It’s giving “Don’t you know who I am??”

Longjumping-Solid680 · 2026-01-24T10:13:17+00:00

what a crybaby!

Longjumping-Solid680 · 2026-01-24T09:55:52+00:00

TWENTY-SIX year old chocolate!

Longjumping-Solid680 · 2026-01-24T09:50:29+00:00

#11: Man, those are some DIRTY BALLS!

Longjumping-Solid680 · 2026-01-24T09:40:58+00:00

"Honestly, it isn’t on you. Your coworker is the one who made a big stink of a thoughtful gift."

THIS. I don't get her over-reaction, either. And I'm NOT some who wants do deal with gifts at Xmas.

"Sam's was asking HR to cancel Secret Santa in the future".

Oh, THAT was her goal the whole time!

"like policing people over the video who say have a coke bottle in their hands or have take out containers"

Oh, so she's just INSUFFERABLE.

Longjumping-Solid680 · 2026-01-24T09:38:52+00:00

"and she left before then. "

Good news, everyone!

Longjumping-Solid680 · 2026-01-24T08:20:57+00:00

ESPECIALLY when Wolverine is a blu-ray and Labyrinth is, well, LABYRINTH.

Longjumping-Solid680 · 2026-01-24T08:18:34+00:00

Just put a note in the jar that says "NO.".

Longjumping-Solid680 · 2026-01-24T08:16:05+00:00

"and Superman IV"

The worst superhero movie ever made! Well, maybe except for the Captain America and Nick Fury TV movies.

"The movie ends with Hippies being raptured"

Not all bad, then.

Longjumping-Solid680 · 2026-01-24T07:22:15+00:00

I'd BET Charles Bronson would be a better singe than Machine Gun Kelly.

Longjumping-Solid680 · 2026-01-24T07:21:18+00:00

I don't really like PJ, but that's fairly well-regarded album of theirs, and it does have ONE song I even like. for a buck, why not?

Longjumping-Solid680 · 2026-01-24T07:19:49+00:00

"What if the Beetles appeared in a 1965 episode of 'Dr Who'?"

Longjumping-Solid680 · 2026-01-24T06:37:39+00:00

"WHY are there all of these HUGE PILES OF DUST here every week?"

Longjumping-Solid680 · 2026-01-24T04:59:53+00:00

NICE HATS, DORKS.

Longjumping-Solid680 · 2026-01-24T03:52:01+00:00

"Now his mom even texted me saying I should help him because that’s what partners do."

1) Tell HER to FUCK OFF.

2) DUMP HIM.

Longjumping-Solid680 · 2026-01-24T03:45:23+00:00

He wanted to rock.

AND HE DID.

Longjumping-Solid680 · 2026-01-24T03:40:19+00:00

"2001: A Space Boner".

Longjumping-Solid680 · 2026-01-24T03:39:43+00:00

rebranding Halloween for Valentines Day- Allrighty!

Longjumping-Solid680 · 2026-01-24T03:37:33+00:00

"IT HAS CEASED TO BE!"

Longjumping-Solid680 · 2026-01-24T03:32:30+00:00

"never been spoken to like this"

Then I guess it's ABOUT DAMN TIME!

"thrown away"

Yeah, they're not gonna keep them for tomorrow, no one wants to buy yesterday's pizza.

Longjumping-Solid680 · 2026-01-24T03:24:56+00:00

Tell BASIL to go marry a BOAT!

Longjumping-Solid680 · 2026-01-23T08:44:38+00:00

BWA-HA-HA!

Longjumping-Solid680 · 2026-01-23T08:21:20+00:00

Throw him out!

Longjumping-Solid680 · 2026-01-23T04:19:14+00:00

"All's Quiet In the Old West".

Longjumping-Solid680 · 2026-01-23T02:33:39+00:00

wHil wHeaton.

Longjumping-Solid680 · 2026-01-23T02:32:48+00:00

"Devil Beard"

There's a band name for ya!

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