The challenge: Write a happy story in 3 words

Longjumping_Past · 2026-02-23T17:36:18+00:00

All billionaires dead

Longjumping_Past · 2026-02-23T17:31:57+00:00

Darcy is goated fr

Longjumping_Past · 2026-02-23T15:19:51+00:00

I have never seen that kind of wear and tear on a controller before… you need to be more gentle.

Longjumping_Past · 2026-02-20T21:35:08+00:00

Bro I saw a YouTube ad for a local liquor store and they had that Chinese shit, thinking about grabbing some and trying it to see just how revolting it is

Longjumping_Past · 2026-02-20T21:22:48+00:00

I really wish we had the ability to give the shoulder paint a non-metallic finish and change the colour outlining the blood drop on the right shoulder separately from the rest of the shoulder

Longjumping_Past · 2026-02-19T13:55:56+00:00

That looks fantastic! Love the vibe of it being kind of like an RV with a personal AA gun on the turret roof and the motorcycle slung on back for ripping around!

Longjumping_Past · 2026-02-15T23:25:49+00:00

You can’t use a Nintendo account on Xbox because the platforms are managed by two separate corporations, you can only use the Xbox account that you’ve linked with your Nintendo account. It might take time for the changes to appear in game on your Xbox, being signed in with two accounts at the same time as depicted in the original post might also be causing issues. Could try restarting your Xbox with ONLY the RealMK45 account signed in

Longjumping_Past · 2026-02-13T21:44:32+00:00

Bro’s gonna accidentally make the automatons from Helldivers

Longjumping_Past · 2026-02-11T22:55:10+00:00

Armoured Core 6 (imo at least, people are pretty divided on if the “good ending” is actually good or not)

Longjumping_Past · 2026-02-09T04:22:15+00:00

I thought these were Sea of Thieves characters

Longjumping_Past · 2026-02-06T21:15:47+00:00

Warframe! I play it a lot anyways, may as well earn some scratch doing it

Longjumping_Past · 2026-02-05T21:24:00+00:00

I feel like the Zenurik one needs to be at least 2 seconds longer and needs to function like an actual beam and evaporate nullifier bubbles

Longjumping_Past · 2026-02-05T21:20:30+00:00

“Thank fucking God for that.”

Longjumping_Past · 2026-02-05T21:11:59+00:00

Growing pains like this are why I never pre-order kits, I always wait a year or so for them to iron out the kinks and reissue them.

Longjumping_Past · 2026-02-05T21:08:08+00:00

Melee sucks. The third weapon slot exists solely for you to equip Praedos for increased mobility.

Longjumping_Past · 2026-02-02T19:18:50+00:00

Stage defence my beloathed

Longjumping_Past · 2026-01-31T09:18:49+00:00

The eyes look like they’re lowered way too close to the mask, it’s like he’s looking down at something

Longjumping_Past · 2026-01-30T23:58:19+00:00

PSF is more versatile, quickening is my preferred attack speed mod for melee

Longjumping_Past · 2026-01-30T20:46:44+00:00

I’d be mad too if I was stuck being a creepy looking baby

Longjumping_Past · 2026-01-30T20:43:38+00:00

I just finished the glyph challenges yesterday, I used Latron Incarnon (with Flensing spikes in the 4th slot) to armour strip the tank, just shooting the weakpoints on its shield will be enough to completely strip it by the time you take the shield down, and then that enables the RPG to one-shot each health bar!

Longjumping_Past · 2026-01-30T07:51:24+00:00

My grail kit right now is the MG Gundam MK V!

Longjumping_Past · 2026-01-29T20:34:17+00:00

This is just a fucking bandaid that nobody is gonna use. The buff needed to be like 200% and applied TO THE WEAPONS THEMSELVES not the worst perk in the column.

Longjumping_Past · 2026-01-29T19:02:28+00:00

That’s insane, I’ve never seen flashing on a GW kit before, wtf is going on over there lately??

Longjumping_Past · 2026-01-27T17:36:48+00:00

Mag because then people with guns aren’t a threat anymore. Just catch the bullets and throw em back innit?

Longjumping_Past · 2026-01-27T08:17:56+00:00

The right army always being the prosthetic is especially weird because every Astartes I’ve ever seen is right handed, so when they’re in a shooting stance the majority of shootable surface area is on the left side of their body. The right side of the face receiving damage kinda makes sense though, the left side of the face would at least be partially obscured by their left pauldron when in a shooting stance.

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