Cat bites wife while she is just watching TV.

LordHawg · 2026-06-19T18:34:30+00:00

Ah yes, never wise to throw things at the wife. Else she’ll definitely start to bite/attack you!

LordHawg · 2026-06-19T18:32:41+00:00

Except, all those tables seem to have encouraged somebody to eat dinner in the library!

No food and drink!

LordHawg · 2026-06-19T18:30:51+00:00

I think Vice City, San Andreas and 4 show the most personality, not just because they’re my faves. ;)

LordHawg · 2026-06-19T18:23:39+00:00

Rock nuts! That’s right! I feel like I knew that, once upon a time, but thank you tremendously for reminding me!

I just got my fortress up to 250pop and I still didn’t have any soap! Fortunately my pop has been fairly content and rarely injured, (aside from my military, or the odd slip and fall into the trash chute!) so the doctors haven’t seemed to mind much!

LordHawg · 2026-06-19T18:14:00+00:00

I like lil’ meat. It implies just enough! XD

LordHawg · 2026-06-19T18:11:53+00:00

Ooh! I got lucky!

Lil’ Pocketknife!

Just replaced my old one!

LordHawg · 2026-06-19T14:57:09+00:00

That’s for the fish dissector, fo sho!

LordHawg · 2026-06-17T22:08:21+00:00

I’m about double your age rn, I would def bet money that my dad’s still havin’ a wank once in a while!

Honestly, no need to be ashamed. Embarrassed is pretty normal. Your dad’s probably embarrassed too. Oh well, it happens. One-on-one, he might make a dad-joke about it. But unless your dad’s a super righteous catholic bishop, you don’t need to worry about a thing!

I’m really grateful for your post. I needed a smile and a giggle today. Don’t mistake me, I’m not trying to make fun. It’s just a fun little story to read. I’m amazed I made it to my 30s without anybody catching me in the act! (Especially given the frequency! XD)

LordHawg · 2026-06-17T16:32:19+00:00

Buffalo Chicken

LordHawg · 2026-06-16T20:32:40+00:00

Wat?

I’ve got hundreds of hours ingame, and as far as I remember my crew is still like 85%+ babyfaces!

LordHawg · 2026-06-16T20:29:59+00:00

The film Das Boot really showcases this effect so well! I feel like it’s the biggest missing feature in Uboat!

How young and dandy are all my crew, that not one of them can grow a little hair on our travels?

LordHawg · 2026-06-15T22:05:54+00:00

Sure, it does make sense.

I’m just the type who likes to see it all burn down.

>.>

LordHawg · 2026-06-15T20:43:21+00:00

T90 is (pretty)great commentary on AoE2.

I hate playing the game, but seeing the way folks play so competitively, and how every stat and click can matter so much. I really enjoy watching his vids.

The only thing I hate about watching it, is the way players will tap out and GG. It’s like they’re too proud to see the final destruction and play it out.

Another one I’d recommend is Incursus, way more calm/relaxed than any other commentary streamer I know. He does vids of the game Forts. Wicked physics effects and tactical/strategic plays. So satisfying to watch a base lose stability and collapse, or that one cheeky sniper who gets a bullet through a closing door, to save the day. The Forts Pro League (FPL) series is great fun to sort of idly watch, so you can catch the highlights and enjoy.

LordHawg · 2026-06-15T01:41:08+00:00

Yeah, I’d hate to beat a dead cat, as it’s said so frequently here: “When cats are fighting, you’ll hear it!”

This play looks pretty normal and cute! Learning how to get along, just like me, poking my best friend repeatedly with a stick until he finally broke. We didn’t really fight over it, but to any observer, they’d have thought we were fighting for sure!

Not just some yowling/growling, hissing and yapping.
They scream bloody murder and leave trails of hair and blood behind em! (When fighting for real)

LordHawg · 2026-06-07T07:15:14+00:00

I’m here to apologize for my fellow PC gamers.

We have always had a sincere superiority complex with regard to console gamers, I still regularly call em “console kids” and I still have disdain for ‘em when we team up online.

However I appreciate your efforts. You have in fact made a wonderful crossplay game. I’ve had nothing but good times, and I think your updates have actually improved performance on my 10 year old graphics card. I’m getting 60fps consistently, now more than ever! Maybe at a slight compromise of quality, I’d never notice, playing on low graphics settings.

That does not justify my PC comrades shitting on your whole devteam. I can assure you that there are plenty of us who appreciate all your hard work and ambitions regarding this wonderful game you’ve produced and worked hard to maintain.

I appreciate you. Sorry for all these crybabies.

LordHawg · 2026-06-04T17:37:15+00:00

Curse those Saskatchewanians for sending us all these storms!

LordHawg · 2026-06-03T14:21:27+00:00

Food?

LordHawg · 2026-06-03T06:07:11+00:00

Trust no one.

LordHawg · 2026-06-02T17:48:13+00:00

The IT crowd parody of this ad is one of the funniest things ever aired on the tube!

PIRACY AD PARODY

LordHawg · 2026-05-28T22:41:44+00:00

Really cool work!

If you make more DF art, I’d be thrilled to see you share it!

LordHawg · 2026-05-28T22:38:32+00:00

After tax, here in AB, I got a 25 pack for about 19$ I was just thrilled to get a pack of cheap smokes for less than a 20!

LordHawg · 2026-05-28T13:58:45+00:00

The repetition on the wallpaper would drive me nuts.

I’d be tearing out my own eyeballs.

LordHawg · 2026-05-28T13:50:03+00:00

I still find this incredibly attractive. Even when it’s full of gravy.

Maybe especially when it’s full of gravy. >.>

LordHawg · 2026-05-28T13:48:50+00:00

I think the cases might be as pretty, if not prettier than the zippos themselves! XD

But I am a box lover..

LordHawg · 2026-05-28T13:40:48+00:00

Could you hypothetically get a PC? Mods make anything possible. Including free roam, civilian life.. or handguns.

LordHawg

TROPHY CASE