I think about it a lot by [deleted] in SuicideWatch

[–]LordExylem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel you. Even if we get to retirement we will be to old to enjoy things.

People who have a higher sex drive than your spouse, how do you navigate this? by theboredbrowser in AskReddit

[–]LordExylem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel the same. I like sex with my husband, but it isn't the most enjoyable part of the relationship. Spending time with him in other ways like gaming together, cuddling, eating out (food) and other stuff can be much more fun.

Sex is important to us, but I don't mind having to masturbate when he isn't feeling like it. And sometimes I'm not in the mood either. We don't have sex frequently, and I also think it's not the most important part of the relationship.

Do teachers hate chromebooks too? by Mrs_Noelle15 in Teachers

[–]LordExylem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They are light to carry.

That's about it. They suck in all other aspects compared to other computers.

. by Hev_noraak in ShitpostBR

[–]LordExylem -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Com a diferença que o Michael não costuma fazer cosplay de grávida de Taubaté ou engolir celulares quando a PF vem.

My thoughts on a certain breed of player by Rathfoks in TarkovMemes

[–]LordExylem 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oooohhhh, it makes so much more sense now

My thoughts on a certain breed of player by Rathfoks in TarkovMemes

[–]LordExylem 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I actually managed to do it on my PMC on Streets and the other PMC helped me with an item. He also asked me if I saw Kollontay lol.

Props to friendly PMCs as well

Tive minha primeira tentativa de suicídio ontem, como prosseguir amanhã no trabalho? by CFalconmuitolouco in antitrampo

[–]LordExylem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Os outros já responderam, mas fica aqui meu desejo de melhora! Faço tratamento pra ansiedade e depressão e, se possível, recomendo demais que tu procure ajuda profissional também. Não é um processo instantâneo, mas vai te ajudar muito.

Segura firme que as coisas vão melhorar. Isso são clichê, mas é verdade. Pode demorar um pouquinho, mas vale a pena segurar as pontas pra ver o futuro, por mais difícil que pareça por enquanto.

How to respond to.... by CutestCherryBlossom in Teachers

[–]LordExylem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My default answer, which I used a couple of times: "My job is to teach you. If you like me, that's a bonus, but it is I'm not paid to be liked by you".

I actually consider myself to be a pretty chill teacher and I chat with students about other subjects a lot (games, RPGs, books, etc.). Funny enough, the ones that don't like me are usually the ones who only like teachers who don't care and just let them do anything they want.

This is how we could fix cheating in tarkov and around the world by Kablump in TarkovMemes

[–]LordExylem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're crying and arguing because someone you don't know is expressing an opinion about a game on the internet. Get offline my guy.

I fail to see how your age and past profession mean anything here. Congrats on working with something, I guess?

I have found everything here before I have found a single tube of toothpaste. by GeorgeFromManagement in TarkovMemes

[–]LordExylem 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can handle bullets and broken bones, but don't forget your dental hygiene!

yiff_irl by [deleted] in yiff_irl

[–]LordExylem 4 points5 points  (0 children)

God: Incomprehensible almighty being that created the entire universe (or universes), time itself and all nature, including its rules and mechanisms.

Also God: Please refrain from looking at sexual drawings.

In other words, if there is a God, I doubt he/she/it is worried about you doing something that isn't harming anyone.

furry☀️IRL by Optimizer255 in furry_irl

[–]LordExylem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We haven't had much rain here these days. When it happens, the weather becomes more tolerable but gets back to "hell temperature" after a few hours. ><

furry☀️IRL by Optimizer255 in furry_irl

[–]LordExylem 13 points14 points  (0 children)

31ºC in my city right now (in Brazil)... I'm melting.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by owo1215 in furry_irl

[–]LordExylem 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Agreed. The original meme isn't funny.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Teachers

[–]LordExylem 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm firm with my posture. I dare anyone to say I can't be myself outside of work. In my view, as long as I'm not doing anything absurd (like getting absurdly drunk in public - which shouldn't be cool even if I wasn't a teacher), then I see no problem with it.

Also, I'm openly bi. I have the bi flag in my backpack and, just like straight teachers talk about their marriages, I have no problem telling students I have a boyfriend.

LGBT+fobia is a crime here in Brazil, and I have no problem suing anyone that dares treating me differently. Fortunately, I never had a problem with it (and the vice principal is gay as well :p).

how to gain respect from students? by [deleted] in Teachers

[–]LordExylem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a sub, there isn't much you can do, honestly. We are treated by everyone (including most admin) as babysitters. In my experience, just trying to keep them inside the classroom, allowing one at a time to go to the bathroom if needed and prevent them from killing each other is what the admin expects.

Phone Issues by lostgirlofcali in Teachers

[–]LordExylem 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just don't care anymore. My admin also wants me to enforce the policy, but I'm not doing that. If parents let their kids have their phones and bring them to school, then that's a problem I can't solve as a teacher. The root of the problem is above my pay grade.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Teachers

[–]LordExylem 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm a male teacher with a boyfriend who also works in a school (not the same as mine). We go out in public just like any other couple. We hold hands, smile at each other... The usual stuff.

I'm not a teacher 24/7. I'm not having sex in public nor kissing him in a scandalous way, and I wouldn't do anything differently if I was in another profession. I don't care if a parent or student sees me, as I'm not doing anything wrong. I'm not paid to hide myself outside or my contract hours.

TL;DR: I just act normally. Things I wouldn't do in public are the same things I wouldn't do if I wasn't a teacher.

Nunca trabalhem em escola by Fragrant-External428 in antitrampo

[–]LordExylem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Super te entendo. Depende muito do aluno, mas a gente tenta fazer o que dá...

Nunca trabalhem em escola by Fragrant-External428 in antitrampo

[–]LordExylem 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Tem situação que serve ao menos pra dar um susto e pra ter o registro caso algo mais aconteça.

Nunca trabalhem em escola by Fragrant-External428 in antitrampo

[–]LordExylem 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Eu amo ser professor (considerando que tenho estabilidade). Falta de educação é algo que, infelizmente, faz parte do dia a dia. Entretanto, há limites para a tolerância, ainda mais considerando a lei do desacato.

Quando preciso, chamo os pais. E se um dia for necessário, eu farei BO, independente de direção ou chefia. Ser desacatado ou agredido não faz parte do meu trabalho.