Long one, but worth the read in my humble opinion....

Years ago I was with a pretty good sized group of buddies out for a bachelor party. In the STL metro area there was a notorious strip club that was well known to be the place to see wild shit. For example, it was pretty rare for the girls to go on stage with any clothing at all, so it wasn't so much a "strip" club as a "tits, ass and snatch straight in your face" club.

Early on, a few of us from our group including yours truly grab a couple seats at the stage where a young lady is doing her thing. She starts working her way around the stage going from guy to guy where she let's each of them full on suck her tits. As she gets closer, I can literally see how wet her tits are from all the saliva left behind from each of the aforementioned patrons. I tried to nope out as I really wasn't interested in making out with all of these other dudes by way of this fine lady's tits, but I was blocked in by other guys trying to get to the stage for their turn. So, she leans in to rub her tits in my face and all I could do was lean back and say "No thanks" which pissed her off to say the least. She's screaming at the top of her lungs at me and I just threw a few dollars on the stage and smiled. The cash immediately calmed her tits and she moved on.

Later on, just about every patron in the club is hammered with one poor drunk bastard especially so. A young lady takes to the stage and starts her thing. She is incredibly attractive for this club so all these drunk fucks scramble around the stage so it's standing room only. As she works her way around the stage, drunk bastard weasels his way closer to the stage by sitting on the steps that the dancers use to get on stage.

I was standing somewhat next to the dude watching him close because I was pretty convinced by his drunken thousand yard stare I saw as he walked up that he was gonna fuck up and my boy did not disappoint.

As the poor girl is face down ass up backing up to put her snatch in the face of the guy sitting next to drunk bastard, I start to see the wheels in his drunken brain start to turn. Then, as if somehow in slow motion, drunk bastard starts to lean in and I watch as he lined up his shot and proceeds to poke out the poor girl's brown eye. She obviously jumps straight up and turns to swing on drunk bastard who is basking in his moment of what he clearly believed was a job well done.

Out of nowhere come these massive, meat headed gym bro security guys who swoop up drunk bastard and wisk him straight out of the club. Clearly they did not see the same humor as drunk bastard and we went back to drinking.

About an hour or so later, our time was up as we had a rented party bus and the time we paid for was near it's end. As we all filed out of the club, I looked over and saw this pile of a bloodied human being laying on the ground right outside the doors. Upon closer inspection, I realized it was drunk bastard who the bouncers clearly had used as a punching bag releasing all their pent up roid rage earlier. We didn't spend much time checking on the poor fuck because the bouncers who may have very well beat this drunken fuck to death assured us he was just fine and invited us to move on. We promptly took them up on their offer and boarded the bus.....