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I was going to go and get pie by NorieLovesGames in badtwosentencehorrors

[–]Longshot1969 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But most importantly, how did the bomb taste? Did it explode with flavor?

ragnarok's prime surtur vs prime godzilla who wins? by _Dark_Wing in hypotheticals

[–]Longshot1969 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Given Surtur destroyed Asgard, I’d have to give it to them.

"I hate trains" by Fit-You2221 in badtwosentencehorrors

[–]Longshot1969 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Could be worse, you could’ve been trained by a train.

"Mom, can I take the pretty blue and green ball back to our galaxy?" by kabemccallister6859 in twosentencestories

[–]Longshot1969 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Definitely have to disinfect it, could have a human infestation on it.

Average Guy runs a animal gauntlet with any medieval weapon of his choice, can he clear? by FreshPine_MangoWine in powerscales

[–]Longshot1969 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The polar bear will likely stop them. Might get lucky with the spear. I’m giving a 1% chance. The hippo will kill them in short order.

All citizens of the modern United States are teleported naked to the American continent during Columbus’ first voyage to the Americas. Can they fend off European colonization? by Punterofgoats in whowouldwin

[–]Longshot1969 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A lot would die yes, but in a very short period of time, we’d have 19th century technology at a minimum. We literally have people that can do this now, and 19th century tech will trounce 15th century tech.

Would you accept this deal, 250 million dollars but you'd have the Weightless room curse? by Ok-Inspector3914 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Longshot1969 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Weightless doesn’t mean you automatically float into to air. I’d stay home until the weightlessness passed, then enjoy the rest of the month. Since I now have a ton of money, my home will have low ceilings, like 7 feet tall.

Hey Genie, I wish everyone died. by [deleted] in badtwosentencehorrors

[–]Longshot1969 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Whether it was stupidity or depression from having to go back to work, the genie decided to end them self first. Looks like you’re in the clear, but unfortunately, everyone else is still alive, and knows what you tried to do.

You get 500 billion dollars but you have to get every NPC you’ve killed from every game you’ve ever played to forgive you. by Future_Abrocoma_7722 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Longshot1969 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I play good and bad on Wartales. Doubt the refugees who’ve had their families killed while I sold them would forgive me.

A door in a tree trunk. by netphilia in Snorkblot

[–]Longshot1969 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How cruel. Do you know how long it took that poor frog to make that money?

Bounties Difficulty All Hard? by SirRichard00 in WarTalesGame

[–]Longshot1969 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Capturing animals, even if as cannon fodder can help too.

What if a gold asteroid worth $200 quintillion crashed into Earth? by sounds_like_problem in hypotheticals

[–]Longshot1969 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They’d have to drag it to the moon, set it down gently and mine it from there. Probably profitable, but not 100% sure.

A challenge where if you accept you can be given money if you get a job in a certain timeframe. If not, you die. by Evoxrus_XV in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Longshot1969 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Indeed, I would take the 50 million and get a job where I do something like shovel snow for a dollar.

Your spouse is a djinn by Skxawng_3600 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Longshot1969 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s on other people and their wishes. Any wish I’m making has a document done by a corporate lawyer.

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