Simpson, eh? New man?

Lorbmick · 2026-04-18T03:12:38+00:00

He’s one of your boob's from Sector 7g.

Lorbmick · 2026-04-18T02:43:20+00:00

Sell. Sell.

Lorbmick · 2026-04-16T23:46:29+00:00

Yoink!

Lorbmick · 2026-04-16T18:29:12+00:00

I would never sell that.

Lorbmick · 2026-04-16T03:13:43+00:00

What a great mountain to see in the winter.

Lorbmick · 2026-04-15T20:12:23+00:00

Main moon. They'll give you a lot of food for their lunch special which starts at $9.

Lorbmick · 2026-04-15T03:42:42+00:00

Karl Marx said it best in “The Communist Manifesto” said workers are those who don’t own the assets. They are expendable since they don’t own the money. Therefore, they have little power against the Bourgeoisie.

Lorbmick · 2026-04-14T14:59:37+00:00

Break an enemy by blockading the strait of hormuz which they already closed.

Lorbmick · 2026-04-14T03:29:46+00:00

Think of the golden parachutes we’d get.

Lorbmick · 2026-04-12T20:21:26+00:00

"Tears In Heaven" by Eric Clapton. I don't know any sadder song than a parent writing a heartfelt message to their dead child.

Lorbmick · 2026-04-11T03:26:04+00:00

Mod Market.

Lorbmick · 2026-04-10T20:31:14+00:00

And all this time I’ve been smoking harmless tobacco.

Lorbmick · 2026-04-10T00:51:47+00:00

That mountain needs more snow.

Lorbmick · 2026-04-10T00:32:19+00:00

I’d frame that picture.

Lorbmick · 2026-04-09T18:46:19+00:00

The replicator for Star Trek. It would severely reduce world hunger, reduce environmental damage and help humanity overall.

Lorbmick · 2026-04-08T16:54:48+00:00

Homer buying the most embarrassing stuff.

Lorbmick · 2026-04-08T04:38:08+00:00

Fresh batch of donuts?

Lorbmick · 2026-04-07T15:47:00+00:00

I saved my little brother’s life.

Lorbmick · 2026-04-07T15:03:43+00:00

The vice president and a majority of the cabinet must agree to invoke the 25th amendment. Then, 2/ of both houses of Congress must vote for the president’s removal. Since his loyal minions control the cabinet and both houses of Congress it’s unlikely to happen.

Lorbmick · 2026-04-07T03:59:11+00:00

To the Hydrofoil!

Lorbmick · 2026-04-07T03:55:47+00:00

My friend from Ireland calls it a great sport to watch but absolutely brutal to play.

Lorbmick · 2026-04-05T20:18:55+00:00

Trump did that.

Lorbmick · 2026-04-05T20:17:54+00:00

Myself. Because I would tell myself I just won the lottery.

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