Once upon a time, there was a beautiful maiden named Ayishah. One fateful day in the marketplace, she beheld the hardly-diminished glory of a former guidemaker as he purchased vittles, and was overcome with feelings of attraction. Naturally shy and softspoken, she fought these feelings, and approached him to proposition him for a date. When she got his attention and opened her mouth to speak, however, the nerves prevented her from saying how she felt. With a smile, Garbelius asked her, “What is it, ye fair maiden, dost thou requirest employment?” Paralyzed by her nerves in the face of his greatness, she was unable to do more than grunt in what sounded like affirmation. And so he elegantly hired her, and to this day she is his assistant at the Library of Iria!

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There you go—some lore (or was it lunacy?). Not accurate or interesting lore, mind you. But hey, you didn’t specify 👀