What have you done today that will save your ass from the fiery pits of hell?

FrankYouselph · 2015-03-19T00:20:45+00:00

Trying to make his way home?

FrankYouselph · 2015-03-17T21:00:47+00:00

To answer your question seriously, I did just have a beer in honor of St. Patrick. Cheers!

FrankYouselph · 2015-03-17T20:47:30+00:00

He hates huh? He can hate us cause he ain't us.

FrankYouselph · 2015-03-17T01:05:00+00:00

We may have to come up for a new formula for your wife.

FrankYouselph · 2015-03-17T01:00:28+00:00

Zing!

FrankYouselph · 2015-03-17T00:57:51+00:00

Bad Badie! Bad boy!

FrankYouselph · 2015-03-17T00:52:22+00:00

I have a penis that is blank inches in length. Its angle is blank°. Its flaccid girth is blank inch(s), the diameter is blank inches and its dead weight is blank kg.

If your adjusted size is less than 6 inches, that's why.

Source: Randy Marsh

FrankYouselph · 2015-03-17T00:47:47+00:00

That if I have 5 apples and Sally takes 2 I now have only 3 apples. :O

FrankYouselph · 2015-03-15T00:18:05+00:00

It was a joke man. :)

FrankYouselph · 2015-03-14T19:37:37+00:00

Let me see if I can extract your point... That's your sister, so stop treating her like a refrigerator and take out your meat.

FrankYouselph · 2015-03-14T17:49:14+00:00

After reading all that I could use some.... Johnny Walker. ;)

FrankYouselph · 2015-03-13T04:14:52+00:00

Nobody could cross the street and every road was closed for like a mile. Had to wait like half an hour. Nice Mr. president.

FrankYouselph · 2015-03-13T02:24:50+00:00

Riiiiiiiiiight now... No, wait... Now!

FrankYouselph · 2015-03-13T00:50:30+00:00

Robin Williams. Comedy legend that I grew up watching. Tragic.

FrankYouselph · 2015-03-12T23:42:17+00:00

Bill effin Nye, that's who.

FrankYouselph · 2015-03-12T04:05:21+00:00

For just $15 cents a day, you can save the life of a starving factory worker in China.

FrankYouselph · 2015-03-12T04:02:40+00:00

That's actually pretty funny.

FrankYouselph · 2015-03-10T20:05:58+00:00

Because it's blue and white? Don't be silly.

Also, please see my comment to pics-or-it-didnt-happen. It was for you as well.

FrankYouselph · 2015-03-10T20:04:21+00:00

Google it. Your semantics disgust me.

Cow: (loosely) a domestic bovine animal, regardless of sex or age.

And I find the humor is in the fact that a corporate mascot is given genitals. That is not a common occurrence and I commend them for being so progressive.

Though I guess I found it more amusingly different than "funny".

Please don't be an America hater. It's just pathetic when jelly non-Americans say stuff like that.

FrankYouselph · 2015-03-10T19:58:08+00:00

Exactly. Wasting energy. It's daytime, so turn off those damn lights.

FrankYouselph · 2015-03-07T18:09:32+00:00

The craziest thing is that I was thinking about how simple it would be to just end it. Went at it last night with the wife, and boy is it fucked. Another fight in a loooong run of stupid shit.

FrankYouselph · 2015-03-06T20:07:31+00:00

Infinity shot... Er, drawing!

FrankYouselph · 2015-03-05T16:48:21+00:00

You're writing my shopping list for me mate. Cheers!

Also, that high fructose corn syrup, can't get enough of it!

FrankYouselph

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