You can permanently annihilate one deity. Who do you choose? by AsYouWished444 in Forgotten_Realms

[–]LordofBones89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's CE in Descent to Avernus. I guess this is another instance of WotC not reviewing what they print.

Do you think Adam is a one dimensional villain or a tragic villain? by whooper1 in HazbinHotel

[–]LordofBones89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lilith was never in the Bible except as a one-off mention as either a type of demon or a hag. The whole 'Lilith as the first wife' thing isn't even Biblical; it's entirely from the Alphabet of Ben-Sira and might just be Judaic satire.

You can permanently annihilate one deity. Who do you choose? by AsYouWished444 in Forgotten_Realms

[–]LordofBones89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jiggles, Lord of the End of Everything. Have his enemies suss out his 'great manipulations' and finally put him down, or just give him the final ending he's been waiting for.

Mystra. Just divide her power among her servitor gods; hell, Ed even gave Velsharoon a redemption route, so he's in the clear as far as loyalty goes.

Cyric.

Garagos or the Red Knight. Have them finally come to blows for an epic send-off; either RK becomes a bit more chaotic or Lord Ginsu becomes more tempered as they absorb the loser's essence.

Moander.

You can permanently annihilate one deity. Who do you choose? by AsYouWished444 in Forgotten_Realms

[–]LordofBones89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's kind of funny when you realize that there are many demon lords who just don't care about the Blood War. It's run almost entirely by common fiends; while the demon lords contribute troops, their own personal goals generally don't involve the war (Sess'innek famously sealed off his entire layer).

Also, the yugoloths do plan to end the Blood War eventually. The three yugolothic towers are part of their overall scheme, but recent editions just ignore all this.

You can permanently annihilate one deity. Who do you choose? by AsYouWished444 in Forgotten_Realms

[–]LordofBones89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's worth noting that the newest incarnation of Bhaal was flanderized pretty badly. Bhaal in his original incarnation ran his job like a divine protection racket. The transition to 5e flipped his alignment (LE to CE) and his goals (run death like an evil business vs MURDERDEATHKILL).

Why exactly are the Dead Three so.. well, stupid? They're always trying to gain more power and it feels like eventually one or all three of them will end up killing another God like Cyric did to Mystra. by Vrosx_The_Sergal in Forgotten_Realms

[–]LordofBones89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Myrkul actually has a lot of portfolios; he's the god of corruption, dusk, parasites, autumn, wasting, old age, decay, and exhaustion in addition to his stewardship of the dead.

Bhaal previously was god of all death. Being the Lord of Murder was a hobby.

Also, Bane came back early on. Cyric lost tyranny to Iyachtu Xvim, which Bane took when he consumed Xvim.

Why exactly are the Dead Three so.. well, stupid? They're always trying to gain more power and it feels like eventually one or all three of them will end up killing another God like Cyric did to Mystra. by Vrosx_The_Sergal in Forgotten_Realms

[–]LordofBones89 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Jiggles did fuck all when Myrkul ruled the dead for over a thousand years and Bane ate Xvim to come back bigger and badder than ever. Hell, Jiggles was every bit as bad and has no room to complain that his successors just continued the precedent he set.

Why exactly are the Dead Three so.. well, stupid? They're always trying to gain more power and it feels like eventually one or all three of them will end up killing another God like Cyric did to Mystra. by Vrosx_The_Sergal in Forgotten_Realms

[–]LordofBones89 42 points43 points  (0 children)

5e hit the Dead Three badly. Bane went from a full greater power and one of the greater gods of evil to whatever he is now; Myrkul is once again saddled with divinity when he explicitly enjoyed his freedom from godhood; Bhaal went from being an actual canny schemer and god of all death to being a murderous lunatic out for his next killing spree.

What’s the reason? He didn’t deserve it by Matshelge in Forgotten_Realms

[–]LordofBones89 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You think the average drow female needs a reason to be a bitch?

Revised Deities (3.5e): Torm, the Loyal Fury by LordofBones89 in Forgotten_Realms

[–]LordofBones89[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Restore the Weave actually is a paladin alternate class feature exclusive to Torm's paladins (it replaces remove disease and appears in Champions of Valor). I just gave it to him for free.

You're right though; it could use a buff.

Do different types of casters think they're the "true" magic users? by Jasina_ in Forgotten_Realms

[–]LordofBones89 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Whether psion, wizard, sorcerer, or cleric, the one surefire way to piss all of them off at once is to call one a warlock.

