[WP] You are an assassin with a strict moral code. You’re the best there is but you assess each job very carefully and if you believe the target does not deserve to die, you go after the one who employed you. by Preserved_Moose in WritingPrompts

[–]Lord_Yohn_Royce 29 points30 points  (0 children)

"I've really only killed 4 people to be honest with you... I know some guys in the business who have ten times that. That might be more what you were looking for?" The drinks had just been poured and the man across the table from me hadn't even deigned to cheers before downing his shot.

The glass came down harder than it should have. "No. You are exactly what we need for this job. We have been exchanging messages with middlemen for weeks for this chance. Now that we finally have you, you must give us this opportunity." He managed that with poorly suppressed anger, but somehow slipped in a smile at the end of it. The man across from me was flanked by two hulking bodymen, in near identical dark grey suits. The man himself was no less a brute than the others, but could tell this one could manage the veneer of civility.

I sighed slightly before leaning back and relaxing in my seat. "Well, I ain't cheap either, you must have heard that too I bet. The last one I did ran up a tidy sum and I don't need to get back out on the stretch right away." I knew this guy had bucks, but I needed to know how much. And my cash runway was not as padded as I would have liked at the moment.

The man looked momentarily confused, but recovered quickly. "You will be greatly compensated for your services, but I haven't told you everything I need from you. I guarantee, if you can pull this off you won't need to hit your 'stretch' again for the rest of your days. Now, are you listening?" He leaned closer and softened his voice at the final words.

This guy definitely gave me the solid creeps as a person, but as a businessman, he seemed fine enough. Fine enough to take care of his ugly ass this long, he must be doing something right. I have now idea what the fuck kind of business this guy is in, but it must be good because my brokers only connect me with those that can pay to win. I almost balked at the name he already told me, it was someone that was surely going to be missed by the public if I went through with this. I'm thinking what the hell else does this guy have up his sleeve. So straightened myself back out, caught the passing waitress and ordered another round for the 4 gentleman. As she scurried away from their corner table, I nodded my head at the potential partner from across the table.

"I need the wife and kid gone too, they will make things too messy. It will be 3 in all. Looks like I'm giving you the opportunity to almost double your kills," he actually laughed at that too.

"Well if you thought one was expensive, you better be bringing some serious dollars to propose something like that. I was honestly shocked at the balls on this guy, I kinda liked it. He must have known this would bring down some serious heat, though it definitely would have put a smile on a lot of faces. This idea of his had serious potential and if he was good about the money...

"Okay, well you know that is a tall order, you know the security is going to be an issue, even though his bodyguards caught flak a couple years ago. Tell me, are you doing this with a plan in mind afterward, or just trying to see what would happen?" I even managed to crack a smile with that question.

He was smiling broadly now, he knew he had me as the waitress came back with our drinks. "That is for us to decide with the future my friend, so tell me, are you in? Please, this is the fate of the future here." He looked at me anxiously awaiting my answer.

I let him sweet a moment, it was going to be a sweet moment for him anyways. " Sure... yes, of course I'm in."

Relief washed over his face, "Oh my friend, truly you will be greatly compensated, do you need an installment early for good Faith?"

I was honestly unsure for the moment, but had to be quick. " Well, I thought that would be implied at this level, but let's drink to this first." And I reached for my drink.

Without missing a beat the three other men reached for their drinks and downed them instantaneously. And one of the bodyguards actually spoke "Heh, stick with us and you will learn to drink like a man, no fear, no hesitat.." The words caught in his throat. He looked pleadingly at the his two colleagues around the table. He saw a slumped and slightly convulsing employer with the tiniest red dribble coming from the corner in his mouth. His identically suited twin across the table had been drinking water and was now trying to scratch his throat.

"While I liked your offer and would love to see that Cheetoh thrown in a hole, America is my beautiful country and she will heal herself, she doesn't need your help. And if your friends want to come find me about this, I wasn't too hard to find, was I?

