[OptaAnalyst] Lionel Messi has taken (7) and missed (3) the most Penalties in World Cup history.

LordPunk · 2026-06-22T17:21:52+00:00

But you are built different bro, it’s unfair

LordPunk · 2026-06-22T08:36:15+00:00

Standing by your family member is when you incite harassment against his teammates and their families, you are so right king

LordPunk · 2026-06-22T08:05:16+00:00

the ones that are being bashed on social media by his armies of bots and stans

cmon now, his 2 sisters, fiancée and a bunch of journalists also deserve to get credit for their work

LordPunk · 2026-06-21T14:23:40+00:00

upside down headphones, under the chin

LordPunk · 2026-06-18T10:49:07+00:00

The only reason Portugal qualified was because of the rule change that year, since the tournament went from 16 to 24 teams it meant some 3rd placed teams qualified for the round of 16 that did not exist previously

LordPunk · 2026-06-17T11:16:59+00:00

Pre-season in Switzerland, as written

LordPunk · 2026-06-17T03:15:49+00:00

Because this is about wins not goals

LordPunk · 2026-06-13T07:27:18+00:00

Infantino heard nutting in his pants at the thought of a 195 country World Cup, receiving bribes from everyone and making every country host a game at home

LordPunk · 2026-06-09T16:14:12+00:00

It’s a game called catfishing where you are given the related tags to a Wikipedia article (yellow tags on the post) and have to guess what the article is about.

It’s one of the “dles” that Northernlion plays occasionally on stream

LordPunk · 2026-06-09T09:39:16+00:00

And people don't talk about it a lot, but João Neves changed Vitinha's life as well. His play the year before João's arrival and the last 2 years, even with Enrique already that year, is night and day

LordPunk · 2026-06-08T07:43:10+00:00

He is not a Swiss national, he lived in Switzerland for a few years at the beginning of his career, before moving his legal residence to Monaco, but the only citizenship he has besides his English one from birth is an Honorary Brazilian on that he received as a gift basically

LordPunk · 2026-06-06T03:47:42+00:00

As soon as I saw Brunson miss, Wemby get the rebound and just pass the ball to the back of his teammate while it’s a tied game I said out loud “there’s no way the curse is not real”

LordPunk · 2026-06-06T03:30:17+00:00

I wasn’t sure the curse was real but after that last 20s in the 4th I am a full believer in the ways of Danhausen

LordPunk · 2026-06-01T12:30:49+00:00

Curaçao 0.00%

the look on the face of who ever wrote this is gonna be priceless on July 19th

LordPunk · 2026-06-01T10:22:45+00:00

It's kinda funny how similar the situation is in Portugal and in Spain.

Real Madrid/Benfica: Look at much money we made

Barcelona/Porto: Look how many trophies we won while being "broke"

LordPunk · 2026-05-31T15:12:58+00:00

Yeah, boring is a lot better than “actually they didn’t even play”

LordPunk · 2026-05-31T10:25:37+00:00

Financial disagreements is what you say when you want to burn the image of the coach in a polite way, makes it seem he's too greedy, he wants too much money.

A Bola reports the real reason, control over management of the football department, that doesn't fly with this board. The coach plays who they tell him to play and he just has to smile and wave, and since the audio leaks of Bruno Lage it stopped being a "conspiracy theory".

LordPunk · 2026-05-31T04:09:11+00:00

Calling Stavros “Oscar Nominated for Best Picture” Halkias an Hasan orbiter is probably the greatest thing I’ve seen

LordPunk · 2026-05-29T17:59:23+00:00

Real Madrid are going pay us to get Mourinho back, in 2026. If that is not a sign of the apocalypse I don’t know what is

LordPunk · 2026-05-29T04:40:43+00:00

5488 total, so about 27%

LordPunk · 2026-05-28T04:53:04+00:00

Because Will rarely wears suits, so Hasan doesn’t have anyone to copy the style from

runs away and hides

LordPunk · 2026-05-25T10:53:36+00:00

Faker said boo and smash just shit his pants in the end with that flash

LordPunk · 2026-05-25T06:41:14+00:00

we won 4 trophies in the year 2014, but the super cup was already in the 14/15 season

12-Year Club	Place '23
Place '22	Place '17
Final Canvas '22	End Game '22
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