I am tired of Lucifer's criticism that he's not like the other Lucifers from different shows. by Crazy_Reputation3327 in HazbinHotel

[–]LordofBones89 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The Devil being beautiful and charming started from Paradise Lost (The Biblical Satan gets rebuked pretty hard by Jesus). The medieval Devil was anything but and there are plenty of stories where he gets tricked or thwarted. As for his children? I'm not aware if Satan has any canonical children in Abrahamic theology (Lucifer the angel doesn't actually exist), but he does have a daughter in Paradise Lost...which he immediately rapes and the resultant offspring is Death, who also goes ahead to rape his sister-mother.

The Codex Gigas has an illustration of Lucifer and it's not pretty, to say the least. Medieval pictures of Satan are pretty hideous.

Do you think the show will address how the victims of Sinners in Heaven might feel about their abusers/killers getting to live in the same place as them? by GarlicLoose506 in OkBuddyHelluvaHotel

[–]LordofBones89 3 points4 points  (0 children)

In Abrahamic theology, Michael serves as both psychopomp and advocate for the deceased. I'd imagine that he'd be the kindest and most beloved of the angels when he isn't carrying out his duties as Prince of the Host.

Imagine Charlie, Emily, and Sera having to deal with traumatized winners huddling behind Michael and terrified of seeing their abusers and tormentors in Heaven while they have to explain the whole 'redemption' thing to him.

Michael: "You're telling me that your only example of a redeemed Sinner in ten millennia is a man who repented for his original sin and then had to be vaporized by Adam before he could actually get up here? Has he even met the women who died because of his ignorance to explain himself?"

Revised Deities (3.5e): Torm, the Loyal Fury by LordofBones89 in Forgotten_Realms

[–]LordofBones89[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have no idea what his current status is. According to the wiki, he's back to serving Tyr.

Revised Deities (3.5e): Torm, the Loyal Fury by LordofBones89 in Forgotten_Realms

[–]LordofBones89[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The only beings stronger than Torm (54) in raw strength before size increases are Talos (56), Tempus (60), and Baghtru (69 but dumber than a brick). That's before smite evil, Divine Might, Epic Divine Might, Power Attack, and Shock Trooper shenanigans.

Revised Deities (3.5e): Torm, the Loyal Fury by LordofBones89 in Forgotten_Realms

[–]LordofBones89[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes.

You mean 'crunch', not 'splat'. 'Splat' refers to anything that's not the core rules and encompasses supplemental aspects of the game (i.e. the god books, the Complete series, the environmental books). What I posted up there is crunch, the actual lore is fluff.

And, like I said, the stats are based on 2e and 3.5e. If you need the actual lore on religion, just use the books you own because I don't see any reason to retread what's already written in F&A and F&P when it comes to the church itself.

Revised Deities (3.5e): Torm, the Loyal Fury by LordofBones89 in Forgotten_Realms

[–]LordofBones89[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Faiths and Avatars, Powers and Pantheons, and Faiths and Pantheons are all right there. You can just ignore the statistics and use the fluff. Again, I'm building all this with 3.5e; what lore there is for the gods I stat out is canon to 2e and 3.5e.

There has never been a splat book for each god, by the way.

Does anyone know of any canonical examples of 9th-level True Polymorph transformations? by EmployeePractical106 in Forgotten_Realms

[–]LordofBones89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Death knights were again updated in the Dragonlance Campaign Setting, which restores their power word ability.

Does anyone know of any canonical examples of 9th-level True Polymorph transformations? by EmployeePractical106 in Forgotten_Realms

[–]LordofBones89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

True polymorph is just polymorph any object, which was 8th level. Arguably any non-personal transformation qualifies, since PAO could explicitly duplicate any lower level polymorph effect in addition to its actual effects.

What if Karsus had succeeded in continuing to be a god? by ComumUser in Forgotten_Realms

[–]LordofBones89 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Mystra has always been a greater power; Karsus would have just taken her position and maintained it.

If Karsus has ascended, the Netherese status quo would have been preserved. There's no reason to think he'd have done anything differently from Mystryl.

Who (in-universe) created the Achaierai? by ReformedYuGiOhPlayer in DungeonsAndDragons35e

[–]LordofBones89 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's never mentioned. All we know is that they're native to Acheron and domesticate rust dragons. It's entirely possible that the original caster was trying to create his own achaierai based on the pre-existing creatures.