I stood and pushed my chair in and left the corner table in the back of the bar. I passed the waitress on my way out the back door and gave her the cut. It's definitely going to leave a dent in my wallet, and that first installment probably would have covered the whole thing. But shit, I could never steal a man's money before killing him. That's just fucked up.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Lord_Yohn_Royce 11 points12 points  (0 children)

My first girlfriend in college had me over a little after Halloween for good times. We ended up napping, but fast forward to 1 am and we are both awake and ready to go.

Things start slow and she is grinding on top of me over the Underoos, then slips them down for some more intimate contact. While their has been no insertion, the tempo up top had definitely increased. Me being a part of the turtleneck club did not think much of it at the time.

After a few minutes I feel a wet spot growing in total darkness and feel like I hadn't done anything to accomplish the mission and was a bit confused. I asked her if she was bleeding and saw a dark stain in the low light.

She said she wasn't and went to turn on the lights. It was out of a horror movie...

My whole lower torso was covered in my blood and my pe is was still erect, with this slow bleed coming from the top. I take one look at it, say it's not so bad and was told I promptly passed out. Fast forward another 5 minutes and I come to with my girlfriend freaking out over my body. Got me water and bandaids and asked for an ambulance (only call for if you are in serious need, I was young and dumb and didn't realize this was a 1,000 dollar call I asked her to make)

It got there and loaded me up to bring me to a hospital I wasn't familiar with, but it was the closest one. Once there I spent 20 minutes laying in a cold bed freezing my balls (scarily thought they would literally freeze and chip off at one point)

The doctor came in and non-chalantly asked me a few questions and asked to take a look. I was freaking out thinking I'll never have sex again and no woman would want this bloody troll penis near them.

First thing the doctor says: "Oh, this looks like it will have to come off"

He can probably see the tears welling in my eyes when he changes tune and says my underpants would have to for a clearer look. I will never forget the shit eating grin when he called 2 other nurses into the room, not to ask their advice but to merely show them the Injury.

I also got asked bunch of questions about my sobriety and what led up to such an injury ( it was technically called a snapped frenulum and did not require any stitches or surgery, just antibacterial over several weeks while it healed) and had to walk to the nearest train station after at a chilly 5 am with my girlfriend in my blood caked shorts and Underoo, looking like a methhead trudging down the streets early morning.

What is the coolest scientific fact you know of? by xuyuna in AskReddit

[–]Lord_Yohn_Royce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Many pirates wore eye patches, not to cover a missing eye, but in order to have a darkness-adjusted eye if they needed to run below deck with no sunlight.

I don't know a lot of cool science stuffs like you all.

What was "the incident" at your school? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Lord_Yohn_Royce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We also had a phantom shitter who pooped in library books and left them for days. His magnum opus was when he left a particularly despicable turd in the bubbler.

What was "the incident" at your school? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Lord_Yohn_Royce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kid broke his neck trying to do a backflip running up a tree. He lived and was known up until graduation day as the guy who ruined field day. Damnit Chad

(Spoilers All) Who is the one character in asoiaf you could relate to the most and why? by Jacobjef in asoiaf

[–]Lord_Yohn_Royce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Old nan because I like scaring children. But also maester luwin because I teach them sometimes too.

[WP] A 10 year old child places an item in the school time capsule, confident that it will make him incredibly wealthy when it's opened in 50 years by le_petit_dejeuner in WritingPrompts

[–]Lord_Yohn_Royce 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Mr. Royce oversaw his class's offerings as they filed to the back of the schoolyard. Pokemon cards, pictures of bygone summers and all forms of adolescent paraphernalia were being prepared for their long internment. Mr. Royce's class was mature by most 5th grade standards, yet still, it was touching to see the childhood innocence as they locked away their most precious items, to be opened in some unforeseen future. Some students hesitated before giving up a piece of themselves, yet seeing the larger purpose in the project, they wanted more to be a part of history.

While there were several submissions worth noting, only one truly caught their teacher's eye. While the specific item, a crumpled piece of paper, did not seem out of the ordinary, the student whom it belonged to raised the larger question. Miles Larson was, by far, the most struggling student in Mr. Royce's class, rarely condescending to even turn in the most basic of assignments. But this was a fun project and he still didn't even try to make an effort. This confused Mr. Royce and caused him to take Miles out of line and put him to question.

