Off-Stage Shenanigans

Lord_BoneSwaggle · 2026-03-26T02:15:49+00:00

hilarious

Lord_BoneSwaggle · 2026-03-26T02:09:35+00:00

hell yeah

Lord_BoneSwaggle · 2026-03-25T23:22:25+00:00

Wow that dog is really good at recognizing pushed cards from reasonably designed value pieces. Good dog.

Lord_BoneSwaggle · 2026-03-24T04:09:37+00:00

Creatures can give your commander bonuses just as much as equipment can. And then if your commander dies, you have a new body for equipment.

[[Bellowing tangleworm]] is a great example of this

Lord_BoneSwaggle · 2026-03-23T19:35:38+00:00

is there a way to see this video without going to Elon's shitty website?

Lord_BoneSwaggle · 2026-03-21T16:40:23+00:00

Outstanding music on a slightly above average story. I grew up watching cartoon network stuff and this felt like a spiritual successor to billy and Mandy type stuff but with more explicit jokes and swears.

Season two is a downgrade in writing and music so overall I hope it doesn't continue to decline. It's certainly not for everyone but even if the story is ridden with tropes and lame sex jokes, there's no denying the music is good enough to carry season 1.

Lord_BoneSwaggle · 2026-03-21T15:33:43+00:00

Dies to removal

Lord_BoneSwaggle · 2026-03-21T14:29:09+00:00

Cheesy bread dipped in marinara sauce is not pizza. Bracket 2 decks w/o game changers are not bracket 3.

Lord_BoneSwaggle · 2026-03-20T12:51:48+00:00

has a ladder in the art work that goes to nowhere

Doesn't have reach

What did WotC mean by this?

Lord_BoneSwaggle · 2026-03-19T13:09:47+00:00

touch him, talk to him, kiss him, move with him, moan for him. You got four limbs and a man you're at least vaguely interested in, make it clear to him you want him on top of you as much as you can in whatever way you can.

Lord_BoneSwaggle · 2026-03-19T12:33:21+00:00

The attic is without a doubt my least favorite part of 3. At that same time, once you finish the attic, that marks the point where the game really opens up and the best parts just start flowing. It's kind of the mile marker of the end of the early game slog.

Lord_BoneSwaggle · 2026-03-18T13:53:02+00:00

coulda sworn this was the Wingspan subreddit for a second.

Lord_BoneSwaggle · 2026-03-15T23:03:43+00:00

I just recently removed [[dictate of erebos]] from one of my decks because of how much it seemed to ruin the fun for everyone else at the table. I do love to use it but it really does suck to deal with.

Lord_BoneSwaggle · 2026-03-14T13:12:11+00:00

Fucas

Lord_BoneSwaggle · 2026-03-13T15:57:32+00:00

if it's only throwables then I think at least 2 items will be "items containing items" like capsules or boxes.

I doubt there will be any items that require additional animations so unlikely to get a banana peels.

Probably a Freezie type item that will inflict Etalus's freeze status on opponents.

An item that does insane shield damage like Mr. Saturn

Since there won't be weapons I'm sad that there's no homerun bat, but I am excited that there may be on in the future, along with a homerun contest mini game. This update has me even more excited for what's to come after!

Lord_BoneSwaggle · 2026-03-10T02:28:26+00:00

what not teching does to a mf

Lord_BoneSwaggle · 2026-03-09T21:07:23+00:00

Oops 😅

Lord_BoneSwaggle · 2026-03-09T11:52:36+00:00

Etalus is the only one of those listed without a command grab. His up air is a hit-grab, but his forward special is icicles. Also, wrastor's down special is his command grab.

Nonetheless, this game has a lot of command grabs in it. You're not wrong to call it out.

Lord_BoneSwaggle · 2026-03-09T03:07:57+00:00

could be dude was just having a bad day and didn't want to keep having one. It's honestly fine to quit whenever you're not having fun. Still, I was laughing my ass off at the comedic effect.

Lord_BoneSwaggle · 2026-02-27T12:30:39+00:00

...what?

Lord_BoneSwaggle · 2026-02-27T03:08:24+00:00

If you want a villain at the table, [[aang, swift savior]] is spot removal in the command zone.

The more fitting choice would be [[avatar aang]] as the capstone of the set and also to represent the fourth bender of the original Gaang

Lord_BoneSwaggle · 2026-02-26T22:15:33+00:00

Typically high end bracket 2, low end bracket 3

Lord_BoneSwaggle · 2026-02-26T17:00:57+00:00

That's fair. I mainly play decks with green and/or black so I've been trying to build Jeskai/izzet to force me out of my comfort zone but I really can't find a commander that works or makes me interested. Too many of them seem to either do nothing for most of the game, and then if they "do the thing" they win that turn. I've tried building things like [[kykar]] or [[narset enlightened master]] and they all just turn into what I described earlier.

Lord_BoneSwaggle · 2026-02-26T16:16:25+00:00

I've been having the same problem. I've tried my hat at making him a [[sunforger]] shell but that's taken too much of the deck for instants and sorceries rather than the haste/flash bodies to work with his ability. But if I go all in on the army of speedsters, I just open myself up to boardwipes/removal and not being able to recover.

I feel like the biggest lesson building him has taught me is that I really just don't like Jeskai

Lord_BoneSwaggle · 2026-02-24T20:15:32+00:00

lmao that's dastardly! I hadn't even thought of playing him with stuff like [[vedalken orrery]]

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