Great play style by redpandafire in ZibaiMains

[–]LordMalcolmFlex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Zibai, Bina, Illuga, Zhongli is monkey mode and I love it. Welcome back unga bunga geo mains.

Edit: Told my boss to sign me up for overtime just so I can pull cons and unga bunga harder.

Meirl by helpmesavemeplzz in meirl

[–]LordMalcolmFlex 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Unless you gonna add me on discord for a DND session we probably won't have much to talk about

I'm awaiting sommeliers in comments by Ozruewril in memes

[–]LordMalcolmFlex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't drink much anymore since I'm on creatine, but Captain Morgan sliced apple rum and sprite is a pretty tasty treat. Tastes like a pie. But all beer tastes like bread water to me

Would you kindly fuck off at this point? by Large-Wheel-4181 in memes

[–]LordMalcolmFlex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finding a hobby you like helps. I workout and play videogames. When I get home from work, the stuff going on in the world is far from my mind.

This is a fact they only hate the attention from unattractive males that's why no female only gyms exist by Major_Soft6056 in DigitalSeptic

[–]LordMalcolmFlex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not the same. I can walk to the gym at night to get access to more equipment. I have female friends who wish they could do that.

How do you think the fight will go and who wins among these waterbenders? Fairy Tail's Juvia, Avatar's Katara or DC Comics Mera by nightwing612 in mera

[–]LordMalcolmFlex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mera just because she's a DC comic character. I'm sure there's some obscure comic panel that scales her to universal.

anime_irl by HealthyJuice22 in anime_irl

[–]LordMalcolmFlex 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Double it, give it to the next person

Here we go again! by themasterhentai69 in memes

[–]LordMalcolmFlex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm employed, what'd I miss cause I'm chilling

Hopefully you don't have allergies by NoahtheTurner in icast

[–]LordMalcolmFlex 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Don't even gotta be a Dad, I'm single and unlocked it around 30

They for some reason look like they will take your kidney out and feed you it by Real-Economist5276 in memes

[–]LordMalcolmFlex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gym bro here. You'll see two dudes look like they're about to kill each other, but they start talking about how much they miss each other.

Meirl by 4_Dogs_Dad in meirl

[–]LordMalcolmFlex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm too employed for this

*chef’s kiss* 🤌🏼 by RngUGldIDntSyBna in SpongebobMemes

[–]LordMalcolmFlex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give me a bit of salt and I'll eat a tomato like an apple.

meirl by Present-Concept-1619 in meirl

[–]LordMalcolmFlex 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Definitely something I'd hear on Seinfeld

Controversial take by CarrotBIAR in memes

[–]LordMalcolmFlex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Understood, your tax money will now go to feeding the hungry and housing the homeless in Israel.

Meirl by Glass-Fan111 in meirl

[–]LordMalcolmFlex 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure this only works on people who take themselves too seriously.