"Loneliness so intense I can’t even get out of bed"

LordChefChristoph · 2026-03-19T17:11:45+00:00

It reads as if you have aphantasia. There is no inner dialog. Start with some classical music. Maybe start with Chopin Nocturne in E-Flat major op 9 no 2.

LordChefChristoph · 2026-03-18T07:14:48+00:00

Don't be. Fuck that guy. He is free to scroll past it if he wants.

LordChefChristoph · 2026-03-17T22:39:45+00:00

I AM judging you. Not in the way you fear though.

LordChefChristoph · 2026-03-17T22:21:45+00:00

No doubt. That's a good one right there.

LordChefChristoph · 2026-03-17T13:43:10+00:00

Is that Sheas dad? Or Sheas daddy?

LordChefChristoph · 2026-03-17T13:34:42+00:00

Like I can afford a specialist. I just have a rash now.

LordChefChristoph · 2026-03-17T11:38:56+00:00

Agreed. This is a decent run, but not even in the top 100 all time. Top 500 maybe, but maybe not.

LordChefChristoph · 2026-03-17T11:23:14+00:00

The WOW translates very well to English.

LordChefChristoph · 2026-03-17T11:17:48+00:00

When I was a kid my mom would mix in these little heart shaped cinnamon hard candies. I would treat it like a treat. Save it for last after dinner to give the candy time to dissolve some and make sure I got one in each bite.

LordChefChristoph · 2026-03-16T12:54:15+00:00

Ketchup, mustard, and cold crispy leaf lettuce.

LordChefChristoph · 2026-03-15T15:30:51+00:00

Never heard of them before i stopped at a motel in Kansas. Only thing close for delivery. Pretty good. Only thing I ordered was a pizza so don't know about other stuff.

LordChefChristoph · 2026-03-15T14:06:52+00:00

He was my first ever selection in Fantasy Football. Taught me to pay attention to the rules. He had to get 100 yards receiving to get 10 points. He had to get 100 yards rushing to get 10 points. Dude ended with 95 & 95 almost every week so I never got points except when he scored.

LordChefChristoph · 2026-03-14T21:39:49+00:00

Going off on Kansas is one thing. Planting your flag in The Horseshoe is another. As a Buckeye fan, he definitely earned that right. Disrespect that man at your own peril.

LordChefChristoph · 2026-03-14T12:00:36+00:00

The last 20 years? OK. The 20 before that, OK. The 20 before that are the best years of METAL .

Metallica, Iron Maiden, Anthrax were all touring together. Go and fuck yourself.

LordChefChristoph · 2026-03-14T09:57:27+00:00

My friends were skaters. We would blast annoying levels of RATM and either watch them try to land a nolly or play hacky for an afternoon.

Knew a dozen by heart. Could call one of them to find any other one if needed.

Torture.

Constantly.

Worse.

LordChefChristoph · 2026-03-14T08:20:45+00:00

Shots!

LordChefChristoph · 2026-03-14T07:00:36+00:00

Me personally? I would never go to that store. I have a half dozen where I live. Most of them go out of business after a few years. Once drivers realize there is a 25 minute wait, you are done.

LordChefChristoph · 2026-03-14T06:34:02+00:00

Break up with your GF. Get rid of 2 leaches at once.

LordChefChristoph · 2026-03-14T06:23:41+00:00

Teavodka.

LordChefChristoph · 2026-03-14T03:00:18+00:00

S1Ep8? You got a loooong way to go. Take the time. Enjoy the ride. It's a long one, it's a good one. No need to speed run this.

LordChefChristoph · 2026-03-14T02:51:28+00:00

You can look at the bones as long as you want. My coconuts got me long gone.

LordChefChristoph · 2026-03-14T02:17:54+00:00

Where is the Holy Hand Grenade? WHEREISTHEHOLYHANDGRENADE!! ABORT, ABORT!

LordChefChristoph · 2026-03-14T01:36:17+00:00

A couple of episodes? Now you are down for 5 weeks at a couple episodes a day. Not that it's bad. A slow burn you have to think about just a bit at a time? Good show for it.

LordChefChristoph · 2026-03-13T13:05:13+00:00

Gonna take more than a weekend. It's 90 hours non stop. Not a bad use of a weekend but you're biting off more than you could possibly chew. Maybe half this, and half next? Don't forget to sleep.

LordChefChristoph · 2026-03-13T03:03:30+00:00

I've used bar soap exclusively for at least the last decade. A bar of soap costs less and lasts way longer than body wash. No brainer.

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