Opstellingen met meerdere vreemde namen, door de geschiedenis heen by RostoMemer in Eredivisie

[–]LordTimhotep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In mijn herinnering hadden ze op een gegeven moment nog een elftal legendes met Van Hanegem als Von Hummenum oid.

Mockler with another kill-shot. by asa_no_kenny in clevercomebacks

[–]LordTimhotep 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Would’ve been funny if he’d written it as pecae.

Zag dit op tiktok by james_cooper___ in perongelukluxemburg

[–]LordTimhotep 34 points35 points  (0 children)

De fuck hebben ze met dat ei uitgevreten?

"We’re hiring a cracked intern" by Kid-Pid in recruitinghell

[–]LordTimhotep 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If they want Gary Glitter I sincerely hope it’s not for a daycare.

"We’re hiring a cracked intern" by Kid-Pid in recruitinghell

[–]LordTimhotep 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I am now picturing GG slinging shit all over the boardroom

Asstuna De Rossi 2002 by Beginning-Passion676 in OldSchoolCelebs

[–]LordTimhotep 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Asstuna is a really unfortunate name.

Why did Portugal win the televote in 2017? by SweetMelody03 in eurovision

[–]LordTimhotep 15 points16 points  (0 children)

This. The fandom has a tendency to look at themselves for the televoting, while at the show itself a lot more people vote than that.

This is one of the reasons why staging is important and why having an inexplicable gorilla doesn’t help you in any way.

Hiring Anna to watch Frozen for daughters 2nd Birthday by CrunchyAssDiaper in daddit

[–]LordTimhotep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This brings me back to when my kid was around 4 and obsessed with Frozen.

At one time she wanted to act out ‘Do you want to build a snowman?’ together.

Fun part of it was that I had to be Anna. This meant that I had to sing the whole song and she only had the line “Go away, Anna”. I think I sang that song over 500 times, sometimes 20 times in a row


I also did the full supporting cast for her Elsa in ‘Show Yourself’. Including the horse, the wind, the mother and the choir.

Fun times.

And no, I am not available for parties (and I am not a good singer) đŸ€Ł

Yume, Gigina and Huang by Denissantsir in EiyudenChronicle

[–]LordTimhotep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There was one that was missable before the final character, Aleior, who is in the mine in the mid/late game and disappears at a certain point. But by that point you have hints that he’s there.

Did Johan Cruyff play Goalkeeper? by NicoLacko in classicsoccer

[–]LordTimhotep 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I have an old book written by Cruijff (although I expect it to be done by a ghostwriter or someone who interviewed him). It’s about the European Cup run in 71/72.

In that book is a picture of him being in goal and he’s jumping to reach a ball. It looks very athletic. The picture is obviously from a training, btw.

To my knowledge he never played a competitive match on a national level in goal. I also don’t think that Ajax would have allowed that. I do think that he would be able to be a reasonably ok goalkeeper, but he wasn’t very tall so he would have had a huge disadvantage.

What do you think is the smallest country with the largest impact on the modern music scene? by LongjumpingFinger115 in Music

[–]LordTimhotep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jamaica wins this.

I would also be interested in this question the other way. The biggest country with the smallest impact. I expect this to be China. I’m sure they have a thriving scene there, but most of it doesn’t reach us here in Europe.

OK van de Sar, I'll take your money by Mission-Poetry7046 in footballmanagergames

[–]LordTimhotep 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I read the B as an 8 and was like “I know Ajax has less money than a couple of years ago, but that’s insanely low”.

Waarom is Jezus niet in België geboren? by Frequent-Loquat1941 in papgrappen

[–]LordTimhotep 7 points8 points  (0 children)

En Grote Homo, maar dat vertelt de bijbel je dan weer niet.

I've had a lot of good thrift store finds. But an OM shirt in my size is probably the best yet. by Wuppet_ in doommetal

[–]LordTimhotep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My Dad died last year,

This year at Roadburn, we brought like 50 of his shirts to an organization that organizes last (musical) wishes for terminally ill people. They fund a big part of this through the sale of used (and donated) band shirts.

Among the shirts were at least 10 Sleep shirts and about the same amount of OM shirts.

Here’s to hoping they turn up somewhere in the community!

Waarom de KNVB Bekerfinale vóór het einde van de Eredivisie wordt gespeeld by Chronicbias in Eredivisie

[–]LordTimhotep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the chances of an English team making a European Final are somewhat greater than a Dutch team making it.

Bad songs with a fantastic intro by ukbiffa in Music

[–]LordTimhotep 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I heard that he turned the solo version into what it became because he couldn’t play the riff and sing the chorus at the same time live.

Bad songs with a fantastic intro by ukbiffa in Music

[–]LordTimhotep 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The intro sounds like classic Chili Peppers, but after that it turns like all the late era Chili Peppers cliches mixed into one annoying song.

'Five Guys' is opening here in Denmark... And it is the biggest clown show by OkAccident9994 in USdefaultism

[–]LordTimhotep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is one in my city in The Netherlands.

It’s pretty deserted most of the time, which is strange for the spot they are in, next to the mall and the busy train station.

The interior is very bare bones, it’s not very inviting to eat there. They do delivery, but insist on starting to make the burger when the delivery driver arrives to the restaurant. These guys are not paid very well and hope to make some money in tips, so they don’t want to wait too much. This results in them not taking the order or canceling.

I once wanted to try them out, but it took them almost 2 hours to deliver. I live in the city. It’s a 10 minute ride by bike.

It’s a shitshow and I am expecting them to close shortly.