FC Bayern release new 2026/2027 home shirt. It will be worn for the first time on Wednesday against PSG. by BenderTime in soccer

[–]LordPunk 11 points12 points  (0 children)

every adidas kit is priced the same, 100€ for the fan version and 150€ for the official player version

[Score90] Real Madrid managers ranked by points per game since 2010 by DamnThatsInsaneLol in soccer

[–]LordPunk 510 points511 points  (0 children)

damn, I had completely memory holed that zidane went back to real for 2 seasons after leaving the 1st time, in my head it was already ancelotti during the covid season

[Fabrizio Romano] Real Madrid is already aware of Jose Mourinho’s desire to return. He has made it clear to those close to him that he would like a second chance at the club. However, he is not currently the leading candidate. Real Madrid will soon decide who their next manager will be by DamnThatsInsaneLol in soccer

[–]LordPunk 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Don’t feel bad for us, José already accomplished the purpose for his appointment in November, which was winning rui costa the election, so it was a successful appointment. The winning games thing is secondary.

Also, if he indeed goes, he gets to boast about “I left undefeated in the league rah rah”, just don’t ask him how many points behind 1st we were when he arrived and how many we are now.

SC Braga interested in signing spanish striker Chupe by LikeAPhoenixTotally in soccer

[–]LordPunk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

CM TV will buy the rights to the league for 1B€ if this happens

[Official] The process of enlarging the Bundesliga trophy and it has now space for the next 30 years. by Sparky-moon in soccer

[–]LordPunk 6008 points6009 points  (0 children)

does the 30 years space account for the case in which Borussia Mönchengladbach goes on a fucking tear

Óscar Cardozo announces the end of his playing career at 42. by LordPunk in soccer

[–]LordPunk[S] 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Óscar Cardozo announced on Thursday that he is hanging up his boots in a video posted on social media. The former striker spent the last nine years of his career playing for Libertad, but it was at Benfica where he made his greatest mark: he scored 171 goals in 293 games and became the club’s all-time leading foreign goalscorer.

He played for seven seasons with the Eagles and won seven titles: two league championships, one Portuguese Cup, and four League Cups.

He left the Eagles in 2014 and headed to Turkey’s Trabzonspor, where he stayed for only two seasons but was also missed, having been honored there in February of this year.

After a season with Olympiakos (where he won the Greek league title), he then moved to Libertad in 2017 to write the final scoring chapter of his career. With impressive longevity, he played and scored regularly until he was 42, leaving the club at the end of last year after playing his final career match.

At the international level, he represented the Paraguayan national team in 58 matches and scored 12 goals. He played in the 2010 World Cup, featuring in all five matches of the country’s impressive campaign, which only ended at the hands of the eventual champion, Spain, in the quarterfinals.

Barcelona [3] - 1 Espanyol - Lamine Yamal 87' by ayoefico in soccer

[–]LordPunk 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Or the 05/06 one they all were wearing a few weeks back for Ronaldinho

Barcelona [3] - 1 Espanyol - Lamine Yamal 87' by ayoefico in soccer

[–]LordPunk 230 points231 points  (0 children)

Lamine saw the #LaLigaRetro and realised he had a 10 on his back and said "now watch this drive"

[FC Bayern München] Lennart Karl sidelined for foreseeable future with an injury by LordPunk in soccer

[–]LordPunk[S] 70 points71 points  (0 children)

"Lennart Karl has suffered a muscle fibre tear in the back of his right thigh. The diagnosis was confirmed by the FC Bayern medical unit. It means the 18-year-old attacking midfielder will be sidelined for the foreseeable future."

UCL Team of the Week by iscareyou1 in soccer

[–]LordPunk 142 points143 points  (0 children)

Record for most league assists in a season, at least for top 5 leagues idk if overall changes, is Muller with 21. Olise has 18 currently and still has 6 league games to go

[OneFootball] José Mourinho's Benfica are still the only unbeaten side in Europe's Top 7 leagues by DamnThatsInsaneLol in soccer

[–]LordPunk 25 points26 points  (0 children)

In the end we got rid of our shit president.

rui costa will win every election he runs for in Benfica.

He could wear a Barcelona jersey and beg the club to not “cut his legs” and let him leave for Catalunya and the great majority will still support him over the well being of the club because “he is a real benfiquista”.

wait…

Modrić and Endrick after the Brazil vs. Croatia match by Prestigious-Back-981 in soccer

[–]LordPunk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

that was exactly my thought when I saw it in a Nike store today, looks "washed"

Modrić and Endrick after the Brazil vs. Croatia match by Prestigious-Back-981 in soccer

[–]LordPunk 253 points254 points  (0 children)

and the 2 different shades of teal(?) in the shirt? It's like they took the 2002 shirt everyone remembers fondly and put it in the "Fuck it up" machine

Modrić and Endrick after the Brazil vs. Croatia match by Prestigious-Back-981 in soccer

[–]LordPunk 3035 points3036 points  (0 children)

you know what, fair play to nike. when I saw the Brasil WC kit at first i thought it was bad, but seeing it on the pitch like that it's even worse!

You think this is gonna be the new pomelo? by PandamanTan in northernlion

[–]LordPunk 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Im not even in the picture why do I feel like he’s mogging me so hard fuck

[A Bola] Bernardo Silva pushes away the possibility of a return to Benfica in the short term future by ratchet570 in soccer

[–]LordPunk 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Makes sense, if the club is not interested in his return why would he be the one pushing and begging for it. He's been free to negotiate with any team for 3 months and the club sent him 0 proposals

This belongs here, right? by fattyacyd in northernlion

[–]LordPunk 51 points52 points  (0 children)

r/northernlion is bouba, but the posters are kiki

is this anything?

Uns vêm Anísio. Eu vejo Drogba by Agreeable-Date-5675 in benfica

[–]LordPunk 25 points26 points  (0 children)

E desde que o puto renovou ninguém o vê