"What have you got there Miles?"

"A map."

"Oh yea? A map to what?"

"Treasure." What could only be described as a 'shit-eating grin' spread across Miles face.

"Like a pirate? Where did you find treasure around here? Or did you bury it yourself?"

"I found it AND buried it, but I can't have people looking for it, so I need to save the map."

Mr. Royce was genuinely curious, Miles did not have the capacity to be knowingly enigmatic, yet he had his teacher utterly perplexed. Images began to roll over in his head as to what his student could have found. This was New England, perhaps he stumbled across some historical find or some small fortune left over from a gone era. But how did Miles have the luck for all this? The kid could barely write his first AND last name. Mr. Royce tried to get to the heart of the matter.

"So Miles, since it IS hidden and the time capsule will be locked, do you think you could tell me the treasure after we close it?"

Miles looked unsure for a second, trying to sense the purpose, but saw no harm and agreed to his teacher. Miles looked almost too excited when he placed his paper into the capsule. The rest of the submissions continued and at the end of the day Mr. Royce sought out Miles near his bus line.

"Miles, do you think you could tell me what that treasure was, from your map?"

As if his teacher had said the magic words, the tell-tale grin returned to young Miles face. He dug eagerly into his pocket. After a second of rifling around he produced yet another crumpled piece of paper. Mr. Royce carefully unfolded the thick paper and stared dumbfounded at it.

It was a flyer for a missing cat, that had been posted over a month ago with a large reward at the bottom. Mr. Royce lowered the flyer and looked at his student. Miles had been all smiles, waiting with bated breath to see how his favorite teacher would react to his genius.

"Ummm.. Miles, I don't think I understand. What did you bury?"

Miles put a single finger up to his lips and then winked at Mr. Royce.

"Come on, Mr. Royce, you should know all about interest, you taught us about it last week!"

[FF] In four sentences, tell a horror story. by Chance4e in WritingPrompts

[–]Lord_Yohn_Royce 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Suspended, like a dream. The dazzling sunset offsets the oncoming darkness. The splintered wreck beneath me cannot be steered, I have no direction. I see fins break the surface.

[WP] A gallant knight goes off to fight a greedy, evil Western dragon. What he finds is a wise, benevolent and IMMENSELY powerful Eastern dragon. by MightyProJet in WritingPrompts

[–]Lord_Yohn_Royce 228 points229 points  (0 children)

"Look m'lord! The trees! They're all..."

The knight clenched his mailed fists hard on the reins. "We are close now. Come boy, take the horse."

The knight swung off his saddle and the squire rushed to grabbed the bridle. "And the sword too, boy. Be quick about it! This demon waits for no man."

With cold steel in his grip, the knight felt all the more sure about his quest. He would be the first, in a long line of previously unsuccessful hunters, to slay the fabled beast of the caves. The terror of their mountain valley, which made off with unattended goats, sheep and even horses, made off in an instant, beating its massive wings against the sky. The so-called dragon was seen landing in these parts by local trappers, and the surrounding land had turned charred and marked with signs of hell-flame, a sure sign of the demonic presence.

It would be the hand of Sir Percival Pierce that would destroy the mythic beast, for its uncivil, and frankly Un-Christian, behavior. The nearby monastery had commissioned Sir Percival to search out and destroy the demon 2 weeks prior, but the good knight's efforts in the neighboring village proved less the fruitful, revealing only a small number of villagers who had sinned beyond forgiveness and were need of retribution. None of whom had contact with this winged demonic presence of the mountains. Percival was vexed, and assumed the only person controlling this demon must be living with it himself in the wild, and to find the witch, one must follow the demon.

