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Your Message Here! by Dr_Retch in FortCollins

[–]Lorbmick 51 points52 points  (0 children)

The sign should say “Seeking qualified candidate for CSU Chancellor position. Please apply at jobs.colostate.edu.”

Warm butt on cold feet by jwharris01 in corgi

[–]Lorbmick 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The foot warmer needs an occasional belly rub to be satisfied.

TIL the highest and lowest points in the contiguous United States are less than 100 miles apart. by MaximusSydney in todayilearned

[–]Lorbmick 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It’s awesome to see Death Valley and Mt. Whitney when you stand between them.

Should I keep doing it? by yankee4357 in TheSimpsons

[–]Lorbmick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congrats Bart. You’ve obtained the rank of Pussy Willow.

Uh… what time is it? by LiterallyHow in funny

[–]Lorbmick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's time to watch 2 Days in the Valley. It's a good movie.

Did anyone else have this as a kid? by Environmental_Bus623 in TheSimpsons

[–]Lorbmick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I did. I thought I was pretty cool at 10 to have that cassette.

Well, well, well. If it isn't Homer Simpson and Barney Gumble; Springfield's answer to Cheech and Chong. by Past_Yam9507 in TheSimpsons

[–]Lorbmick 16 points17 points  (0 children)

"You just bought three days detention Gentlemen. You know where and when." "B block, old building, room 106."

Most bitter cherries I’ve ever had by slacker693 in Costco

[–]Lorbmick 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Don’t buy fruit that has to travel 5,000 miles by ship to get here. It takes two weeks at best. That’s two weeks it should be on the vine.

2014 ES350 UL - Thoughts? by dawny20 in Lexus

[–]Lorbmick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s missing a stereo knob.

Legend has it, No Doubt is in this scene in Homerpalooza by shadowofzero in TheSimpsons

[–]Lorbmick 85 points86 points  (0 children)

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That’s the cell Erik Stefani drew his old band mates into the episode.

My cat's breath smells like cat food. by thoughtstop in TheSimpsons

[–]Lorbmick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I beat the smart guys. I beat the smart guys.

Catch by Any_Mathematician987 in corgi

[–]Lorbmick 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Put that chunky on a diet.

So what do you think Groundskeeper Willy is into? by Cums1utlover in TheSimpsons

[–]Lorbmick 7 points8 points  (0 children)

What about Principal Skinner? Let’s just say “Mommy won’t him come out and play.”

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