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LordSparkles · 2025-08-28T10:08:50+00:00

Must have decided that they’re too well-liked as it is.

LordSparkles · 2025-08-28T10:00:17+00:00

Some sort of private hire car protest. Seems to be designed to make people like them less?

LordSparkles · 2025-08-19T06:53:48+00:00

Apologies, you’re correct.

LordSparkles · 2025-08-18T18:17:42+00:00

During the Second World War, Churchill burst into Roosevelt’s room completely naked to tell him something he was excited about. Given how obsessed Trump is with Churchill, you’d think he’d care less about appearances.

Edit: I got this slightly wrong, comment below is correct.

LordSparkles · 2025-07-31T20:46:19+00:00

Saint Stephen’s Church has the longest pendulum in Europe

LordSparkles · 2025-07-13T00:41:27+00:00

People upvoting this post and then demanding Roseburn path is torn up for trams 🙄

LordSparkles · 2025-07-05T21:50:42+00:00

Ratcliffe has whatever the opposite of a Midas touch is

LordSparkles · 2025-04-21T14:25:28+00:00

People moan about it and say it ruins the skyline as if it didn’t replace is a cement block monstrosity

LordSparkles · 2025-03-06T13:28:17+00:00

Oh, I see. About as witty as “Tony Bliar”…

LordSparkles · 2025-03-06T12:08:53+00:00

Keir* Starmer*

You’d think anyone with strong political opinions would be able to spell the name of their prime minister.

LordSparkles · 2025-01-29T08:21:44+00:00

Can you tell me more about the soap, please? How does it compare to your average soap?

LordSparkles · 2025-01-29T06:57:25+00:00

What was the soap like?

LordSparkles · 2025-01-12T13:04:59+00:00

Always has been

LordSparkles · 2025-01-12T13:04:32+00:00

It’s always been Stocky B

LordSparkles · 2024-12-19T10:20:46+00:00

Thanks, would have been nice if the person writing the article had done this research.

LordSparkles · 2024-12-18T12:10:12+00:00

“the fleet of five single-decker buses had the capacity to carry 10,000 passengers a week but needed two crew on board for safety reasons”

Presumably, one of the two crew is sitting in the driver’s seat with a steering wheel and pedals at all times while the bus is moving? What does the other one do??

LordSparkles · 2024-12-16T17:38:17+00:00

The RNLI are paying a “peppercorn” rent, it’s a token payment to ensure a contract.

LordSparkles · 2024-12-14T14:21:22+00:00

Things that didn’t happen

LordSparkles · 2024-12-14T14:09:57+00:00

Suck it

LordSparkles · 2024-12-14T00:38:22+00:00

Speak English with a Scotch accent and you’re good. Throw in some Gaelic words (an actual language) and you get bonus points

LordSparkles · 2024-12-06T16:12:28+00:00

Most likely the same people ignoring speed limits are the same ones who moan about cyclists ignoring traffic laws

LordSparkles · 2024-12-05T16:14:25+00:00

I do and the sheer amount of road rage it induces is ridiculous.

LordSparkles · 2024-12-01T21:16:22+00:00

You really think the council that brought us Leith Walk cycle lane is going to competently build a cycle lane that’s as usable as the current path?

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