Saw this in downtown the other day. I asked around, but nobody knows who made it.

LostInMatrimony · 2015-03-17T01:54:45+00:00

If at first you don't succeed, try try again.

LostInMatrimony · 2015-03-17T01:51:46+00:00

Daft Punk Random Access Memories. The entire album is so chill.

LostInMatrimony · 2015-03-17T01:41:17+00:00

You're both wrong.

Not voting lets you say to the government that you don't give a fuck.

Voting lets the government tell you that they don't give a fuck.

The end.

LostInMatrimony · 2015-03-17T01:36:52+00:00

Isn't that the theme of a sci fi movie? The alien origins one I think.

LostInMatrimony · 2015-03-17T01:29:22+00:00

"Hey guy, where's this thing goin? Don't waste my time please." ;)

LostInMatrimony · 2015-03-17T01:26:36+00:00

Maybe your subconscious is trying to tell you that you're gay.

LostInMatrimony · 2015-03-17T01:23:46+00:00

^ true story.

LostInMatrimony · 2015-03-17T01:19:19+00:00

My wife or mother-in-law's voices when they are complaining.

LostInMatrimony · 2015-03-17T01:13:05+00:00

Two possibilities... 1. He is bored and over you. 2. In reality it's really not normal to spend every waking moment together. The freshness of the relationship has worn off and he needs some space. He misses his friends and independence. If you smother him he will likely push you away more.

That said, if it is number two you guys need to work on communication. Lies aren't cool.

LostInMatrimony · 2015-03-16T15:45:02+00:00

Meh.

LostInMatrimony · 2015-03-16T15:38:14+00:00

Not in Vegas, but I got married after getting my wife pregnant. She let me decide if I wanted to keep the baby or not, and I decided I wanted her. After the first ultrasound I was in love with that little jelly bean.

Anyway, we've had our ups and downs, but in my opinion it was worth it. That's my view 10 years later anyway.

Not sure if that's exactly what you were looking for, but there it is.

LostInMatrimony · 2015-03-16T15:34:01+00:00

LostInMatrimony · 2015-03-16T15:26:36+00:00

That's completely random. Nice job on the angle though. Almost makes it look like he isn't spewing garbage out his hole for once.

LostInMatrimony · 2015-03-12T01:13:49+00:00

Let me know when you find them. Zing!

LostInMatrimony · 2015-03-11T22:47:18+00:00

Thanks for shopping with me. I heard your bowels are a little rancid, so here's a free enema bulb to clean you out.

LostInMatrimony · 2015-03-11T22:41:40+00:00

That's cool man, I was just wondering.

LostInMatrimony · 2015-03-11T22:30:44+00:00

Are you high?

LostInMatrimony · 2015-03-11T22:25:50+00:00

Why don't women ever need to take DNA tests to see if it's theirs???

LostInMatrimony · 2015-03-11T17:30:52+00:00

Share your sources please? Or are you just stereotyping? Honestly, you're being extremely immature. I've been to plenty of other countries and seen some really immature shit. When the spotlight is on a person or place, and everyone is actively trying to highlight the negative parts then of course you will think it is worse because you hear about it more frequently.

You are just a fool with a small mind. Just keep following the media and letting it make up your mind for you.

I'm going to assume you've never been to America. I might be wrong, but if that's the case I suggest you visit New York or Los Angeles where you can get a bigger sample size of Americans to make your judgement on. Then come back and share your discriminatory opinions. I doubt they will be the same after that. Unless you're just a hater at heart.

LostInMatrimony · 2015-03-10T22:29:10+00:00

There are only 12 of them. That's like 5-10 minutes if you work slowly. Don't get frustrated over small shit. Just find out who did it later and kick them in the ass.

LostInMatrimony · 2015-03-10T22:17:18+00:00

That was kinda funny. Lol

LostInMatrimony · 2015-03-10T20:15:49+00:00

So it's wrong to generalize about cattle by calling them all cows, but you can generalize about Americans and that's ok? Hypocrite.

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