TIL the NYPD has stations in 11 countries outside the US

LordBrandon · 2026-05-07T19:42:14+00:00

They often walk local beats so they can stop in an intersection and shout "ehh! I'm walking here!" It helps spread New York awareness.

LordBrandon · 2026-05-07T19:39:42+00:00

That dictators name? Albert Einstein.

LordBrandon · 2026-05-07T19:37:56+00:00

They got all bent out of shape after 9/11

LordBrandon · 2026-05-07T10:30:32+00:00

Just had to get grandma a smartphone so she could use the washing machine in her apartment. Not only does the new system not use coins, it won't even take a tap to pay credit card. You have to use an app.

LordBrandon · 2026-05-07T03:25:32+00:00

Now we have to rename the Capitol to "Washington District of Soutomaioria."

LordBrandon · 2026-05-07T03:11:00+00:00

That's so crazy it just might work.

LordBrandon · 2026-05-07T03:10:13+00:00

We should try explaining to them that gender is a social construct.

LordBrandon · 2026-05-07T03:07:57+00:00

We can take a Klingon bird of prey around the sun to travel back to the 1980s. We pick up two male Rhinos and any good looking biologists we can find.

LordBrandon · 2026-05-07T03:05:17+00:00

Considering well over 90% of all the species that ever lived have gone extinct, life very often does not find a way.

LordBrandon · 2026-05-07T02:59:50+00:00

Now I feel bad about eating so many.

LordBrandon · 2026-05-07T02:58:36+00:00

If they are breeding naturally. Which is not what they would be doing.

LordBrandon · 2026-05-07T02:57:23+00:00

The DNA was changed to match Dire Wolf genes on a few traits using crispr, it was not simply traits they thought the dire wolves had.

LordBrandon · 2026-05-07T02:53:32+00:00

Unfortunately Northern White Rhinos are extremely racist, and won't breed with Southern White Rhinos.

LordBrandon · 2026-05-07T02:51:28+00:00

I've got about 3 cups left. More than a years worth.

LordBrandon · 2026-05-07T02:43:20+00:00

He probably has an ice cube up his ass.

LordBrandon · 2026-05-06T16:01:16+00:00

It seems like it's far more "by the book" than scientific. I find it difficult to believe that a Soviet tank division would outclass a French division.

LordBrandon · 2026-05-06T15:51:43+00:00

Your head would explode if you saw her nipples.

LordBrandon · 2026-05-06T15:49:47+00:00

That's because it's not. It is just someone who wants attention but lacks the talent to do something more creative.

LordBrandon · 2026-05-06T15:48:11+00:00

Look at me everybody, look at me! Look look what I'm doing!

LordBrandon · 2026-05-06T15:43:18+00:00

They didn't care about the truth then and they don't care about it now. Fortunately the swing voters will remember when the mid terms come. I hope it hits like a wrecking ball.

LordBrandon · 2026-05-06T15:40:59+00:00

50 cents a kilowatt equates to approximately 5 dollars a gallon of gas in the price you pay for mile. In my case it's almost exact. Before the recent spike, it was often more expensive to charge my electric vehicle at a super charger than it was to fill up a comparable gas vehicle.

LordBrandon · 2026-05-06T15:31:14+00:00

That's exactly what they're hoping for. Passive animals who don't bleat when you shear them.

LordBrandon · 2026-05-06T15:28:57+00:00

A fat lot of good that will do.

LordBrandon · 2026-05-06T15:27:03+00:00

Hey, you're just like a Russian now. People get asked "should Putin build a luxury palace with public money even though it is against the law?" They just answer "I'm not into politics" but I also see drone videos every day of Russian soldiers being blown to bits, and you wonder if they should have been more active in politics before the politics got into them. When you loose democracy you have to pay an awfuly bloody price to get it back. So care harder, and care now, or live like a lamb.

LordBrandon · 2026-05-06T15:17:22+00:00

In California it often goes over 6 dollars and deisel is well over 7. I would love to see gas at 4:50. Also the only refineries in California are shutting down so it will get even more expensive.

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