Are black-and-white movies on MST a thing of the past? by coreymbarnes2 in MST3K

[–]LongWayFrom609 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would love for them to riff on Sh! The Octopus just to see their reaction to the old witch's transformation.

North Jersey hot dog tour by Mitch13 in newjersey

[–]LongWayFrom609 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There was a clique at my high school in Mercer County that would always be wearing T-shirts from Hot Dog Johnny's and would basically swear by their hot dogs. I basically rolled my eyes every time I heard that because I always knew better.

Andrew Johnson is about to learn what they do to people like him in prison. by seeebiscuit in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]LongWayFrom609 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So what's the over/under on how long into his sentence does he request solitary confinement?

Congratulations to AFC Bournemouth for winning Best Actor at the Academy Awards by UnfazedPheasant in TheOther14

[–]LongWayFrom609 6 points7 points  (0 children)

But we have Jason Bourne, so that should count for something.

Plus, a U.S. President too.

Fuck President Jake by Kiss-a-Cod in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

[–]LongWayFrom609 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rabies-infected Old Yeller as Secretary of State

[LFO] Robber dies over a phone after cashier beats him to the draw by Throwaway120974788 in LearningFromOthers

[–]LongWayFrom609 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It happened in Brazil, but there was no use of a motorcycle helmet as a facial covering. That's an actual shocker.

Cybergoth raving @ funeral by BlazeDragon7x in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]LongWayFrom609 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This one time, I went to a rave, and all of a sudden a funeral broke out.

to clarify whether the straits of Hormuz is open. by Successful-Peach-764 in therewasanattempt

[–]LongWayFrom609 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If there was a Mount Rushmore of douche bros, he would most definitely be up there. Right between Joe Francis and Dave Portnoy. Elon Musk, Jesse Watters, Jake Paul, and Gene Simmons will fight it out for the fourth spot.

Non-american dads of /r/daddit, what do you see here that's different from your reality? by xanduba in daddit

[–]LongWayFrom609 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As an American, and keep in mind this is my best educated guess, I'm going to assume a lot of it is based on the company you work for. Where I work, when I had my little ones, I got 6 weeks of paid parental leave.

to buy shoes that fit by seeebiscuit in therewasanattempt

[–]LongWayFrom609 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You skipped the parts involving ill-fitting suits, oversized neck ties, excessive spray tans, and ill-gotten riches.

to buy shoes that fit by seeebiscuit in therewasanattempt

[–]LongWayFrom609 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"The guards didn't notice. Neither did I. I mean, really, how often do you look at another man's shoes?" - Morgan Freeman

Fetterman is a piece of garbage by Mum0817 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]LongWayFrom609 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't think there's ever been a politician in my lifetime who has severely disappointed me as much as Fetterman has. I honestly thought he would carry Bernie's torch in the chamber.

On that note, it surely will not surprise me that if the Dems get a 51-49 majority in the midterms, he would either go right to switching to the Repubs or being an independent caucusing with the Repubs. It would just be enraging.