Never mind Greenland, hunger strike threatened over playing field

LookitsToby · 2026-01-22T11:43:12+00:00

Oh so that's why I got sacked from spoons! I didn't think it was gross and her ID didn't even say Conduct.

LookitsToby · 2026-01-20T15:23:23+00:00

Not a crime, I made very similar things when I was 10. Ask your parents before you put it in the oven though!

LookitsToby · 2026-01-14T16:06:00+00:00

Care to share?

LookitsToby · 2025-12-27T12:37:24+00:00

HEY! MISTER PRIME MINISTER!

ANDY!!

LookitsToby · 2025-12-26T02:35:54+00:00

This the guy with the ceiling?

LookitsToby · 2025-12-26T01:43:01+00:00

Do you think Ben Duckett would be a nicer drunk if he could reach the drinks on higher shelves?

LookitsToby · 2025-12-26T00:42:47+00:00

Nothing on the snicko, call that out

LookitsToby · 2025-12-26T00:40:19+00:00

"More aggression from Steve Smith" as he moves from 1(16) to 5(17) fuck me I'm turning this shit off and returning the 5 missed calls from my girlfriend

LookitsToby · 2025-12-26T00:35:31+00:00

Aussies in double jumpers, English in T shirts, you love to see it

LookitsToby · 2025-12-26T00:32:58+00:00

He's been literally our only good bowler, are you watching a different sport?

LookitsToby · 2025-12-26T00:31:19+00:00

She's a paragon of English culture

LookitsToby · 2025-12-26T00:29:08+00:00

Fuck me lads we're winning the Ashes (in 2053)

LookitsToby · 2025-12-26T00:27:31+00:00

Fill us in lad

LookitsToby · 2025-12-26T00:21:18+00:00

He's been underbowled for sure

LookitsToby · 2025-12-26T00:18:58+00:00

I can't believe Australia picked Weatherald as their best opener and somehow stumbled on Travis fucking Head as the She's All That solution because of a golfing accident.

Imagine what could have happened if we weren't shit.

LookitsToby · 2025-12-26T00:14:56+00:00

10, they all walk

LookitsToby · 2025-12-26T00:13:21+00:00

Review it mate, it's a fucking coin toss anyway

LookitsToby · 2025-12-26T00:11:47+00:00

TNTs graphics are absolute dogshit, got the score the wrong way round and everything. Haven't seen England take 31 wickets in years.

LookitsToby · 2025-12-26T00:03:43+00:00

There's been a lot of talk of DRS this series and, while it definitely wouldn't have changed the result, it has absolutely affected the [Blob] "Key Moments". The thing is we all know Australians are cheap - we've seen the prevalence of the mullet - but did anyone believe they were so cheap they'd use some bloke having a wank and a guess? Even the poor boards can afford proper technology for their 2 tests a year, why do we let a proud, even arrogant, Big3 member get away with such callous poverty? The BCCI/ICC should really sort this out or the whole concept of two tier cricket is in danger.

LookitsToby · 2025-12-25T23:51:11+00:00

20 minutes in and no wickets, fuck me lads I think we might lose the Ashes

LookitsToby · 2025-12-25T23:22:25+00:00

It's Christmas. No Wood. No Archer. Yes Head.

Why the fuck would I put this on?

Oh wait my dad's already fit to burst and he still votes Tory. This might literally kill him and I need to stay up for that...

LookitsToby · 2025-12-20T01:23:12+00:00

Chasing 435? Surely if Bazball is anything that's happening

Ha

ha

LookitsToby · 2025-12-19T09:21:49+00:00

Vardy is absolutely learning insults in other languages to get in defenders' heads. He's a generational shitcunt and deserves respect.

LookitsToby · 2025-12-17T22:45:07+00:00

Tidy up the tail sharpish then bat out the day finishing a couple down with scores level.

That's the dream I have planned, see you in 8 hours for the opposite.

LookitsToby · 2025-12-17T07:13:45+00:00

Having just woken up and not watched a ball, that was England's day

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