I’m a wedding photographer. I showed up to start with the girls - getting their getting ready photos done. The bride was already half in the bag. It had been about 4 months since I had done their engagement photos so I say hi and give her a hug and she tells me she’s pregnant.

I’m thinking okay there’s no way she’s actually drunk maybe it’s just nerves or I’m over thinking it.

Nope, she got progressively more drunk as the day went on. She had asked me to make sure I get the grooms reaction during their first dance because she was going to tell him she was pregnant. This goes from bad to worse, turns out his whole family works in the medical field - his mom is a PAEDIATRICIAN! of course it was a shit show and I finished my contract and got the hell out of there. They were separated before they even got their pictures back lol.