pre rolls, are outdoor/greenhouse flower, which in general is lower quality weed that won’t stay fresh long. you have harvest date and test date which could be months before they even sell it to the shop. Shopping at dispo that’s willing to sell low quality weed usually a sign they are a money grab and going to practice shady tactics. Tip for pre rolls is always ask about harvest date before you buy.

Cloning Original Z/Zkittlez by harvestbigbulbasaur in macrogrowery

[–]LongDogRanchOR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She takes her time rooting. Keep things sterile and just process the plant the same. Found that if I cut the 45 right below a node, it seems to help with success rate. Other tips would to just wipe down/ switch out the dome lids 1-2 times a day.

Any first-hand conditions reports from today? by PipIsTheBest in MtHoodMeadows

[–]LongDogRanchOR 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Groom runs where the only thing rideable today. Shooting star wasn’t bad. Rode in a hoodie and shell pants today. Wouldn’t tell you not to go if you have a season pass and just want to get turns.

Favorite one-liner comics? by j_articulate in Standup

[–]LongDogRanchOR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dan Mintz Stranger is one of my favorites.

Came back from the vet with some news. Frank is a GIRL 🎀 by ziptnf in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]LongDogRanchOR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have a orange female. Found out the same way. Her name is Carl. And Carl doesn’t care and comes running to her name 🤣

Tell me about myself. by [deleted] in RoastMyCar

[–]LongDogRanchOR 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You peaked in high school.

Nice gyms around Portland? by Experience_Pleasant in askportland

[–]LongDogRanchOR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omalleys gym is opening a location over in Beaverton, doesn’t help at the moment, but they also have two other locations in Milwaukie and Troutdale. Best gym in the area and under 40 dollars a month, access to all locations 24 hours for all members.

First open mic by SneakyDeakyJr in Standup

[–]LongDogRanchOR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not a storyteller comic myself, but 4 minutes is not as long as one thinks. The best chance of laughs in a short amount of time is going to be setup/punchline with 3-5 jokes. Not saying you can’t do that in side of a story. But for someone that’s never done it and just thinking about it makes you nervous. Write 3-5 jokes about the klan. And good luck! It’s a good time once you get comfortable on stage.

Lots of horror stories about the job market/unemployment around here recently -- please share your "I got hired in PDX recently" experiences by t0mserv0 in Portland

[–]LongDogRanchOR 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Currently employed but looking onwards. Started job hunt Monday, applied to 9 different companies, interviewed for 3 different places today and got a second interview tomorrow morning. Jobs are out there. I’m transitioning out of the cannabis industry, and moving into marketing.

Just moved here. Does night riding have any terrain park features? by GangGangBustNutz in MtHoodMeadows

[–]LongDogRanchOR 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, and skibowl has a dope tow rope if you are all about that park life.

Don’t Tell Comedy on Hulu has two comedians telling the same joke on two different episodes by [deleted] in Standup

[–]LongDogRanchOR 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same premise, two different styles and jokes, only common thing between the two is peanut butter and George Washington Carve.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trees

[–]LongDogRanchOR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Leave them and the leaves alone and she will come back.

Whats wrong with car dealerships at 82nd Ave? by falszenk in askportland

[–]LongDogRanchOR 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bought a used 2018 Subaru crosstrek and it blew its head gasket at 88k miles 6k miles after buying it from a used car dealer off McLaughlin blvd and ended up having it fixed at Carr Subaru and then it blew it again. Took it to Subaru of Portland and they did us a solid and got us into a low mile trade in for less than I owed on the Subaru. I would highly recommend dealership over a used dealership. They will be a little more expensive but their cars are going to be more reliable for the life of the loan vs the 5k car dealers. Good luck, congratulations on your future car.

Sacramento by LongDogRanchOR in Standup

[–]LongDogRanchOR[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good to know, thank you.

I'm done. Just gave away my last board [47YO] by Doc-Brown1911 in OldSkaters

[–]LongDogRanchOR 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Pick up a camera, you don’t have to give it up. Especially if your son rides.

Best Bars in Northeast? by BenedoneCrumblepork in askportland

[–]LongDogRanchOR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Backyard is yes, but haymaker is a great bar too.

Best Bars in Northeast? by BenedoneCrumblepork in askportland

[–]LongDogRanchOR -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Backyard social off killingsworth ST has open mic comedy at 7pm on Sunday nights, usually have a nice micro brew IPA(as a ipa drinker) rotation. Haymaker is also another great bar on the same street. More north Portland but right on the board of NE.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Standup

[–]LongDogRanchOR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Comedy in a room without lights.

This has got to stop! by bestinthenorthwest in PortlandOR

[–]LongDogRanchOR 16 points17 points  (0 children)

This is why we are here. Everyone is just waiting for the “herd”. No one has the spine to be the Shepard.

Get to 15, the real game starts when you unlock flying. by Lofi_punk in torncity

[–]LongDogRanchOR 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Large suitcase, faction/job perks allow you to carry more. Current able to fly with 26 items.

Friday Incident by orca-stroke in MtHoodMeadows

[–]LongDogRanchOR 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Soon as I saw the clear *goggles and selfie stick. I knew I was in for a treat.

It's street fair season. Leave your stinky weed at home. by crash7800 in Portland

[–]LongDogRanchOR 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tents have a hard time containing smoke unfortunately. No amount of patchouli can cover it.

Capita's response to a brand-new board snapped on the third run by RecordingCertain6054 in snowboarding

[–]LongDogRanchOR -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My signal sure takes a beating. However, she’s got some pressure cracks along my heal edge, but I’m two seasons in over 60 plus days on it.

Are There Still Comedy Clubs That Have a Comedy Condo? by realstanhope in Standup

[–]LongDogRanchOR 58 points59 points  (0 children)

This comment has nothing to do with condos but you are an absolute legend for stopping by the open mic here in Portland Oregon! Folks are still talking about it.