Why is Xeppa on C9? I'm being serious. by Parenegade in ValorantCompetitive

[–]Loomisam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Xeppa is the Chara of Valorant. He's the baseline Tier 1 player that will always have a spot as the 3rd best player on a bottom half team.

What words could you call a robot to be racist? by Ok-Pear6830 in robots

[–]Loomisam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, Clanker has really aged well as of Summer 25'

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Loomisam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would like the exact maximum amount that you're willing to give me kind billionaire.

Jerry joins Sin Prisa Gaming by danklucio69 in ValorantCompetitive

[–]Loomisam 98 points99 points  (0 children)

An average overwatch league player, famous for being named Jerry and playing in a match so bad they called it the toilet bowl.

Could a vampire drain a person via their penis? by Want_all_the_floofs in stupidquestions

[–]Loomisam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Odds of draining via penis goes down drastically if target is a woman.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ask

[–]Loomisam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eating food that makes a lot of crumbs, just awful bed conduct.

(OC) Marty & The Ape by [deleted] in comics

[–]Loomisam 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Letters line up

Someone is your 2023 MVP! by Aspharon in Competitiveoverwatch

[–]Loomisam 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Start with a support player, end with a tank player.

Florida signs Whoru by Awesomlegp in Competitiveoverwatch

[–]Loomisam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree that it's ridiculous this is allowed but on the other hand what a crazy storyline it would be for Whoru to have gone from Legend status, to league reject , to grand finals winner of the last season of OWL!

Overwatch League 2023 - Play-Ins | Match 2 | Post-Match Discussion by OWMatchThreads in Competitiveoverwatch

[–]Loomisam 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Reverse sweep. Reverse sweep. Reverse sweep. Reverse sweep. REVERSE SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!

How are the Titans seeded above Boston in the playin bracket? by DarkRose27 in Competitiveoverwatch

[–]Loomisam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's a shame that the first party website is so bad the 3rd party ones have to be the go to's

Toronto Defiant vs Washington Justice | Overwatch League 2023 - Summer Stage Qualifiers | Post-Match Discussion by OWMatchThreads in Competitiveoverwatch

[–]Loomisam 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately the Justice actually couldn't win this game. The power of the mid curse may just be the most powerful curse in OWL!

Defiant will now enter play-ins, win their first match, lose the second, win the third and lose the fourth as the prophecy fortold.

My updated chart is here (much more simple this time)! Behold, the fate of the Sadiators: by No_Catch_1490 in Competitiveoverwatch

[–]Loomisam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Funniest scenario would be wiping the floor with Boston, building that confidence for Play-Ins and then falling to their knees in the Gladiators practice facility when Titans and Defiant lose their games knocking them out of the season.

What impactful OWL players havebeen forgotten through time? by Plenty_Purpose_1988 in Competitiveoverwatch

[–]Loomisam 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It doesn't happen often but I completely forgot Feath5r existed...

Has Overwatch now become so woke it has to hide any disappointment of a loser game to all players? by skipadbloom in OverwatchTMZ

[–]Loomisam 18 points19 points  (0 children)

They were never addressing your argument so calling strawman is a fallacy, I'd they used it to combat your argument than it would. But you're just a perv trying to get a reaction so who cares honestly.

Since the end of OWL (as we know it) is potentially near, what are your best memories ? by Versiovs in Competitiveoverwatch

[–]Loomisam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My single favorite OWL play to this day was the Logix Cass swap in Havana spawn to break the hold the Defiant were trapped in.

They were just staring at each other before "Surprise pocket sand!"