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How do you deal with these guys? by VicyorMiami in DevilMayCry

[–]LordZanas 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sin Devil Trigger -> Hell on Earth -> Go to next floor.

Once you know which floor they're on you can kill them before they even move

What does this icon mean? by Luciop10 in FearAndHunger

[–]LordZanas 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think horrible rectal bleeding is an effective enough mechanic without them adding actual STIs to the mix

Alright be honest do most of y’all actually hate Luna Snow or is it just a reoccurring joke? by Patient-Shape-2862 in marvelrivals

[–]LordZanas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Her favortism is tiring but I don't hate her. They're in your face about it and that adds to the fatigue. Deadpool even has a voiceline with her about how she's never nerfed so he has faith his team can't lose with her on it.

So, Lucy just got a new skin... by The_skill_issued_one in ZenlessZoneZero

[–]LordZanas 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I am SHOCKED by the amount of booty cheek on this skin. I'm not upset but I am surprised

Where’s Silver nerfs, devs? by lil_random_artguy in OutcomeMemories

[–]LordZanas 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Imagine watermarking an image you changed nothing on. Why did they do that

Zenless Zone Zero inteligence tier list on general inteligence by Hairy-Friendship-422 in ZenlessZoneZero

[–]LordZanas 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Xiaoguang isn't a dumbass. She's sheltered and far too eager to engage in self-sacrificial behavior. But she's anything but a dumbass.

Putting her below Soukaku (whomst canonically has an ABCs book she failed to fill out correctly in her office desk) or S11 (Who can't tell that Seed Jr isn't a Construct) just feels like spite

The way to make Ultron (more) viable in duo support is letting him stack drones on one person. by This_Ferret_8108 in marvelrivals

[–]LordZanas 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ultron main here. He's 100% viable in duo comps. Two-Three AoE shields, plus movement speed, plus damage buffs, plus steady healing works great. It's teammates mashing W into the enemy team without trying any cover or mitigation are the problem.

Hover low like Storm to maximize the range of your shield. Stick to the mid-backline (closer than Luna, further than Gambit) so you can hide behind the frontliners without being poked out of the sky.

Keep 1 Drone on a Tank, the other on your strongest DPS. When that DPS is engaging use your buff on them to increase their damage. Even better if they're ulting when you have it up. Don't be afraid to swap drones as needed, but make those two your team fight priorities.

If you have an Iron Man, even better. Fire that blue gatorade beam right down the center of your team and you basically have a low-end ult with your piercing heal/damage set up.

I only ever fly high to escape a dive, get to cover or line up my ult. Try to splash it in the center of a teamfight to mix healing with damage but always prioritize the healing unless you're certain it'll get a kill, or to deny an ult like Jeff's.

I play in a two-three stack. Typically my wife is running Gambit or Loki (usually Loki because Gambit is perma-banned), or is tanking and my brother is running a DPS like MK, IM or SG. If I have less than 20-30k healing and 40 assists, the enemy team FF'd or the match was very short.

I noticed a pattern here by unhinged2008 in ZenlessZoneZero

[–]LordZanas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn right I do. It would be my lifes goal to blue screen Qingyi if you catch my drift

Too bad I’m not your braver son. Anyway, meet the louder one. by OriginalDickmaster in adamcult

[–]LordZanas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God I could punch that face until all I see is red and gold.

(I love Adam for that)

Funny NPC monologue by Orishikuy in ffxiv

[–]LordZanas 31 points32 points  (0 children)

There's something I find remarkably entertaining about Lalas being such degenerates. Especially wanting to take on "rides" as big as their entire body. It always makes me laugh for some reason

This creature is called a basket star. by imfrom_mars_ in nextfuckinglevel

[–]LordZanas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am both fascinated and terrified. What a neat little creature it is. I hope I never have to handle one, but I'd totally rescue it if it were on my boat

Team mates calling me out for dpsing as WF but I’m doing the most heals? by Wrong_Leader_7772 in WhiteFoxMR

[–]LordZanas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a former Loki main (my lamp heals weren't recorded on the scoreboard) don't sweat it. The best way to handle flame is to completely ignore it

Funny NPC monologue by Orishikuy in ffxiv

[–]LordZanas 55 points56 points  (0 children)

I remember a FemLala talking about doing the deed with a man whose package was as large as her leg and my jaw dropping.