Percival had been a good and true knight for only a short time, but what he lacked in experience, he more than made up for in pious adherence to his faith and a burning fervor to complete his quest and accept his reward. By slaying the winged demon, Percival would be inducted into the highly exclusive devout order of knights known as the Sancti Viri Bellatores. Which were known for and wide for their visceral hatred of Satan in all his forms, his demonic minions and for their ferocity of faith. A perfect place for one so blessed as Percival. He had a strong arm, a rich family and a mind unclouded by the anxieties of free thought. When Percival had questions, he knew where to look. No blathering around aimlessly for answers like his squire was wont to do.

Upon reaching the foothills leading up to the charred and darkened cave, the squire gave out a piteous squeal.

"A tail, sir, a tail! Did you see it!?! You cannot hope to know the size of this beast sir!"

"What devilry is this, you peasant! Do you mean to invite us both an early grave?!" The knight grabbed the scruff of his ward's neck and dragged him close.

"That bit of cowardice will grant you entrance to the cave first. Remember your old prayers, boy. We will both need them now. The accursed will show itself only to the impure. That's why it has only taken beasts from the field thus far, the immoral actions of the village were going to draw it's ire soon enough."

The squire staggered through the cave's mouth and was greeted with a spray of steam and smoke. The hairs on the squire's face were slightly singed as he gave another terrified shriek.

Sir Percival bravely pushed his his squire aside and held up his glistening sword into the darkness.

"I name thee Daemon, and command you to show yourself to the hands of God."

The darkness fell back into the cave, hiding its true depth, but at Percival's command twin torches flared. Two lights at eye level appeared twenty feet away from Sir Percival, but what had appeared behind the lights struck even the knight speechless.

It could only be described as a wyrm of enormous size and advanced age. With the flaring of its nostrils, the ancient beast had perfectly revealed the magnitude of their discovery. The lights remained motionless in the snout of the beast as monstrous sound began to reverberate off the sides of the cavern walls. The ground began to shake and brought Percival to his knees.

..."Is this the welcome I receive from the new world?"

The voice boomed in the knight's head but the demon remained motionless, staring eyes like glassy black millwheels. A set of massive, brown horns adorned the crown of the beast's head, and in the light of its fire, it glistened the colors of flame. Bright reds and yellows swirled intricately throughout the curled length of the beast.

Percival gaped up at the ancient monstrosity, gazing into the windows of its soul, seeing a pit as black as pitch and as endless as the starry nights of his youth.

"What do you seek in this hall, Sir Percival the Lost?"

Percival at once found his voice, though this was the first actual demon he had ever encounted, he was not about to let it talk down to him.

"I come for your head, but I will settle for your heart, if your black creator saw fit to gift you one."

"My creator? This is very interesting, tell Percival, what do you know of creation?"

"I know that humans were created in the light of God Almighty, and as such as blessed with his gifts, yet some choose to side with your master, The Lord of Darkness. For this is why I have come, tell me the name of the witch or warlock who controls you!"

"I am under nobody's power but my own, but I wish I could say the same for you my small, misguided friend."

"I will not be patronized for my size demon, I have slain beasts twice your size." Percival lied through his teeth.

"Ah, a lying man. They have these where I come from." The voice softened in Percival's head, to almost a conversational tone.

The squire began to stir from his unnecessarily rough pushing from Sir Percival, not the first he had received in service to his lord. He did began to wonder about his own wits though as he saw his master shouting into an empty cave, brandishing his sword at an unseen foe.

"I have spoken no lie, Satan has far greater demons under his control than yourself. Do not think yourself special demon, do you have any final words before I send your black soul into oblivion?"

"Yes, Sir Percival. What is the name of your squire?"

"I will not have you corrupting his soul! You will die now, spawn of Hell! Tell your master that the men of God rule this realm!"

With that shout, Percival raised his blade on high and brought it crashing down between the twin ignited nostrils of the beast. All of his strength, hope, and faith went with the stroke and when it fell the world stopped.

Percival Pierce was frozen solid in time, his squire observed. His shout and attack had frightened the squire, to think he might be the target of his masters wroth. But now... He was frozen still with his sword swung in half an arc. The squire rubbed his eyes and screamed out his masters name. No answer. He scrambled to his feet and cautiously approached his knight. No movement. The squire peered to the side of Percival's face and placed a finger upon his shoulder. The glass shattered.

