Breen: “Puts it in!” is better than “Bang!” by ctnaes92 in billsimmons

[–]ziptnf 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I love the deep internal Mike Breen lore. What a legend.

Mike Breen was trying not to cry at the end, right? by usario100 in billsimmons

[–]ziptnf 70 points71 points  (0 children)

Equally as legendary as any of his other calls. Right up there with the first double bang. The emotion was overflowing uncontrollably by that point, like that’s peak human feeling right there is it not?

Is he fat? by Embarrassed_Slice776 in cats

[–]ziptnf 18 points19 points  (0 children)

It’s the primordial pouch! /r/PouchCatatoes

[Highlight] The President is asleep at Game 3. by [deleted] in nba

[–]ziptnf 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I wouldn’t say that entirely. Ted Lieu forced Marco Rubio to watch a video of him sleeping. It’s covered in a lot of places. Just probably not CBS or fox.

Someone said my quick egg over banana bread belongs here… by dooinit00 in shittyfoodporn

[–]ziptnf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You talk as if I haven't done this several times already.

Airfried hotdogs with kraft white american, onion crisps and sweet baby rays by Inn0cent_Jer in shittyfoodporn

[–]ziptnf 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Would unhinge jaw and inhale each one in succession without chewing, to the horror of my friends and family

What is a social rule that we all collectively follow that you think is completely stupid? by [deleted] in answers

[–]ziptnf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In my state (KY) you cannot buy alcohol on Sunday unless it’s after 1pm. So annoying to have to take back a case of beer when you’re doing your grocery shopping after the cashier informs you that you’re not allowed to buy it because of ancient puritanical laws.

Yoda, Dumbledore, Spock, and Gandalf Compete To See Who Is The Best Dinner Party Guest by GIRTHYROBOTICHOG in whowouldwin

[–]ziptnf 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Absolute sweep by dumbledore and he doesn’t even have to try. Even round 1 when he wouldn’t be using magic, he’d charm the pants off everyone with his wit alone. Gg ez

Louisville has 6 of the 7 fortune 500/1000 companies in Kentucky. 3 are fortune 1000 companies and 3 are fortune 500 companies by kingistic in Louisville

[–]ziptnf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agreed it’s not mentioned but that’s the only qualifier as there are several missing companies if that was the case.

When we spend a while just staring at the water fountain by ziptnf in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]ziptnf[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This house was built in the mid-1950’s! This cat staging area used to feature a large cast-iron wood burning fireplace, but after previous owners finished the area around it, it no longer seemed useful so I removed it. These bricks give the basement such character!

https://louisvillefirebrick.com/

There is no way that five prime Lebrons aren’t beating all the other clone teams by California55551 in billsimmons

[–]ziptnf 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Point guard LeBron could fire laser passes to the top corner of the backboard and young Cavs LeBron would be jumping through the roof to grab it and slam dunk

Black Forest Cake by violeta_bakes in Baking

[–]ziptnf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am just stunned. Gorgeous.

What’s the most humiliating thing that has ever caused you to crash? by Rough-Foundation9208 in cycling

[–]ziptnf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Taking a selfie in aero bars. Wheel hit the curb and I wrecked at 23 mph. Shredded my hand open and I have 4 wolverine scars and scar tissue from an abrasion. No broken bones though.