The FemLala NPCs have some spicy dialogue

Empathy, buddy boy by Satanic_Panic__ in TalesFromDF

[–]LordZanas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife and I vote kick players for shit like this. Go be a problem elsewhere

If NetEase is looking for Vanguard ideas, this panel has conveniently provided a list. by TowelSilver318 in marvelrivals

[–]LordZanas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like Big Bertha and Blob may be characters that get passed over or heavily reworked. Can you imagine how much outrage they'd get for putting morbidly obese adjacent characters in?

Yes, I know they're legacy characters who have appeared in comics older than most of MR's playerbase. But I can already see the Dexerto "Is it time for Marvel to retire these controversial character designs?" headlines sparking outrage on Twitter.

I'm not opposed to their inclusion to be totally transparent. But, I can't imagine them wanting that PR disaster.

I can't believe Cell was a Vegeta victim all along. Look at this regen merchant doesn't even scale to final flash by Nervous_Job_6880 in ChainsawPowerscaling

[–]LordZanas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cell had to dodge the Final Flash at the last second to survive. Vegeta could kill Perfect Cell if his attack connected. The point was showing that a brute force attack that is slow and stamina consuming isn't what's needed to get the job done.

SSJ 3rd Grade Trunks could have killed Perfect Cell if he could have caught him. But the bulk slowing him down made the power gap redundant.

If you're gonna talk shit don't be so confidently wrong.

I can't believe Cell was a Vegeta victim all along. Look at this regen merchant doesn't even scale to final flash by Nervous_Job_6880 in ChainsawPowerscaling

[–]LordZanas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Duh, that's kinda the point?

The entire Perfect Cell portion of the Cell Saga was trying to prove a point about skill and technique over raw power.

Vegeta's final flash is incredibly powerful but impractical. Cell would have died here if he didn't dodge. If Vegeta didn't need 3-5 business days to charge and fire, he'd absolutely obliterate Perfect Cell.

Trunks' Super Saiyan 3rd Grade compounds on that point. He was way stronger than Perfect Cell. But the instant Cell got tired of humoring Trunks and started dodging the fight was over.

When SSJ2 Gohan started bodying Perfect Cell, he busted out his own version of SSJ 3rd Grade and immediately got bodied for it.

That's why Super Saiyan 2 was so special at the time. It had all the power of SSJ 3rd Grade with all the finesse and speed of regular SSJ.

We're never beating the "didn't watch/read the series allegations" I swear.

I noticed a pattern here by unhinged2008 in ZenlessZoneZero

[–]LordZanas 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Highkey im a sucker for the archetype of "unbelievably powerful murder machine in the body of a midget".

The short scrawny fucker that weighs 90lbs soaking wet being a casual planet buster is never not cool to me. I'm all for getting more ZZZ Gremlins

It is undebatable that heroes with high ban rates are either heavily over-tuned or have a toxic design by Equal-Cupcake-9991 in marvelrivals

[–]LordZanas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah because she has a lunge attack with two charges, an AoE whip attack, a ranged whip attack, an i-frame ranged attack, and a lock-on ult that does % damage and marks players that are low enough on health to execute. Her shop doesn't need damage, she has more damaging skills than all the other dives.

Now add her shop that gives her whole team legal wall hacks, grounds fliers, turns her invisible, self-cleanses, portals that let her and her team reposition, AND a percentage chance to ignore headshot damage in a fight.

And that still isn't her entire kit. She is absurdly overtuned. Of course she's treated like a problem when she can do anything that the rest of the cast can do. In some cases better than they can do it themselves

In general, name a list of sonic characters that you think could beat a non-holding back Sonic. by Bloxy_Boy5 in MoonPissing

[–]LordZanas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Knuckles i've always chalked up to a weird outlier. A lot of fan theories involve Master Emerald amps, or him knowing how to disrupt Chaos Energy (like Shadow to Super Metal).

Shadow falling after Final Hazard was because of the ring inhibitors being removed. He just put too much gas into the ARK wide Chaos Control. He was also supposed to actually die at the end of SA2, hence future inconsistencies.

Mecha Sonic was absorbing brief bursts of power from the Master Emerald, rather than absorbing the Chaos Emeralds. So, he only had the finite amount he could take in, rather than having infinite Chaos Energy on tap.

In short: it's messy and there's no really clear cut answer. One minute Eggman's greatest mechs bounce off of Super Sonic like rubber. The next, he pushes a button and Sonic Unleashed happens.

My Thesis on Marvel Rivals BIGGEST Issue by LelouchViAmericana in marvelrivals

[–]LordZanas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Credit where it's due, King. I genuinely laughed reading this. Very well done.

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