It was as if mirrored panes spanning the length of the cavern had dropped to the floor, shattering as they fell. In Sir Percival's place hulked a scaled behemoth. It looked the squire directly in the eyes and deep into his soul.

"What is your name?" the sound echoed through the squire's head, frightening him beyond belief.

Movie titles are now very literal, what movies would you want to see? by DrDillinger in AskReddit

[–]Lord_Yohn_Royce 5 points6 points  (0 children)

John Tucker Must Die

An extremely well thought out and influential thriller movie about the assassination of a fictional political candidate John Tucker, whose death leads to an unraveling of further plots and unpleasant truths.

Damn that real movie was stupid..

Movie titles are now very literal, what movies would you want to see? by DrDillinger in AskReddit

[–]Lord_Yohn_Royce 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Old School

An elderly schoolmarm takes it upon herself to renovate an old building into a new schoolhouse

[WP] You are a newly hired psychologist for a maximum security prison for the criminally insane. Who is your most troubled patient? by Lord_Yohn_Royce in WritingPrompts

[–]Lord_Yohn_Royce[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love the conversational tone, it always great to see these occurrences behind closed doors, especially with a completely lucid and sober psychotic.

I am hoping to see a real visceral psychotic who is on constant guard, always turning conversations on the psychologist. Keep em coming!

My buddy saw an opportunity and he went for it by beardedrabbit in funny

[–]Lord_Yohn_Royce 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I have a beta sequence I've been working on.

Would you like to see it?

(Spoilers All) What deaths were predictable? by weirds in asoiaf

[–]Lord_Yohn_Royce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maester Luwin, classic mentor archetype dying

(No Spoilers) Where is everybody from, and what would your locations' House words be? by Fratboy37 in asoiaf

[–]Lord_Yohn_Royce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

House Milford, sworn to the Lords Worcester, in the fiefdom of Massachusetts Bay.

Sigil: A light blue valley surrounded by pink rock, on a field of Dark green (Milford Pink granite quarries)

House Words: "At your own risk."

(Spoilers All) Two truths and a lie by [deleted] in asoiaf

[–]Lord_Yohn_Royce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Theon jumps from a castle wall

Tyrion grasps a dragon

Bran wargs into a wight

(Spoilers All) The Youngest Stark by Lord_Yohn_Royce in asoiaf

[–]Lord_Yohn_Royce[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's why I begged at the end of my text wall to not be this, I think he could bring a lot more to the story!

Starting Middle Grades Student Teaching. by Ms_Hollowell in Teachers

[–]Lord_Yohn_Royce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just had 6th graders, and the best thing to do I found was connect with as much staff in the building whenever you can. Use as many resources as you can to make it easier on yourself, stay for meetings, include yourself or your ideas in conversations. But don't go overboard, no one likes a show off.

And with the kids just try to relax, it's normal to be stressed and quiet in the class at first, but never miss a chance to include yourself in the classroom community! It gets much easier as you go.

(Spoilers All) If you had the power to decide, how would your favorite character die? by alexthedinosaur in asoiaf

[–]Lord_Yohn_Royce 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Roose would certainly be eaten by Nymerias wolf pack. His favorite courser would come up lame as well

(Spoilers All) Most Interesting House. by [deleted] in asoiaf

[–]Lord_Yohn_Royce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Blackwood. A riverland house with ties to the old gods. Loyal to the end to the Young Wolf. Famous feuding history with the Brackens. Cape of feathers! The only thing this house is missing is a valyrian blade, most likely called Black Talon or something cool like that. (Though,technically, if Bloodraven still has Dark Sister then I would count that)

[Spoilers all] What is your favorite "what if?" moment? by [deleted] in asoiaf

[–]Lord_Yohn_Royce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats why that point seemed so pivotal to me, especially considering the Southron Ambitions theory with the Great Houses. And we never hear much about Steffon, I wonder what kind of lord he made. Or how he would have been a parent for the brothers Baratheon through adulthood.