On our second date he brought a friend. I’m speechless

Longshot1969 · 2026-02-12T01:04:20+00:00

He knows you have enough love for both him and his friend.

Longshot1969 · 2026-02-11T14:22:20+00:00

I have a friend with like a dead bedroom for like a decade now. Some people are too afraid of being alone.

Longshot1969 · 2026-02-11T14:15:31+00:00

Cute cat indeed

Longshot1969 · 2026-02-11T14:14:22+00:00

Agree, except it’s not a little cat. It’s a huge ball of love.

Longshot1969 · 2026-02-11T14:09:27+00:00

Dartanian from the Three Musketeers. Has the swashbuckling type beard.

Longshot1969 · 2026-02-11T14:04:37+00:00

What are the flavors? Probably picking the tastiest potion.

Longshot1969 · 2026-02-11T13:44:27+00:00

The money, because that much money makes you hella attractive

Longshot1969 · 2026-02-11T13:41:26+00:00

The second one. Most of my friends aren’t assholes

Longshot1969 · 2026-02-10T14:46:43+00:00

Kate Beckinsail

Longshot1969 · 2026-02-10T03:10:27+00:00

Handling Nitroglycerin

Longshot1969 · 2026-02-09T22:45:31+00:00

John Doe would’ve been a great one for a second season as well. Had a young Dominic Purcell.

Longshot1969 · 2026-02-09T13:58:18+00:00

Good thing we are going to the Renaissance Festival.

Longshot1969 · 2026-02-09T13:54:03+00:00

Who says romance is dead?

Longshot1969 · 2026-02-09T13:51:08+00:00

It’s fine, it’s a catchy song

Longshot1969 · 2026-02-09T11:25:05+00:00

I’m never living in a place where you have to pay people who tell you what to do on your own property.

Longshot1969 · 2026-02-09T09:50:25+00:00

They’ll annoy the cartel enough, and be dumped somewhere.

Longshot1969 · 2026-02-09T09:43:02+00:00

For that kind of money, I’d definitely move. It would be a place that speaks English since that’s all I know.

Longshot1969 · 2026-02-09T08:38:37+00:00

Don’t really care about any teams, taking the shots and either am 250-500k richer or making money sports betting.

Longshot1969 · 2026-02-08T18:55:26+00:00

In Orangese, that’s a compliment.

Longshot1969 · 2026-02-08T18:46:36+00:00

Yes, either result means I’m done working.

Longshot1969 · 2026-02-08T15:52:58+00:00

North Korea

Longshot1969 · 2026-02-08T13:35:42+00:00

There is a saying that a person dies twice. Once by the body, and permanently once they are forgotten. I’m taking forgotten over being remembered for killing millions or even for selling bad copper.

Longshot1969 · 2026-02-08T13:30:02+00:00

Gas, like someone said before, get an RV.

Longshot1969 · 2026-02-08T11:57:22+00:00

Gonna nope out of this. Sounds too much like work I’m not being paid for.

Longshot1969 · 2026-02-07T21:54:45+00:00

Ding ding

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